Old 04-05-2013, 11:18 AM   #39626
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It wasn't intended to; it's just a good song by the same band.

And I will have to start a diet thanks to the cruel-hearted blighter who is my GP. The minx even thinks I need to take some exercise.
Gloom and cream doughnuts. . .
No no, you just need exercise. I have sketched out a light regime for you in Naked Party. It will actually be fun.

Cream doughnuts is not an association, even the Piglet doesn't have cream doughnuts for breakfast! she has pink ones.
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:28 AM   #39627
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Cream doughnuts is not an association, even the Piglet doesn't have cream doughnuts for breakfast! she has pink ones.
Breakfast is usually an egg on toast, and Coffee.
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Breakfast is usually an egg on toast, and Coffee.
Fried or poached?
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How do you make a Tinker's omelet?

First you steal two eggs...
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How do you make a Tinker's omelet?

First you steal two eggs...
How do you make a Diamantina Cocktail?

First break an emu's egg ... (there's rum, cracked ice and condensed milk in it too)
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How do you make a Diamantina Cocktail?

First break an emu's egg ... (there's rum, cracked ice and condensed milk in it too)
Oh that sounds nice. I love condensed milk. (Well, I am a pussy <snerk>.)

Cocktails, I used to like the

Silk Stocking.
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Oh that sounds nice. I love condensed milk. (Well, I am a pussy <snerk>.)

Cocktails, I used to like the

Silk Stocking.
Screwdriver

Harvey Wallbanger sounds too much like a fuck standing up ..which is called a Slow Screw Against a Wall. Isn't it? And that's a cocktail too??
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Oh that sounds nice. I love condensed milk. (Well, I am a pussy <snerk>.)

Cocktails, I used to like the

Silk Stocking.
Blue Stocking

(There's rum, cracked ice, and milk in an Emu's egg??)
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(There's rum, cracked ice, and milk in an Emu's egg??)
lol...yep! it's all done with genetic engineering...
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Blue Stocking

(There's rum, cracked ice, and milk in an Emu's egg??)
You skipped! You will have to throw Michael a rose.

Blue Stockings and Screwdrivers, better go for

A slow comfortable screw against the wall.

(in blue silk stockings, with a book in one hand ...)
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Blue Stockings and Screwdrivers, better go for

A slow comfortable screw against the wall.

(in blue silk stockings, with a book in one hand ...)
ROFLOL.
Here, Michael... sorry for skipping you.

A comfortable screw against the wall?

Ah! A padded cell! Now ich versteht!
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A comfortable screw against the wall?

Ah! A padded cell! Now ich versteht!
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What is that?!! It sounds fabulous, LOL.

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I think it's a song by Little River Band

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