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... and this little piggy went, "Wee-wee-wee," all the way home.

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I do that too. I embroidered a fishing bookmark for myself! I should let HP have it.
LOL. I enjoyed Victor Borge's opera.
I prefer satin stitch myself, and had a couple of heavily enbroidered denim jackets back in the '80s to prove it...

I had this across the shoulder panel on one:


And this in the central panel...


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