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12-13-2012, 07:15 PM
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Meggings are horrendously bad.
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12-13-2012, 07:22 PM
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Leggings for men.
Just wrong!
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12-13-2012, 07:24 PM
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You cannot spell evil without V
Does anyone remember that show on TV back in the 80s, called V?
Cheesy sci-fi movie, alien invasion, general horribleness felt by the masses?
I've noticed Verizon begins with a V...coincidence? I think not!
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12-13-2012, 07:28 PM
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Like sweatpants, or cycling tights? Either way, this can't be good....
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Lol they remind me of long johns. Not a good look.
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12-13-2012, 07:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OTCurve
Does anyone remember that show on TV back in the 80s, called V?
Cheesy sci-fi movie, alien invasion, general horribleness felt by the masses?
I've noticed Verizon begins with a V...coincidence? I think not!
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Ok, I admit I dont have their internet service, but I love their wireless service.
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12-13-2012, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by pmann
I'm so interested in whatever this is.
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Either way it goes, it's scandalous.
But on second thought...maybe not as scandalous as what you're thinking.
Last edited by heavyhitter01 : 12-13-2012 at 07:57 PM.
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12-13-2012, 08:34 PM
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Are you pregnant?!
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12-13-2012, 08:40 PM
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Are you pregnant?!
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Why does everyone keep asking me that? I'll have you know I've got 6-pack abs!
http://tnation.t-nation.com/forum_im...bs_of_beer.jpg
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12-13-2012, 08:45 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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Quote:
Originally Posted by heavyhitter01
Either way it goes, it's scandalous.
But on second thought...maybe not as scandalous as what you're thinking.
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12-13-2012, 08:48 PM
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[quote=Saucyminx;42758826]Is it wrong, that when dealing with Dr. Waks, all I can think is "waks on, waks off'?
I really need to get my giggles under control one of these days.
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I promise you he's heard the jokes too many times to count. Just bite the bullet, make the silly comment, and laugh with him about it. 
We have a hand surgeon who's name is Dr. Hand. I swear to God. I've scrubbed with him. He's one of the nicest surgeons I've had the privilege of scrubbing with.
A dentist who's name is Dr. Doctor.
A GI doc who's name is Dr Collawn. Of course, we call her Dr Colon. Thankfully she has a decent sense of humor. Another GI doc named Dr Marousis (pronounced More-ooo-sis) that we nicknamed Dr More-Asses. Also has a good sense of humor.
A podiatrist (foot doctor) who's name is Dr. Handley. (He obviously went into the wrong specialty. lol)
Last but not least, there's a urologist here in town who named his boat "The Priapism." I'd giggle my ass off if I ever saw him out on the water in that boat. LOL
I have a bad habit of nicknaming the doctors that I work with. One is Dr. Oxygen - named because he made the mistake of admitting to us that he watches the Oxygen channel. When I'm irritated with him, I call him Dr. Dork; the name fits.
Another doc that I named Dr. God because he thinks he's God's gift to the medical profession. I never called him that to his face, but my charge nurse slipped and called him that once. I nearly died laughing. He puffed out his chest and proclaimed, "Well, I'm not QUITE that good, but I'm close." True story!
A Cuban-Puerto Rican doc - drop dead gorgeous, that I called "Hot Tamale." Another drop dead gorgeous Puerto Rican doc that I call "Ricky Ricardo" He looks just like Ricky Ricardo in his younger days. *drool*
It's a hard life - working with all those gorgeous doctors. I'll make the ultimate sacrifice though and take one for the team. *sighs*
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I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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12-13-2012, 08:56 PM
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From a distance it looks like you have half a dozen tiny dicks inked on your belly.
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12-13-2012, 09:04 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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From a distance it looks like you have half a dozen tiny dicks inked on your belly.
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12-13-2012, 09:06 PM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
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pmann, that's really quite rude. 
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12-13-2012, 09:07 PM
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So as not to make this a sweeping generalization, let me say that:
MANY men are such babies!
You stepped on a nail? Boohoo Next time try not getting drunk and walking around a construction site wearing slippers!
Because you were such a baby, that exam took 3 times as long as it needed to, resulting in a lot more "pain" than necessary.
Suck it up, sunshine!! I had my abdomen sliced open and a living human being yanked out of that incision! Take an advil!
>rant over<
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12-13-2012, 09:13 PM
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Sweet n Innocent
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imemkay
So as not to make this a sweeping generalization, let me say that:
MANY men are such babies!
You stepped on a nail? Boohoo Next time try not getting drunk and walking around a construction site wearing slippers!
Because you were such a baby, that exam took 3 times as long as it needed to, resulting in a lot more "pain" than necessary.
Suck it up, sunshine!! I had my abdomen sliced open and a living human being yanked out of that incision! Take an advil!
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You should see them when I take out their IVs. You'd think I'm waxing their balls.
I get waxed. I almost fall asleep during every session. Sorry, I have a hard time dredging up sympathy when I'm taking a little piece of tape off of them.
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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12-13-2012, 09:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BeachMomma
You should see them when I take out their IVs. You'd think I'm waxing their balls.
I get waxed. I almost fall asleep during every session. Sorry, I have a hard time dredging up sympathy when I'm taking a little piece of tape off of them.
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LOL I used to love going in on urology cases.
We had one doc that would always say "Ok, I am now going to touch your penis" before he would start. They all started flinching before he even touched him. One guy even exclaimed "Oh my God"
I couldn't help myself...I started laughing!
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12-13-2012, 09:31 PM
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pmann is online now
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Of course NM. Anything for my baby. |
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12-13-2012, 10:03 PM
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who knew I'd get so pulled into a video game I'm not even playing? 
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12-14-2012, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by imemkay
LOL I used to love going in on urology cases.
We had one doc that would always say "Ok, I am now going to touch your penis" before he would start. They all started flinching before he even touched him. One guy even exclaimed "Oh my God"
I couldn't help myself...I started laughing!
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Today I probably made the following comment half a dozen times - each time with a straight face.
"Your penis is in the urinal. Go on and pee."
I'm not sure how I managed to maintain any semblance of self-control.
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
DISCLAIMER: Asshat PMs will probably earn you a starring role in the PM Asshattery thread. |
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12-14-2012, 12:10 AM
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12-14-2012, 12:37 AM
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Goo!
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12-14-2012, 02:42 AM
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I can't brush off what I look like through your eyes.
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12-14-2012, 06:06 AM
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You said you were going to bed; fibber! 
I think we're both in for a long day today. 
Exhausted.
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12-14-2012, 08:19 AM
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How deep are the insights gathered through a shallow medium
maybe they are just simply wrong
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12-14-2012, 10:21 AM
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Whoops. 
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