Old 08-12-2012, 06:49 AM   #35076
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Old 08-12-2012, 11:53 AM   #35077
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Old 08-12-2012, 11:59 AM   #35078
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Old 08-12-2012, 08:21 PM   #35080
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:46 AM   #35086
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When asked how he felt
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And said, "I can't tell just as yetta."

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Og spanden var af ler,
og konon vasked' bler,
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When are you giving me my next Danish lesson, Maj!

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