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Old 07-16-2006, 07:06 PM   #1
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In love with a lesbian, dammit!

Fell in love with a girl who just turns out to be a lesbian! I have a major crash on her but she says to me she loves a fucking fat female who acts and looks like a ugly guy!!!!
What am I supposed to do? I do want to beat that fucking fat ass shit out of her... But I can't for 'she' is not 'he' but 'she'!!! Why don't girls like guys? Why why why...
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Old 07-16-2006, 07:08 PM   #2
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Fell in love with a girl who just turns out to be a lesbian! I have a major crash on her but she says to me she loves a fucking fat female who acts and looks like a ugly guy!!!!
What am I supposed to do? I do want to beat that fucking fat ass shit out of her... But I can't for 'she' is not 'he' but 'she'!!! Why don't girls like guys? Why why why...
because you have cooties.

get a sex change.
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Old 07-16-2006, 07:08 PM   #3
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There's only one thing to do.

Turn gay.

That'll learn her.
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Old 07-16-2006, 07:09 PM   #4
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Old 07-16-2006, 07:09 PM   #5
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Fell in love with a girl who just turns out to be a lesbian! I have a major crash on her but she says to me she loves a fucking fat female who acts and looks like a ugly guy!!!!
What am I supposed to do? I do want to beat that fucking fat ass shit out of her... But I can't for 'she' is not 'he' but 'she'!!! Why don't girls like guys? Why why why...
I totally think you should beat the fat lesbo into a bloody pulp, because chicks dig jail time.
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Old 07-16-2006, 07:09 PM   #6
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Fell in love with a girl who just turns out to be a lesbian! I have a major crash on her but she says to me she loves a fucking fat female who acts and looks like a ugly guy!!!!
What am I supposed to do?
Make a suit out of doll parts.

Have it rub the lotion on its skin and, if it doesn't, tell it it'll get the hose again.
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Old 07-16-2006, 07:10 PM   #7
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Love hurts. Go find someone else out there.
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Old 07-16-2006, 07:11 PM   #8
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Make a suit out of doll parts.

Have it rub the lotion on its skin and, if it doesn't, tell it it'll get the hose again.

*spitting out drink*

That was fucking hilarious!!! Well said!!!!
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Old 07-16-2006, 07:14 PM   #9
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Love hurts. Go find someone else out there.
That's what I need! Thx dude!
I just don't get it. I have been felt negative about gay people ever since!!!
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Old 07-16-2006, 07:16 PM   #10
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I just don't get it. I have been felt negative about gay people ever since!!!
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Old 07-16-2006, 07:21 PM   #11
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I was thinking of "Pink Triangle" by Weezer, but that works too

I'm dumb she's a lesbian/ I thought I had found the one
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Old 07-16-2006, 07:51 PM   #12
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You must love pretty fast if you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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Old 07-16-2006, 07:54 PM   #13
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Fell in love with a girl who just turns out to be a lesbian! I have a major crash on her but she says to me she loves a fucking fat female who acts and looks like a ugly guy!!!!
What am I supposed to do? I do want to beat that fucking fat ass shit out of her... But I can't for 'she' is not 'he' but 'she'!!! Why don't girls like guys? Why why why...

There are three or four good clues right there in your post.
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Old 07-16-2006, 07:55 PM   #14
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I have the same problem and I sympathise with you completely. When I found out that my girlfriend was a lesbian I was crushed.
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Old 07-16-2006, 08:03 PM   #15
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Fell in love with a girl who just turns out to be a lesbian! I have a major crash on her but she says to me she loves a fucking fat female who acts and looks like a ugly guy!!!!
What am I supposed to do? I do want to beat that fucking fat ass shit out of her... But I can't for 'she' is not 'he' but 'she'!!! Why don't girls like guys? Why why why...
Do what everybody else does when they fall in love with someone who isn't available. Live with it. Deal with it. Eat Haagen Dazs (I recommend the Bailey's Irish Cream). Scream. Curse. Write. Whatever works for you. Just don't go jumping off any bridges.
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Old 07-16-2006, 08:05 PM   #16
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Lesbians are cool.

If I was a chick I would munch carprt.
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Old 07-16-2006, 08:20 PM   #17
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Fell in love with a girl who just turns out to be a lesbian! I have a major crash on her but she says to me she loves a fucking fat female who acts and looks like a ugly guy!!!!
What am I supposed to do? I do want to beat that fucking fat ass shit out of her... But I can't for 'she' is not 'he' but 'she'!!! Why don't girls like guys? Why why why...
yeah sure.......wasnt that a movie?
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Old 07-16-2006, 08:25 PM   #18
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Make a suit out of doll parts.

Have it rub the lotion on its skin and, if it doesn't, tell it it'll get the hose again.
OMG! Classic!
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Old 07-16-2006, 08:40 PM   #19
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Fell in love with a girl who just turns out to be a lesbian! I have a major crash on her but she says to me she loves a fucking fat female who acts and looks like a ugly guy!!!!
I'm almost certain that's not how the White Stripes song goes.
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Old 07-16-2006, 09:07 PM   #20
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Fell in love with a girl who just turns out to be a lesbian! I have a major crash on her but she says to me she loves a fucking fat female who acts and looks like a ugly guy!!!!
What am I supposed to do? I do want to beat that fucking fat ass shit out of her... But I can't for 'she' is not 'he' but 'she'!!! Why don't girls like guys? Why why why...
it's not that girls don't like guys. we do. lesbians -- that's actually a myth. a clever story we made up to avoid guys like you. it's sort of a double insult, really. not only did she NOT want you -- you repulsed her so much she's gone and turned gay.

and you realise, of course, that's what happened her. you creeped her the fuck out, and she went and turned gay.
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Old 07-16-2006, 09:13 PM   #21
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It makes no difference she's a lesbo, she's unavailable, and believe me you're not alone in falling for someone who's unavailable. Where I'm from if you happen to fall for someone, anyone, guess what... unavailable.
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Old 07-16-2006, 09:35 PM   #22
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I have the same problem and I sympathise with you completely. When I found out that my girlfriend was a lesbian I was crushed.
That must have been devistating.
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Old 07-16-2006, 11:27 PM   #23
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Well, I'm sure this whole thread is a troll, but it reminds me of a song by a group called Floydband - "I'm in love with a lesbian..."

"I'm in love with a lesbian/She won't do me 'cause I'm a man..."

Oh yeah, I just remembered the album's name - I Burped and Puke Came Out My Nose!

It also reminds me of my brother's friend just blurting out "I WANNA FUCK A GAY CHICK!" once...

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