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08-12-2012, 05:49 AM
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Ancient writer
oggbashan is online now
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Originally Posted by SamScribble
I think you have to be a Brit of a certain age, Michael.
The Gasman Cometh
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08-12-2012, 10:53 AM
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#35077
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Lawrence's Crab
Mandy57 is offline
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Originally Posted by oggbashan
Gas-Guzzler e.g. Aston Martin
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08-12-2012, 10:59 AM
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Smile..it confuses people
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Back to the Future
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I will have been there ... future perfect? |
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08-12-2012, 03:30 PM
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#35079
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Yeah, still just a guru
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Originally Posted by stickygirl
I will have been there ... future perfect?
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dodgy past
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‘Writing is the ultimate decision-making experience. Every paragraph, every sentence, every word, is a decision.’ – Michael Bremer
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08-12-2012, 07:21 PM
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#35080
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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Originally Posted by SamScribble
dodgy past
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08-12-2012, 07:55 PM
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#35081
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Yeah, still just a guru
SamScribble is offline
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
1066 and All That
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One in the eye for Harold
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‘Writing is the ultimate decision-making experience. Every paragraph, every sentence, every word, is a decision.’ – Michael Bremer
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08-12-2012, 08:04 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Originally Posted by SamScribble
One in the eye for Harold
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Bull's eye
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?" 
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination. 
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08-13-2012, 12:13 AM
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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Bull's eye
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08-13-2012, 12:58 AM
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#35084
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Yeah, still just a guru
SamScribble is offline
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
prairie oyster
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oyster shooters
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08-13-2012, 01:07 AM
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Literotica Guru
Emily124 is offline
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Originally Posted by SamScribble
oyster shooters
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Tequila shots 
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I honor the place in you in which the entire universe dwells. I honor the place in you which is of love, of truth, of light and of peace. When you are in that place in you, and I am in that place in me, we are one.
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08-13-2012, 08:46 AM
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#35086
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Lawrence's Crab
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Tequila shots |
Top shelf golden margarita...Patron tequila, Grand Marnier, and a little bit of mixer...   |
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08-13-2012, 09:16 AM
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Everybody Party!
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and a small datura salad... |
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08-13-2012, 09:37 AM
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Teasing Girl
SweetMaj is offline
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
and a small datura salad...
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Ace Ventura
(The first thing that comes to mind.)
(Datura = Ventura.)
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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08-13-2012, 09:38 AM
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Really Experienced
HankDolworth is offline
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Originally Posted by SweetMaj
Ace Ventura
(The first thing that comes to mind.)
(Datura = Ventura.)
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You can love your pets, just don't LOVE your pets.
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My name is Hank, I'm not a real Writer, I only play one on Literotica.
4 out of 5 readers disagree. These are my Stories.
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08-13-2012, 09:41 AM
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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Originally Posted by HankDolworth
You can love your pets, just don't LOVE your pets.
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"A codger from old Albacetta
Took on sixteen goats for a betta.
When asked how he felt
He just hitched up his belt,
And said, "I can't tell just as yetta." |
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08-13-2012, 09:48 AM
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Teasing Girl
SweetMaj is offline
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
"A codger from old Albacetta
Took on sixteen goats for a betta.
When asked how he felt
He just hitched up his belt,
And said, "I can't tell just as yetta."
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"Der var engang en mand,
han boede i en spand.
Og spanden var af ler,
og konon vasked' bler,
nu kan jeg ikke mere.
(Silly me.) 
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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08-13-2012, 09:49 AM
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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Originally Posted by SweetMaj
"Der var engang en mand,
han boede i en spand.
Og spanden var af ler,
og konon vasked' bler,
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08-13-2012, 09:54 AM
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Teasing Girl
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Are you asking if you can "ligge" med mig, Tio? 
Tinge-linge-later...
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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08-13-2012, 09:57 AM
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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Are you asking if you can "ligge" med mig, Tio?
Tinge-linge-later... |
Maybe? After all, Dansk is all Greek to me.
When are you giving me my next Danish lesson, Maj! |
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08-13-2012, 10:00 AM
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Teasing Girl
SweetMaj is offline
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Maybe? After all, Dansk is all Greek to me.
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I'll give you your next Danish lesson tonight, Tio.
(Mostly naughty and dirty words.)
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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08-13-2012, 10:02 AM
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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I'll give you your next Danish lesson tonight, Tio.
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Depraved Danish!!! |
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08-13-2012, 03:40 PM
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Yeah, still just a guru
SamScribble is offline
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
Depraved Danish!!! |
Apple Danish (and a coffee)
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‘Writing is the ultimate decision-making experience. Every paragraph, every sentence, every word, is a decision.’ – Michael Bremer
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08-13-2012, 07:18 PM
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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Originally Posted by SamScribble
Apple Danish (and a coffee)
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08-13-2012, 07:27 PM
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Literotica Guru
Emily124 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
cafe au lait
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cream of the crop
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I honor the place in you in which the entire universe dwells. I honor the place in you which is of love, of truth, of light and of peace. When you are in that place in you, and I am in that place in me, we are one.
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08-13-2012, 07:28 PM
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#35100
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Everybody Party!
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cream of the crop
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