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Old 01-13-2013, 09:17 AM   #14951
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:22 AM   #14952
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Oh sweet Jesus. That's the most revolting and amazing gif yet. Watch out Emerson, Night has upped the ante.
 

Old 01-13-2013, 09:44 AM   #14953
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Watch out Emerson, Night has upped the ante.
Na - the master trouncer is in a league of their own - I can only bow with humble humility to the visual retort of Emmerson40.
 

Old 01-13-2013, 10:08 AM   #14954
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Old 01-13-2013, 03:02 PM   #14955
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Honestly, what would possess someone to put their scrotum as their AV. It's not attractive not at all. Boobs, butts, backs, necks, cleavages, arms, abs, the V, sure .. but scrotums? NO. Vaginas? NO.
Waiiiit.

I just unlocked the ability to have an AV and was going to have a picture of my gooch, taint, grundle, the fleshy fun bridge (I don't know what word Australians use, so I used all the ones I know). Now if I'm reading your post right, that would be a bad idea? Are you positively sure that everyone doesn't want to see that every time they are on these threads?

Also, now I am curious. Is there a special aussie word for that?
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Old 01-13-2013, 03:38 PM   #14956
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Old 01-13-2013, 05:06 PM   #14957
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Waiiiit.

I just unlocked the ability to have an AV and was going to have a picture of my gooch, taint, grundle, the fleshy fun bridge (I don't know what word Australians use, so I used all the ones I know). Now if I'm reading your post right, that would be a bad idea? Are you positively sure that everyone doesn't want to see that every time they are on these threads?

Also, now I am curious. Is there a special aussie word for that?
Err... umm.... I have NO clue what word you are trying to say. Tell me and I will tell you the Aussie word for it.
 

Old 01-13-2013, 05:32 PM   #14958
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Err... umm.... I have NO clue what word you are trying to say. Tell me and I will tell you the Aussie word for it.
The anatomical term is Perineum I believe. The spot between the scrotum and ass.
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Old 01-13-2013, 05:42 PM   #14959
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The anatomical term is Perineum I believe. The spot between the scrotum and ass.
That's called the taint, my friend.



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Old 01-13-2013, 06:12 PM   #14960
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Oh sweet Jesus. That's the most revolting and amazing gif yet. Watch out Emerson, Night has upped the ante.

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Old 01-13-2013, 06:21 PM   #14961
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The anatomical term is Perineum I believe. The spot between the scrotum and ass.
Ohh.... well we call that the perineum.
 

Old 01-13-2013, 09:36 PM   #14962
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Old 01-13-2013, 10:01 PM   #14963
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Where else but this thread can one scan and find taint, perineum and Salma Hayek...?

(yea, I know, loaded question)
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Old 01-13-2013, 11:27 PM   #14964
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Old 01-13-2013, 11:35 PM   #14965
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Christian Bale, puddles, cookie, and now an adorable cat.... mmm hmmm.
 

Old 01-13-2013, 11:39 PM   #14966
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I really really hope that the Patriots lose the AFC Championship game.
As a native New Englander I feel I should protest this statement. However, I really can't stand that Brady, so I'll agree with you.

Plus, you know, that whole "1,000 hours" thing!
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:41 AM   #14967
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Ohh.... well we call that the perineum.
Aww, I was hoping for a fun name.
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:39 AM   #14968
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:54 AM   #14969
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Old 01-14-2013, 09:53 AM   #14970
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Old 01-14-2013, 01:04 PM   #14971
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Birthday Cake - the breakfast of champions!
Did you bring enough to share with the rest of the class?
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Old 01-14-2013, 01:42 PM   #14972
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Did you bring enough to share with the rest of the class?
There's not enough left. I have to make sure there's enough left for little miss, since it is her cake, after all!
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:31 PM   #14973
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There's not enough left. I have to make sure there's enough left for little miss, since it is her cake, after all!
Go stand in the corner and just think about what you've done...
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:45 PM   #14974
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Go stand in the corner and just think about what you've done...
Lol. Ok, sure, just as soon as I'm done with this next slice of cake!
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:37 PM   #14975
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Lol. Ok, sure, just as soon as I'm done with this next slice of cake!
Next slice?! They have a word for women like you...you are a caketease!
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