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Shankara20

Shankara20

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WC: "You see, I am a member of the F.E.B.F."
Exec: "The what?"
WC: "Fuck everybody but Fields."


WC Fields


:cool:
 
"What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was on a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an ax."


WC Fields
 
"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it."

WC Fields
 
"...This has the characteristic look and feel of a complete fiasco."

- Famous Adventurer's Last Words
 
(A young greenhorn wants to play cards with sharpie Fields:)
Sucker: "Is this a game of chance?"
WC: "Not the way I play it, no."

:devil:
 
Didn't WC only sleep in the rainy season? I can't remember the movie name, but there was one where the last scene was of a house with a sprinkler on the roof, to make it rain. It was one of his, I think.
 
"No, you don't get a lump of coal in your stocking, why should you get fuel for your naughty fireplace? No, instead you only get my Scorn. And by that I mean you get a sample of my new fragrance, Stephen Colbert's: Scorn. It is truly a terrible fragrance."

I have no idea what who WC fields is.
 
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WC Fields, movie actor from about 1910 to 1940 - cad, curmudgeon, cantankerous drunk, womanizer

some of his jokes are so bad in todays PC world that I won't post them.

some more easy going quotes

"After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse."

or

"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."

or

"Women are like elephants. They are interesting to look at, but I wouldn't like to own one."

:cool:
 
"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves."

WC Fields
 
"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink"


WC Fields
 
Shankara20 said:
WC Fields, movie actor from about 1910 to 1940 - cad, curmudgeon, cantankerous drunk, womanizer

some of his jokes are so bad in todays PC world that I won't post them.

some more easy going quotes

"After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse."

or

"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."

or

"Women are like elephants. They are interesting to look at, but I wouldn't like to own one."

:cool:
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I liked all the ones about children. he hated kids.
 
Ebonyfire said:
I liked all the ones about children. he hated kids.
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Someone asked Fields: "How do you like children?"

He responded: "Parboiled!" "They are very good with mustard."

WC Fields
 
When he was a 14-year-old starstruck lad, the future science fiction writer Ray Bradbury spotted Fields on the sidewalk in front of the Paramount studios and whipped out his autograph book. After signing it and handing it back to Bradbury,

Fields said: "There you are, you little son of a bitch."
 
Shankara20 said:
Someone asked Fields: "How do you like children?"

He responded: "Parboiled!" "They are very good with mustard."

WC Fields
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I had forgotten that one, but it works , lol!

He had a point. That is why I only had one kid. A test case, lol.
 
Brilliant Thread Sir Shank.........I'll admit bring uncertain of it's original direction and its making crave Oscar Wilde like a woman possessed . Thats a hint btw :eek:
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Brilliant Thread Sir Shank.........I'll admit bring uncertain of it's original direction and its making crave Oscar Wilde like a woman possessed . Thats a hint btw :eek:
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"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon."

WC Fields
 
"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it"


WC Fields
 
Shankara20 said:
"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon."

WC Fields
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oooooookay you didn't get the hint did you Sir Shank............ahem :D :rose:

:eek: just dawned on me maybe its me that didn't get the 'hint' :eek:
 
Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
oooooookay you didn't get the hint did you Sir Shank............ahem :D :rose:

:eek: just dawned on me maybe its me that didn't get the 'hint' :eek:
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Please do - I think we could handle something Wilde here....
 
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