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play up play up and play the game
Queen Play the Game.

Open up your mind and let me step inside.
Rest your weary head and let your heart decide.
It's so ea-asy when you know the rules ...
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Open up your mind and let me step inside.
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It's so ea-asy when you know the rules ...
I prefer this one: Killer Queen
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I prefer this one: Killer Queen
Oh I love Killer Queen! I had a friend who was perfectly that, she had her birthday party in Kettner's champagne bar one year, LOL, the place was full of uneasy lesbian women in black leather jackets while she sat majestic in the midst of us all.

And I love the video for this one too:
I Want to Break Free.

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Someone at the Burlesque show I went to did this song. A woman dressed as Freddie Mercury dressed as a woman - moustache, hoover and everything! It was so funny.
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Oh I love Killer Queen! I had a friend who was perfectly that, she had her birthday party in Kettner's champagne bar one year, LOL, the place was full of uneasy lesbian women in black leather jackets while she sat majestic in the midst of us all.

And I love the video for this one too:
I Want to Break Free.

(Sorry about the Youtube Michael, I'm sure you know the vid though .)

Someone at the Burlesque show I went to did this song. A woman dressed as Freddie Mercury dressed as a woman - moustache, hoover and everything! It was so funny.
I want to break free ?
Not my thing at all.
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Not my thing at all.
LOL, I think it became clear that the BDSM scene was not your cup of tea when you produced that cane in Naked Party! to everyone's astonishment - especially your own.

Cup of tea
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Sometimes I just need coffee with more coffee
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SPAM

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Steve, that is a blurt not an association. Even if your presentation is made up of chopped up bits of sh*t. People will probably enjoy a short presentation - make them play a party game instead, they will love you forever.

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I got an email from a "Nigerian Prince" promising me money.
LOL, there is a book by a guy who started answering spam requests with hilarious correspondence consequences.

Mmm, Nigerian Princes.

Eddy Murphy.
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Oh, no. Bright red stitching on a dark green jacket. (Although that might look quite good. )
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I'm sure it would look good on you, sugar

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Dark green jackets -

single breasted.
Chicken breast covered with tomato paste, garlic, basil, and mozzarella.
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Yum!

Ms Read's Chicken Dinner recipe (which I won! in her competition; I think everyone won, LOL).
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On Danish bread?

Poor HP! I'm sure Weightwatchers will actually be lots of fun. We should suggest it to TGP, he's bound to meet women there, but I fear he is not in need of weight losing regimes and the ladies might be suspicious if he turns up.
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Poor HP! I'm sure Weightwatchers will actually be lots of fun. We should suggest it to TGP, he's bound to meet women there, but I fear he is not in need of weight losing regimes and the ladies might be suspicious if he turns up.
I'll settle for Hovis, thanks. My Mum practically lived on the stuff, although Dad was a bit more stoic about it.
Perhaps TGP might benefit from a visit to a house of ill repute; just for practice, you understand.
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Perhaps TGP might benefit from a visit to a house of ill repute; just for practice, you understand.
Stop it, you're just indulging your own fantasies now. He wants a steady relationship, not experience! He's got experience, he just needs to put his head out the door . But I think it may take time.

Marmite, or better still Vegemite - yum.
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Marmite, or better still Vegemite - yum.
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What about

freshly baked bread.

Have you finished your marking at last and you can come out to play?
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