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Spiderman's secret ID is revealed

Shaq

Shaq

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wow, that's actually making national news.


Hehe, in Civil War#2 he tells the world his identity.

So if you're a superhero, do you protect your secret identity or broadcast it?
 
I tell no one. Not even my family.

I mean DUH. That's superhero 101.
 
Stuponfucious said:
I tell no one. Not even my family.

I mean DUH. That's superhero 101.
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Aunt May was the one who got him to tell.

Trust no one.


*nods*

Except the groupies.

But then you can get groupie head and still leave the mask on.
 
Shaq said:
Aunt May was the one who got him to tell.

Trust no one.


*nods*

Except the groupies.

But then you can get groupie head and still leave the mask on.
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Why in the hell would Aunt May want him to spill the beans?
 
Stuponfucious said:
Why in the hell would Aunt May want him to spill the beans?
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*shrugs*

Didn't read it yet. Probably saying the world deserves to know who's been saving them yadda yadda yadda....
 
Shaq said:
*shrugs*

Didn't read it yet. Probably saying the world deserves to know who's been saving them yadda yadda yadda....
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I thought most of the world thought he was a criminal and hated his fucking guts?
 
Stuponfucious said:
I thought most of the world thought he was a criminal and hated his fucking guts?
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Most didn't think he was a criminal anymore or hated him.

They softened towards him a bit cause his heroism couldnt' be denied.
 
Shaq said:
Most didn't think he was a criminal anymore or hated him.

They softened towards him a bit cause his heroism couldnt' be denied.
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The scene where they take off his mask in the movie was one of the coolest comic book movie scenes ever.
 
Are X-men super heros..? I wanna be Storm. And hell yeah everyone would know who the hell I am.
 
MechaBlade said:
The scene where they take off his mask in the movie was one of the coolest comic book movie scenes ever.
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On the train?

I never really, really got into the spidey movies.

I thought the X-Men were better. Spidey seemed like a whining bitch in the movies.
 
Nawtee said:
Are X-men super heros..? I wanna be Storm. And hell yeah everyone would know who the hell I am.
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The X-Men were secret for a long time too.

People didn't know who Storm was there were more careful about surveilance and everything.
 
Shaq said:
On the train?

I never really, really got into the spidey movies.

I thought the X-Men were better. Spidey seemed like a whining bitch in the movies.
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yeah the train.

Well, he's not! Let's see you deal with the dilemma of having super powers!

grrrrr
 
Shaq, meant to ask you this a few times, but always forget. Who is that in your AV..?
 
MechaBlade said:
yeah the train.

Well, he's not! Let's see you deal with the dilemma of having super powers!

grrrrr
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I'd be like Doctor Doom.

The world would fear me.
 
Nawtee said:
Shaq, meant to ask you this a few times, but always forget. Who is that in your AV..?
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Oh, just the greatest comic book character in the whole universe!!!


Nate Grey, mutant shaman. Codename: The X-Man.
 
Shaq said:
Oh, just the greatest comic book character in the whole universe!!!


Nate Grey, mutant shaman. Codename: The X-Man.
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Oh.





who?????
 
Nawtee said:
Oh.





who?????
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The who is Partly why he is so cool he has a cult following and I like cults.


He's nate grey.

The Jean Grey (Phoenix) and Scott Summers (Cyclops) from another dimension and the most powerful mutant ever.


If you ever read the X-Men storylines remember the child that Mister Sinister stole from Cyclops and Jean's clone, saying he would be the ultimate mutant. Well that mutant (Cable) wasn't so ultimate after Apocalypse was through with him.

X-Man showed that Sinister knew what he was talking about when he said the Summers kid would be kick ass.

X-Man fucking kicks ass.

He bitched spidey when spidey gave him too much lip!
 
Shaq said:
Most didn't think he was a criminal anymore or hated him.

They softened towards him a bit cause his heroism couldnt' be denied.
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I would've thought they softened him because no one likes sarcastic, whiny, neurotic, hopelessly white teenagers.

Especially since most comic book fans are sarcastic, whiny, neurotic, hopelessly white teenagers themselves. It's kind of at odds with the escapist purpose of 'reading'. and I use the R word very, very loosely in this context.
 
Spidey annoys me.

Why is it that the guy always decides "It's too dangerous to know me."

Dude. Issues!

It's just a way to avoid intimacy. *nods*

Fine, so you have radioactive venin running in your veins and you shoot gooey stuff. Welcome to the human race. Get over yourself.
 
Shaq said:
On the train?

I never really, really got into the spidey movies.

I thought the X-Men were better. Spidey seemed like a whining bitch in the movies.
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And he's not a whining bitch in the comics?
 
Shaq said:
The who is Partly why he is so cool he has a cult following and I like cults.


He's nate grey.

The Jean Grey (Phoenix) and Scott Summers (Cyclops) from another dimension and the most powerful mutant ever.


If you ever read the X-Men storylines remember the child that Mister Sinister stole from Cyclops and Jean's clone, saying he would be the ultimate mutant. Well that mutant (Cable) wasn't so ultimate after Apocalypse was through with him.

X-Man showed that Sinister knew what he was talking about when he said the Summers kid would be kick ass.

X-Man fucking kicks ass.

He bitched spidey when spidey gave him too much lip!
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Wow, and I thought science fiction was gratuitously complicated.
 
Recidiva said:
Spidey annoys me.

Why is it that the guy always decides "It's too dangerous to know me."

Dude. Issues!

It's just a way to avoid intimacy. *nods*

Fine, so you have radioactive venin running in your veins and you shoot gooey stuff. Welcome to the human race. Get over yourself.
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Which reminds me, WTF is the webbing about? Am I the only one who thinks it looks like semen? And does anyone else think this sort of thing should not be depicted in material that is available to children, although it is hilarious to imagine some skinny-ass kid swinging around from rooftop to rooftop on strings of his own cum?

*SPLORT!*
 
Stuponfucious said:
Which reminds me, WTF is the webbing about? Am I the only one who thinks it looks like semen? And does anyone else think this sort of thing should not be depicted in material that is available to children, although it is hilarious to imagine some skinny-ass kid swinging around from rooftop to rooftop on strings of his own cum?

*SPLORT!*
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(Spider-Man theme song)
Semen-Man! Semen-Man!
Does it all with his right hand!
Jacks himself, Any time
Masterbates, all the time
Look Out! Here cums the Semen-Man!
 
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