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Old 07-23-2013, 10:53 AM   #16651
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Interview is in three hours.

Breathe. . .
Be confident, be brave, be yourself.
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Old 07-23-2013, 11:05 AM   #16652
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Old 07-23-2013, 11:20 AM   #16653
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Uh-oh.
Hahahahahahaha whatever! If you can't be yourself, then no one, or no job is worth their salt to have you.
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Old 07-23-2013, 12:54 PM   #16654
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You sayin I got a big butt NM? RS could you squint at him for that for me please?
Not at all, I see you more like this.

You could always to this little ditty.
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Old 07-23-2013, 01:26 PM   #16655
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Not at all, I see you more like this.

You could always to this little ditty.
I have more rhythm, and bigger boobies.
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Old 07-23-2013, 03:35 PM   #16656
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I have more rhythm, and bigger boobies.
Well, sure, that's a given. I wanted to point that out as well, but didn't want to risk landing in the asshat thread.
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Old 07-23-2013, 03:44 PM   #16657
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Well, sure, that's a given. I wanted to point that out as well, but didn't want to risk landing in the asshat thread.
Never that baby.
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Old 07-23-2013, 04:41 PM   #16658
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Interview is in three hours.

Breathe. . .
You'll nail it!
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Old 07-23-2013, 04:56 PM   #16659
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I think it went well, but I'm not convinced I knocked it out of the park. I'll know one way or another in a week or two.
 

Old 07-23-2013, 06:07 PM   #16660
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I think it went well, but I'm not convinced I knocked it out of the park. I'll know one way or another in a week or two.
It's always difficult to gauge how well an interview has gone. Fingers crossed for you. I hope you hear sooner rather than later!
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Old 07-23-2013, 11:07 PM   #16661
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fingers are still crossed over here, eilan.

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Old 07-23-2013, 11:37 PM   #16662
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Damn you, vast expanses of land.
DAMN YOU!!!!!!
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Old 07-24-2013, 12:12 AM   #16663
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so..."vast expanses of land", or..."huge tracts of land"?

inquiring minds want to know!

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Old 07-24-2013, 01:58 AM   #16664
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so..."vast expanses of land", or..."huge tracts of land"?

inquiring minds want to know!

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I don't know what, or who, she's talking about, but it's definitely the expanses. I'm having a problem with them myself at the moment too.
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Old 07-24-2013, 08:45 AM   #16665
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so..."vast expanses of land", or..."huge tracts of land"?

inquiring minds want to know!

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vast expanses/huge tracts...tomato/to-mah-to.
Whatever we call it, it's difficult being 3000+ miles away from where you want to be.

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I don't know what, or who, she's talking about, but it's definitely the expanses. I'm having a problem with them myself at the moment too.
I don't know what, or who, you're talking about but it's awful, isn't it?
Also, what happened to your av? He was cute!
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Old 07-24-2013, 09:42 AM   #16666
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Looks like either a board glitch or something was changed in the back office. It was set to "no avatar". I'll have to upload it again when I get a chance.
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Old 07-24-2013, 12:55 PM   #16667
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Huge tracts of land

Monty Python and the huge tracts of land.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3YiPC91QUk

Skip to 1:27.
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Old 07-24-2013, 01:30 PM   #16668
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Monty Python and the huge tracts of land.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3YiPC91QUk

Skip to 1:27.

Ah, Monty Python. I should have caught that. LOL

I'm not even going to comment on "huge tracts of land"; I learned my lesson.
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Old 07-24-2013, 05:11 PM   #16669
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I have the whole place to myself! I can't decide what to do first. . . hot bath, nap, make something I like for dinner. . . . the possibilities are endless!
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Old 07-24-2013, 05:36 PM   #16670
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I have the whole place to myself! I can't decide what to do first. . . hot bath, nap, make something I like for dinner. . . . the possibilities are endless!
LUCKY!!!!
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Old 07-24-2013, 09:31 PM   #16671
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I have the whole place to myself! I can't decide what to do first. . . hot bath, nap, make something I like for dinner. . . . the possibilities are endless!
Step 1: Pour wine or alcoholic beverage of choice.
Step 2: Get naked.
Step 3: Dance on the furniture.
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Old 07-24-2013, 09:46 PM   #16672
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Step 2: Get naked.
Step 3: Dance on the furniture.
I would have to add, pee out the front door.
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Old 07-24-2013, 10:39 PM   #16673
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Step 2: Get naked.
Step 3: Dance on the furniture.
1. Check
2. Check
3. Um, no--went with hot bubble bath instead.

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I would have to add, pee out the front door.
Well, the neighbors would probably object and I would need a funnel. . . .
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Old 07-24-2013, 10:41 PM   #16674
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Hot tub works too!
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Old 07-24-2013, 10:56 PM   #16675
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1. Check
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3. Um, no--went with hot bubble bath instead.



Well, the neighbors would probably object and I would need a funnel. . . .
It was just a thought. My neighbors are too far away to see or care. Oh, I have a funnel if you decide differently. Hahaha
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