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Old 01-07-2013, 12:09 AM   #14801
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Pmann, I am inclined to torment you due to your little "Edit Reason", however I will rise above. Fucker.

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Old 01-07-2013, 12:15 AM   #14802
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:20 AM   #14803
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:22 AM   #14804
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Little Seether (say it out loud and you'll realize that it sounds like Little Caesar, but with a lisp... You will know how clever I am)
Oh FINALLY I'll see how clever you are! Hmm....nope... still waiting.
 

Old 01-07-2013, 06:56 AM   #14805
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Tigers are assholes.




Cheetahs are not assholes like tigers as seen above.
Christopher, Busch Gardens in Tampa has an adult cheetah and a yellow labrador who have been raised together since birth. They're best friends; they play and live together. This particular cheetah is the only one that's used to the dog, so they're kept sequestered from the rest of the cheetahs. It's so cool to watch them play. I could watch them all day.

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Old 01-07-2013, 07:15 AM   #14806
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Christopher, Busch Gardens in Tampa has an adult cheetah and a yellow labrador who have been raised together since birth. They're best friends; they play and live together. This particular cheetah is the only one that's used to the dog, so they're kept sequestered from the rest of the cheetahs. It's so cool to watch them play. I could watch them all day.

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I don't understand why they would do that? Is there some reason behind this?
 

Old 01-07-2013, 07:24 AM   #14807
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I've heard the reason why, but I can't remember. I'll ask the next time I'm there. The dog and cheetah have been together since they were just tiny. They don't know one could easily kill the other. I have one video of them, but I can't upload videos to my webspace. I could try to email it to you.

We watched one day as the dog pounced on the cat, and they went rolling across the field. When the cheetah got tired of the game, he sat up and smacked the dog - who then went rolling again. The dog didn't care at all; he got back up, hauled ass, and pounced on the cheetah yet again. When Mtani really tired of the game, he went off by himself to lay in the shade. They spend most of their time chasing each other around the enclosure.

It's so fucking cool to watch them play. Humans could take lessons from them.
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:27 AM   #14808
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I've heard the reason why, but I can't remember. I'll ask the next time I'm there. The dog and cheetah have been together since they were just tiny. They don't know one could easily kill the other. I have one video of them, but I can't upload videos to my webspace. I could try to email it to you.

We watched one day as the dog pounced on the cat, and they went rolling across the field. When the cheetah got tired of the game, he sat up and smacked the dog - who then went rolling again. The dog didn't care at all; he got back up, hauled ass, and pounced on the cheetah yet again. When Mtani really tired of the game, he went off by himself to lay in the shade. They spend most of their time chasing each other around the enclosure.

It's so fucking cool to watch them play. Humans could take lessons from them.
That's interesting. I might do some googling - would love to know the reason behind how it started.
 

Old 01-07-2013, 08:34 AM   #14809
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:51 AM   #14810
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:11 AM   #14811
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The shoes gave it away. *nods knowingly*
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:34 AM   #14812
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I've heard the reason why, but I can't remember. I'll ask the next time I'm there. The dog and cheetah have been together since they were just tiny. They don't know one could easily kill the other. I have one video of them, but I can't upload videos to my webspace. I could try to email it to you.

We watched one day as the dog pounced on the cat, and they went rolling across the field. When the cheetah got tired of the game, he sat up and smacked the dog - who then went rolling again. The dog didn't care at all; he got back up, hauled ass, and pounced on the cheetah yet again. When Mtani really tired of the game, he went off by himself to lay in the shade. They spend most of their time chasing each other around the enclosure.

It's so fucking cool to watch them play. Humans could take lessons from them.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:48 AM   #14813
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Thanks, Night! The 2nd video on that page is pretty cool. It takes Kasi about 3 minutes to decide to join in the game, but he finally gives in for a tumble.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:10 PM   #14814
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The shoes gave it away. *nods knowingly*
Nope, I don't think he can be. He has an unnatural hatred of brunch.
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:05 PM   #14815
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Got all the lovely ladies of Lit a little bling to start of the new year. Enjoy.

The end has a surprise for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ke93o22kyU
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:22 PM   #14816
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Nope, I don't think he can be. He has an unnatural hatred of brunch.
Indeed. I hate brunch. And I'm not gay. And I think Rainshine certainly knows that.
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:16 PM   #14817
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Got all the lovely ladies of Lit a little bling to start of the new year. Enjoy.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ke93o22kyU

What the hell!
Thanks for the laugh, NM! I needed one today!
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Old 01-07-2013, 03:40 PM   #14818
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:08 PM   #14819
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Peanut butter, bacon, and jalapeņo peppers on a hamburger

Thank you kind restaurant chef, for dreaming and creating this culinary lunchtime delight.
 

Old 01-07-2013, 04:30 PM   #14820
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Thank you kind restaurant chef, for dreaming and creating this culinary lunchtime delight.
I've had that type of burger before. Now I'm craving it.
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Thank you kind restaurant chef, for dreaming and creating this culinary lunchtime delight.
Now, I've gotten squint eyes in my direction lately for the misery that I've been putting into my body. However, you just made me look like (insert name of notoriously healthy eater here).

Thank you.
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This can't be real.

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I've had that type of burger before. Now I'm craving it.
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Now, I've gotten squint eyes in my direction lately for the misery that I've been putting into my body. However, you just made me look like (insert name of notoriously healthy eater here).

Thank you.
Waffles & Fried Chicken. Say no more. *squint*


I can feel my arteries hardening just thinking about this shit you people eat.
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This can't be real.



NO.



Waffles & Fried Chicken. Say no more. *squint*


I can feel my arteries hardening just thinking about this shit you people eat.
Oh, I no longer eat that shit. I'm a health nut now. Three days and going strong. Hahaha.
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:19 PM   #14824
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:42 PM   #14825
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If you need a reason to eat healthy, let me tell you about my day. I've been having chest pains for the past few months, so I had to have a stress test today. My heart passed the stress test just fine; my head - not so much. Apparently, my brain gets offended at a blood pressure of 190/120. Go figure.

Boys and girls, I thought for certain I was having a stroke today. I would've prayed to die, but even that took too much energy. It was awful. Please, please, please take advantage of all the warnings that your doctor gives you about diet, exercise, and not smoking. It truly sucks to be on the other side of the hospital bed.

I'm feeling much better now, and hopefully by tomorrow, I'll be back to my normal, mischievous, pain in the ass self.
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