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Old 02-28-2017, 06:49 AM   #1
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Bigger is better....

Everything has its limits right. Guys wouldn't really want a woman to have tits the size of a beach ball. Women wouldn't be enamored with a guy that has a fat 27" cock, right? So, bigger is not always better.
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Old 02-28-2017, 07:44 AM   #2
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When watching porn I see a fellow with a monster cock screwing pussy but not getting it all in there, none of that wonderful wet slap of balls deep goin' on, my enviable admiration for what he looks like evaporates and I'm glad again to have what I have.
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Old 02-28-2017, 07:49 AM   #3
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Simon - lol - I like how you bring up slapping balls. Right on.

And *raises hand*

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Old 02-28-2017, 07:50 AM   #4
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Big tits and big cocks wouldn't be a thing, though, if there weren't demand for it.
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Old 02-28-2017, 07:53 AM   #5
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When watching porn I see a fellow with a monster cock screwing pussy but not getting it all in there, none of that wonderful wet slap of balls deep goin' on, my enviable admiration for what he looks like evaporates and I'm glad again to have what I have.
Sure 'nuff. One of life's little treats is to have some low hangers bouncing off your lover.
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Old 02-28-2017, 07:54 AM   #6
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Simon - lol - I like how you bring up slapping balls. Right on.

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Itty Bitty great for Kissy! left right left right left right ...
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Old 02-28-2017, 08:58 AM   #7
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Itty Bitty great for Kissy! left right left right left right ...
*shimmies underneath you just a lil
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Old 03-17-2017, 07:46 PM   #8
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What gets over-exaggerated as large?

Do you want a 9000 square foot home? Who's going to clean it? Oh I know, if you can afford that house then you can afford to hire a cleaning lady or a cleaning crew. What if I like taking care of my things?
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Old 03-17-2017, 07:53 PM   #9
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It's not about the size. It's about the fit.
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Old 03-17-2017, 07:56 PM   #10
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I love trucks. However, I don't want to drive the Grave Digger down the highway.
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Old 03-17-2017, 07:56 PM   #11
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It's not about the size. It's about the fit.
Exactly. Having a huge, energetic guy "bottom out" into your cervex is not pleasant.
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Old 03-17-2017, 07:59 PM   #12
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Exactly. Having a huge, energetic guy "bottom out" into your cervex is not pleasant.
Oh.. I suppose it's true for that too
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:00 PM   #13
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What about grapefruit balls ladies? That's got to be a real thrill in the bedroom, right?
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:01 PM   #14
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Are you talkin' Ruby Reds?
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:02 PM   #15
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who the fuck do you think we're dragging into the bedroom?
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:09 PM   #16
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Simon - lol - I like how you bring up slapping balls. Right on.

And *raises hand*

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Pics or we don't know for sure
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:11 PM   #17
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:13 PM   #18
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I had that patient once. It's not as funny as it seems.

now let's get back to the perfect fit
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:18 PM   #19
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I had that patient once. It's not as funny as it seems.

now let's get back to the perfect fit
re: perfect fit...Is there a formula or is it trial and error?
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:26 PM   #20
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re: perfect fit...Is there a formula or is it trial and error?
The average vaginal canal has a depth of approximately 8.5 inches. The most sensitive nerve endings start at the entrance and go four inches inside. It has been found that stretching of the vaginal walls increase sensitivity due to more "streamlined" blood flow but such stretching has a limit as too much girth can cause tearing.

Short answer: between 4 and 8 inches and thick, but not soda can thick. We want to feel "full" but not uncomfortably full.
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:41 PM   #21
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Soda can thick? I'm depressed
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Old 03-17-2017, 09:04 PM   #22
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How do you feel about '5 Hour Energy' bottle thick?
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Old 03-17-2017, 09:55 PM   #23
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"not" soda can thick....
Key word: "not"

Saw a guy on here once. He loved to cam with his literally "could hide a coke can behind it"thick cock.

Impressive. .But, I'll pass on the insertion, tyvm...
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My own measuring device:

I can work a toilet paper tube over it with a good deal of compression effort and lube, and extend beyond the tube about an inch and a half.

Can a toilet paper tube be a suitable gauge for 'big enough' purposes? How does a vagina 'size up' to a toilet paper tube?
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My own measuring device:

I can work a toilet paper tube over it with a good deal of compression effort and lube, and extend beyond the tube about an inch and a half.

Can a toilet paper tube be a suitable gauge for 'big enough' purposes? How does a vagina 'size up' to a toilet paper tube?
I dunno..
Seeing how a woman can literally pass what amounts to a small bowling ball...I think a toilet paper tube roll sounds a bit skimpy
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