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Old 12-29-2012, 01:00 PM   #14651
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Damn kids!! [laughs]

I hate when I give my phone to my kids and suddenly my phone is doing new things. Don't get me wrong, interesting and helpful things, but I have no idea how it got there.
Or how much it cost? LOL

The kids at work are pretty good; they don't fuck with my phone other than to make it do what I wanted it to do. They know better; I can and will make their work days a living hell.

My daughter won't mess with it either. She knows she'll have to teach me how to use it all over again. LOL
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Old 12-29-2012, 01:22 PM   #14652
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Old 12-29-2012, 02:12 PM   #14653
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I love winter sale!
I love ANY sale!! What did you buy?
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Old 12-29-2012, 02:28 PM   #14654
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True that!

This week I bought 4 shirts, a sweater and many rings.
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:04 PM   #14655
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Life is trending towards the suckage zone...that is all.
Not good. I hope it trends to awesome sooner rather than later.
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Old 12-29-2012, 07:55 PM   #14656
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Old 12-30-2012, 07:04 AM   #14657
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What to do when you wake up in the middle of the night? Re-arrange your Pinterest boards of course!
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Old 12-30-2012, 07:29 AM   #14658
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Old 12-30-2012, 09:11 AM   #14659
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somethng guys oughta know about pinterest: there are pin boards with lingerie.



worn by lingerie models.
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Old 12-30-2012, 09:14 AM   #14660
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something girls ought to know about pinterest... follow gay men's perve boards.
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Old 12-30-2012, 09:15 AM   #14661
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very nice!

sorry you couldn't sleep, rainshine. did you manage to get more?

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Old 12-30-2012, 09:20 AM   #14662
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very nice!

sorry you couldn't sleep, rainshine. did you manage to get more?

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No ed, Not yet. I'll try again shortly. I have been having crazy late nights for a few months now, so I thought I'd go to bed at 8pm tonight, with the view to getting a good 12 hour sleep in. However, 2.5 hours later my body tells me that's the about the right amount of sleep I've been getting and it's time to get up! *shakes fist angrily at the sleep gods*
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Old 12-30-2012, 09:25 AM   #14663
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ugh, my sympathies. i've had a few bouts of insomnia before. what remedies have you already tried?

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Old 12-30-2012, 09:30 AM   #14664
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ugh, my sympathies. i've had a few bouts of insomnia before. what remedies have you already tried?

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I wish I could blame insomnia, Ed. Unfortunately it's my own conscious decisions that have been the cause of my stupid sleep patterns. Now I must do the hard yards to reverse the pattern somewhat. Silly girl. I know.
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in that case, i think you deserve...

[trout-smack!]
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Old 12-30-2012, 10:02 AM   #14666
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in that case, i think you deserve...

[trout-smack!]
Oh! *jumps*

Loowwwwer... No no... lower.
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Old 12-30-2012, 10:41 AM   #14667
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Here's to a good night of sleep for you Rainshine. Try counting kangaroos. Or baby kangaroos.
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Old 12-30-2012, 10:50 AM   #14668
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Here's to a good night of sleep for you Rainshine. Try counting kangaroos. Or baby kangaroos.
Bound to work.
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Old 12-30-2012, 12:39 PM   #14669
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Old 12-30-2012, 12:56 PM   #14670
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I wish I could blame insomnia, Ed. Unfortunately it's my own conscious decisions that have been the cause of my stupid sleep patterns. Now I must do the hard yards to reverse the pattern somewhat. Silly girl. I know.
Just wake up hubby and have your way with him, that should do the trick! At the very least, you'll have company during your sleepless night.
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Old 12-30-2012, 03:58 PM   #14671
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Swat. Swat it away.
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Old 12-30-2012, 05:10 PM   #14672
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Swat. Swat it away.
hahaha These made me laugh.

Oddly enough, when I try and make the moves on hubby while he's asleep he swats me away. He must think I'm a fly buzzing around him in his sleep. I almost ended up with a broken nose once. I don't try now, for my own safety. He never remembers it and always says wake me up! Umm.. i think not!

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Old 12-30-2012, 05:28 PM   #14673
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hahaha These made me laugh.

Oddly enough, when I try and make the moves on hubby while he's asleep he swats me away. He must think I'm a fly buzzing around him in his sleep. I almost ended up with a broken nose once. I don't try now, for my own safety. He never remembers it and always says wake me up! Umm.. i think not!

Steal all the covers, and when he tries to get some back, make him exchange sexual favors first!

Cold feet in the middle of his back should wake him up too.

If he won't wake up, give him a Dutch oven!
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Steal all the covers, and when he tries to get some back, make him exchange sexual favors first!

Cold feet in the middle of his back should wake him up too.

If he won't wake up, give him a Dutch oven!
hahaaaahahahahaha You're evil. I like it.
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hahaaaahahahahaha You're evil. I like it.
Maybe just a little!

Give him a cup of cheese and tell him that you've finally broken through the barrier in your relationship!
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