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11-02-2012, 06:23 PM
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The things I do for getting free ebooks.... I'm an ebook-whore.
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11-02-2012, 07:24 PM
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I'll never stop breaking the law for you...
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11-03-2012, 09:09 AM
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Note to self: if you're going to be singing in your office while your morning voice is still in full effect, you might want to shut the door!
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Sail on Silver Girl, Sail on by;
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11-03-2012, 01:25 PM
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Haven't found the perfect song for this book yet. UGH!
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11-03-2012, 05:11 PM
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It's important to enunciate!
Phone rings
Me: Radiology, this is MK
Receptionist: hi do you guys X-ray OB patients?
Me: OB as in pregnant?
Receptionist: yea
Me: umm we can but its not recommended, why do they need X-rays?
Receptionist: umm I don't know. can I transfer the drs office to you?
Me: sure
Drs. Office picks up: hi, do you X-ray obese patients
Me: obese or OB?
Drs Office: ummm obese; just under 400lbs
Me: so they're not pregnant?
Drs. Office: no it's a man
Me.....*face palm*
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11-03-2012, 06:28 PM
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''spongy crown''..... sounds freaking disgusting.
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11-03-2012, 06:38 PM
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Really Really Experienced
LikeASnowflake is offline
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Snegge.
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11-03-2012, 08:04 PM
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Really Experienced
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Location: West side, southwest side, middle east, rich house, dog house, outhouse, old folks house, house for unwed mothers, halfway homes, catacombs, twilight zones.
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If you ever need a pick me up. I highly suggest The Black Key's music video for their song Lonely Boy. That man dancing puts a smile on my face every time.
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"When they lay me down to sleep, I pray the funk will make me freak. If I should die before I waketh, allow me lord to rock out naked." -Chilli Peppers
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11-03-2012, 09:44 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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This weekend had all the makings of a disaster. While not without it's challenges, it's beginning to be a beautiful day again. There will be clouds for a bit. But the sunshine will come out again. I know it.
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11-04-2012, 08:06 AM
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Sublimed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imemkay
It's important to enunciate!
Phone rings
Me: Radiology, this is MK
Receptionist: hi do you guys X-ray OB patients?
Me: OB as in pregnant?
Receptionist: yea
Me: umm we can but its not recommended, why do they need X-rays?
Receptionist: umm I don't know. can I transfer the drs office to you?
Me: sure
Drs. Office picks up: hi, do you X-ray obese patients
Me: obese or OB?
Drs Office: ummm obese; just under 400lbs
Me: so they're not pregnant?
Drs. Office: no it's a man
Me.....*face palm*
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11-04-2012, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by EbersMoll
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EbersMoll is here!!!!!!
I'm glad to see you are back!
You've been missed!!
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11-04-2012, 08:20 AM
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EbersMoll is here!!!!!!
I'm glad to see you are back!
You've been missed!!
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Oh Yeah, Moll's in da house!
When you say 'missed', do you mean like a dear departed relative, or a head-shot two inches to the left? Just so I know.  |
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11-04-2012, 08:43 AM
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Oh Yeah, Moll's in da house!
When you say 'missed', do you mean like a dear departed relative, or a head-shot two inches to the left? Just so I know. |
Missed like a dear friend! Head-shot two inches to the left??? Never! I've actually got a pretty good aim, I wouldn't miss! 
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11-04-2012, 08:53 AM
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Sublimed
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11-04-2012, 09:03 AM
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Ok - now I'm both relieved and also a little bit scared |
I could probably give Mad Freddy a run for his money! I'd need a some practice first, though. I'm probably a little rusty.
While I can think of a couple people on here that should be a little bit scared, you are definitely not one of them! Where would I get my haiku if you weren't around??
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11-04-2012, 09:15 AM
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Really Really Experienced
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Thinking you've finished a book just to find out it has another chapter. |
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11-04-2012, 09:36 AM
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The Last Unicorn
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Fuck you mercury.
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11-04-2012, 11:22 AM
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totally not motivated to do much of anything today!
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11-04-2012, 12:04 PM
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God... I'm so happy and excited. Please don't mess this up for once.
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11-04-2012, 01:14 PM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
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There, fixed it for ya.
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Boobs are like toy trains ... They are meant for kids but dads like playing with them too!
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11-04-2012, 01:20 PM
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There, fixed it for ya. |
Oh NM, you amuse me!
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11-04-2012, 04:38 PM
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''You're good at....''
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11-04-2012, 05:59 PM
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romantic
Ugh.
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11-04-2012, 08:14 PM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
Rainshine is online now
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So roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair...
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11-04-2012, 08:22 PM
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How I love chocolate covered pretzels!
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