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02-18-2013, 01:13 PM
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Really Experienced
Lion_Roar is offline
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Nothing like a good workout first thing in the morning!
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Reminds me of the South Park episode with the Shake Weight!
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02-18-2013, 03:31 PM
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Really Really Experienced
LikeASnowflake is online now
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My cat just tried to steal my gum... out of my mouth!  |
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02-18-2013, 04:58 PM
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Really Really Experienced
LikeASnowflake is online now
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Slightly annoyed. Not my day today.
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02-18-2013, 09:21 PM
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1,000 Hours
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I don't know nothing about no fancy door code.
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02-18-2013, 11:04 PM
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Put me on Iggy
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I think I was flirted with online, but I have no way of knowing for sure. I'm sort of oblivious to that stuff.  |
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02-19-2013, 12:04 PM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
NippleMuncher is offline
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I think I was flirted with online, but I have no way of knowing for sure. I'm sort of oblivious to that stuff. |
Did he send you a cock pic? If he did, he was definitely flirting!  
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NippleMuncher, you always find the strangest things.
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It's a gift.
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02-19-2013, 12:50 PM
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1,000 Hours
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Great start to the day!
It's really beautiful out there today!!
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02-19-2013, 01:17 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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Some days I'm more child than adult.
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02-19-2013, 01:47 PM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
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Some days I'm more child than adult.
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Some?
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02-19-2013, 02:40 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Some days I'm more man than animal!
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Thunder Road, for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tyres rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, remember what me and Billy we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all then threw it all away...
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02-19-2013, 02:46 PM
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Really Really Experienced
LikeASnowflake is online now
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People who don't respect my privacy....  |
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02-19-2013, 03:04 PM
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Put me on Iggy
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Did he send you a cock pic? If he did, he was definitely flirting! |
Nope. That's why I'm not sure. 
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02-19-2013, 03:10 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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Some days I'm more man than animal!
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02-19-2013, 03:11 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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Some?
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02-20-2013, 02:34 AM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
NippleMuncher is offline
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Nope. That's why I'm not sure.
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How about ass crack? If he showed you ass crack, he was probably just fixing your sink.
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02-20-2013, 12:35 PM
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In my own little world
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How about ass crack? If he showed you ass crack, he was probably just fixing your sink.
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OMG! Now I need brain bleach.  
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Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. ~ Dr. Randy Pausch
This is LIT-erotica where the size of your polysyllable matters. - swiped from Velvet Darkness
For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who do not believe, no proof is possible.~ Stuart Chase
Swiped from Fire Breeze: my johari window. Curiosity and all that jazz...
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Regarding Dirty PMs: Don't bother. Your orgasm is not my problem.
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02-20-2013, 06:44 PM
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Really Really Experienced
LikeASnowflake is online now
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What a selfish b!tch!
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02-20-2013, 06:49 PM
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Blooming
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How about ass crack? If he showed you ass crack, he was probably just fixing your sink.
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OMG! Now I need brain bleach. |
This:
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“The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.” ~ Marcus Aurelius
Live without pretending. Love without depending. Listen without defending. Speak without offending.
My Stories ___________ How well do you know me? Click here and tell me what you see.
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02-20-2013, 08:40 PM
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Literotica Guru
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So, after the government cut funding and forced me to make two jobs redundant they've now given all the funding back!! Do you think ill get those jobs back though? Not a fucking chance.
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Thunder Road, for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tyres rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, remember what me and Billy we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all then threw it all away...
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02-20-2013, 10:40 PM
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These paint chips are driving me nuts. The more I see, the more confused I get. Why can't I make a decision?!
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02-21-2013, 02:08 AM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
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These paint chips are driving me nuts. The more I see, the more confused I get. Why can't I make a decision?!
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Uh, M, you're not supposed to be eating paint chips. This is most likely the cause of your confusion and inability to make decisions.
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02-21-2013, 06:35 AM
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Uh, M, you're not supposed to be eating paint chips. This is most likely the cause of your confusion and inability to make decisions. |
Well damn, now you tell me. Why didn't you speak up sooner?
So far the only decision I've made is that the trim/ doors are going to be white. Did you know that Sherwin Williams has 184 shades of white?
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02-21-2013, 07:00 AM
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Literotica Guru
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My legs! My legs! Can't feel my legs!
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Thunder Road, for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tyres rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, remember what me and Billy we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all then threw it all away...
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02-21-2013, 07:37 AM
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If you can't feel your legs - then someone else offering to do it for you would be of little point... 
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I am just gagging while laughing - Love you XX - still laughing though
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02-21-2013, 09:19 AM
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The Last Unicorn
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I guess I should just learn to say what I want. Because it seems when I do, instead of hemming and hawing, amazing things happen. Amazing. Fucking. Things.
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