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01-10-2013, 09:04 PM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
Rainshine is online now
Join Date: Jul 2012
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Ok can't avoid it any longer. Time to go shatter two happy, hard working souls. 
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01-10-2013, 09:16 PM
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#14902
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Fuck victoriously!
Miles Long is offline
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: City of Big Shoulders
Posts: 12,988
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Originally Posted by Rainshine
Ok can't avoid it any longer. Time to go shatter two happy, hard working souls. |
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01-10-2013, 10:35 PM
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The Last Unicorn
pmann is online now
Join Date: Mar 2012
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Originally Posted by Rainshine
Two saved. If only I had more time.
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You go above and beyond. |
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01-11-2013, 08:17 AM
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Pleasant Provocateur
klippert is offline
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Mich - Go Blue
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I enjoy reveiving PM's chatting.....but dag-nab-it.. fill our you profile
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01-11-2013, 08:18 AM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
Rainshine is online now
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You just said dag-nab-it.
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01-11-2013, 09:27 AM
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Caramel Lover
daus42 is offline
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: land of pleasant living
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One fired- one hired....... yin and yang in business.
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All that you've loved is all you own- Tom Waits
I don't wanna go to hell,
But if I do,
It'll be 'cause of you
Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known.
Oscar Wilde
To be nobody-but-yourself -- in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else -- means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting. - e e cummings
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01-11-2013, 09:54 AM
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Really Experienced
OTCurve is offline
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: New England
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Whoever said not knowing is better than knowing, obviously knew nothing.
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
– Albert Einstein
All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain
First story
Part two
Part three - NEW
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01-11-2013, 11:55 AM
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Really Really Experienced
LikeASnowflake is offline
Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 337
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Fresh nail polish and itchy ***** don't mix. *sighs*
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01-11-2013, 12:17 PM
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Really Really Experienced
heavyhitter01 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: In the kitchen
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My new neighbor is an extreme Tea Party nutjob. Great.  |
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01-11-2013, 12:25 PM
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Put me on Iggy
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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I'm tired of people on my campus overriding course caps that are supposed to be strictly enforced. TPTB will prorate classes that are under enrolled, but they sure won't pay us more if their administrative assistants overfill the classes. |
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01-11-2013, 12:34 PM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
NippleMuncher is offline
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Lost in Imfamy
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Originally Posted by heavyhitter01
My new neighbor is an extreme Tea Party nutjob. Great. |
Are there any other kind? 
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Boobs are like toy trains ... They are meant for kids but dads like playing with them too!
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01-11-2013, 12:36 PM
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Put me on Iggy
Eilan is offline
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Yeah. No shit. |
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01-11-2013, 02:15 PM
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Really Really Experienced
heavyhitter01 is offline
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Location: In the kitchen
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Yeah. No shit.
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The guy put up his "don't tread on me" flag while the moving van was still sitting in the yard. I shit you not. Hung it up over his garage, because he doesn't have a flagpole (yet).
Now debating on whether to screw with him or just hide when he comes over and tries to convert me. |
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01-11-2013, 02:30 PM
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1,000 Hours
imemkay is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
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Please dear God, don't let this be the beginning of the flu. I've had my vaccination like a good hospital employee. I really don't have time for this!
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Sail on Silver Girl, Sail on by;
Your time has come to shine, All your dreams are on their way
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01-11-2013, 02:36 PM
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Put me on Iggy
Eilan is offline
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HuffPo? Seriously?
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01-11-2013, 03:49 PM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
NippleMuncher is offline
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Now debating on whether to screw with him or just hide when he comes over and tries to convert me.
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The problem with people like this is that they're usually too stupid to know you're fucking with them. Although you could ask him to leave you a brochure, Crazytown sounds like a nice place to vacation. 
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Boobs are like toy trains ... They are meant for kids but dads like playing with them too!
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01-11-2013, 04:14 PM
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Literotica Guru
Emerson40 is offline
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Pacific Northwest
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Romance is not dead. It recently traveled to the Southern Hemisphere.
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01-11-2013, 04:55 PM
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1,000 Hours
imemkay is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
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Originally Posted by Emerson40
Romance is not dead. It recently traveled to the Southern Hemisphere.
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Awww that was sweet; I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all night, though. 
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Sail on Silver Girl, Sail on by;
Your time has come to shine, All your dreams are on their way
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01-11-2013, 05:30 PM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
Rainshine is online now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Emerson40
Romance is not dead. It recently traveled to the Southern Hemisphere.
Love is like an abacus. |
Naaaaaaw. I've always wanted to be compared to an abacus.
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01-11-2013, 07:18 PM
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Fuck victoriously!
Miles Long is offline
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: City of Big Shoulders
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It feels so much later than it is.
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01-11-2013, 07:30 PM
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Caramel Lover
daus42 is offline
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: land of pleasant living
Posts: 7,136
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imemkay
Please dear God, don't let this be the beginning of the flu. I've had my vaccination like a good hospital employee. I really don't have time for this! |
Only 62% effective according to CDC......hope you dodge it!
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All that you've loved is all you own- Tom Waits
I don't wanna go to hell,
But if I do,
It'll be 'cause of you
Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known.
Oscar Wilde
To be nobody-but-yourself -- in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else -- means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting. - e e cummings
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01-11-2013, 07:33 PM
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1,000 Hours
imemkay is offline
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Only 62% effective according to CDC......hope you dodge it!
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Thank you! I'm feeling much better now, so it must not be the flu; thank goodness.
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01-11-2013, 07:44 PM
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Literotica Guru
Emerson40 is offline
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Pacific Northwest
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imemkay
Please dear God, don't let this be the beginning of the flu. I've had my vaccination like a good hospital employee. I really don't have time for this! |
Quote:
Originally Posted by daus42
Only 62% effective according to CDC......hope you dodge it!
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Would that be the % of effectiveness from asking the Almighty for a Get-Out-Of-Flu pass, or from getting the vaccination? |
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01-11-2013, 07:53 PM
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Fuck victoriously!
Miles Long is offline
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Location: City of Big Shoulders
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"At first I thought it was human lips. But it turned out to be a deer vagina."
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01-11-2013, 07:57 PM
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1,000 Hours
imemkay is offline
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Location: New England
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Quote:
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Would that be the % of effectiveness from asking the Almighty for a Get-Out-Of-Flu pass, or from getting the vaccination? |
Hahaha Good question. I'm hoping that combining the two will give me 100% protection.
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