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Old 01-01-2013, 03:34 AM   #14701
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Gambir.
You misspelled gambler.
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Old 01-01-2013, 03:37 AM   #14702
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You misspelled gambler.
Actually, gambir is a herb used to treat premature ejaculation. Just sayin'.
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Old 01-01-2013, 10:11 AM   #14703
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Actually, gambir is a herb used to treat premature ejaculation. Just sayin'.
Whatcha trying to say?!!?!?
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Old 01-01-2013, 10:12 AM   #14704
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It didn't look to me like she tried to say anything. She said it.
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Old 01-01-2013, 10:59 AM   #14705
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It didn't look to me like she tried to say anything. She said it.
I dunno... Could be a subliminal message. It's one of those things like how sometimes people will sign me up for "smaller dick pill" emails. Trying to drop hints. You never know with that Rainshine.
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Old 01-01-2013, 11:02 AM   #14706
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First isolated blurt of the new year...

Pacing back and forth. Wondering if I should do it. Is it a trap? Will I regret it? Will I be in trouble? So many questions. So many things to weigh.

And I have all day to go crazy and over think! Yay me.

*sits down to write pros and cons list*

#begin over thinking
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Old 01-01-2013, 11:03 AM   #14707
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Stickmann, you left the door wide open. It's a good thing I love you too much to be mean to you!
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:37 PM   #14708
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It didn't look to me like she tried to say anything. She said it.
yes, yes I did!
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:40 PM   #14709
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439 and wide awake. Ugh.
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Old 01-01-2013, 08:50 PM   #14710
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A new avatar for Eilan.

CRAP!!!!! couldn't attach the image, will have to upload it later.
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Old 01-01-2013, 09:21 PM   #14711
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This motivation feels nice. I hope I can keep it for a while.
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Old 01-01-2013, 11:36 PM   #14712
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Old 01-02-2013, 02:16 AM   #14713
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Conversation overheard at dinner last night:

Random woman sitting behind me: I'm not a screamer. I'm not a screamer, but I was behind his bush, and I screamed!

That line provided entertainment for the whole night.
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Old 01-02-2013, 02:29 AM   #14714
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Conversation overheard at dinner last night:

Random woman sitting behind me: I'm not a screamer. I'm not a screamer, but I was behind his bush, and I screamed!

That line provided entertainment for the whole night.
Wha... huh?

I had one overheard conversation that had me in stitches for an entire day. Two young teenagers in line at an amusement park. Apparently a young man was explaining to a young woman the trick to telling how "big" a guy was.

"I'm serious. Look at his feet. It's half the length of his shoe size."

I was so happy for the ride to start; I could pretend I was screaming and laughing at the rollercoaster!
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Old 01-02-2013, 02:32 AM   #14715
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Ok, let's try this again . . .

A new avatar for Eilan.
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Old 01-02-2013, 02:35 AM   #14716
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Ok, let's try this again . . .

A new avatar for Eilan.
bwahahahahha
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Old 01-02-2013, 03:07 AM   #14717
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Wha... huh?

I had one overheard conversation that had me in stitches for an entire day. Two young teenagers in line at an amusement park. Apparently a young man was explaining to a young woman the trick to telling how "big" a guy was.

"I'm serious. Look at his feet. It's half the length of his shoe size."

I was so happy for the ride to start; I could pretend I was screaming and laughing at the rollercoaster!
I was just glad I didn't have anything in my mouth; hubby would've been wearing it.

Isn't it great having a dirty mind? You show more self-restraint than I do; I probably would've cracked up right there in the line if I overheard that!
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Old 01-02-2013, 06:14 AM   #14718
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blulilac: that's priceless!

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Old 01-02-2013, 06:43 AM   #14719
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Ok, let's try this again . . .

A new avatar for Eilan.
Love it!

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Old 01-02-2013, 10:46 AM   #14720
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Old 01-02-2013, 02:02 PM   #14721
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Crap. Just found out that I won't get paid again until the end of February.
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Old 01-02-2013, 11:06 PM   #14722
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bwahahahahha
Great tune referenced in your sig, by one of the most underrated singer / songwriters around.

If he ever makes it back out to your neck o' the woods, see him live. That tune is a highlight - he usually plays it solo (if band in tow).
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Old 01-02-2013, 11:12 PM   #14723
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Great tune referenced in your sig, by one of the most underrated singer / songwriters around.

If he ever makes it back out to your neck o' the woods, see him live. That tune is a highlight - he usually plays it solo (if band in tow).
I've seen him live, he's one of my great musical loves.
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Old 01-02-2013, 11:18 PM   #14724
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Old 01-02-2013, 11:41 PM   #14725
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New year, same old stupid onslaught of douchebaggery. ~sigh~

Happy New Year, normal peoples in the HowTo.
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