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Old 10-19-2012, 07:23 PM   #13326
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Old 10-19-2012, 07:38 PM   #13327
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Old 10-19-2012, 07:39 PM   #13328
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I big boobs. (Related to Christina Hendricks)
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Old 10-19-2012, 08:05 PM   #13329
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Old 10-19-2012, 08:12 PM   #13330
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Who doesn't?
Blind people maybe? I dunno.
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Old 10-19-2012, 08:34 PM   #13331
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Blind people maybe? I dunno.
Nah--they are still fun to touch even if you can't see them.
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Old 10-19-2012, 10:20 PM   #13332
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Old 10-19-2012, 10:30 PM   #13333
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Third time's a charm, pmann??
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Old 10-20-2012, 12:46 AM   #13334
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I don't mind them on guys, but not half way down their butts. What's the point of wearing skinny jeans if not to show off your arse?!
This is Amurika, we wear our pants around our knees to do exactly that, show off our ass. Plus, we get to hold our pee-pee in public, but it looks like we're trying to hold up our pants. We do it because it's SO cool!


<this was sarcasm - dudes with their pants around their knees need to be shot, run over, drawn and quartered, and otherwise removed from this planet>
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Old 10-20-2012, 12:54 AM   #13335
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Plus, we get to hold our pee-pee in public, but it looks like we're trying to hold up our pants.
and now we know, that's the whole reason, innit?
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Old 10-20-2012, 12:56 AM   #13336
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This is Amurika, we wear our pants around our knees to do exactly that, show off our ass. Plus, we get to hold our pee-pee in public, but it looks like we're trying to hold up our pants. We do it because it's SO cool!


<this was sarcasm - dudes with their pants around their knees need to be shot, run over, drawn and quartered, and otherwise removed from this planet>
You crazy Amurikuns.
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Old 10-20-2012, 12:58 AM   #13337
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I big boobs. (Related to Christina Hendricks)
Ditto!

On that note, you may like this little ditty, if not, just mute it and enjoy Christina.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVxTsXRjNTw
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Old 10-20-2012, 12:58 AM   #13338
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I don't even know who Christina Hendricks is.
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:00 AM   #13339
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and now we know, that's the whole reason, innit?
Did we need another?

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You crazy Amurikuns.
Emphasis on CrAzY!
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:04 AM   #13340
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I don't even know who Christina Hendricks is.
She's on Mad Men. Pretty girl. Her boobs are even bigger than mine! LOL I honestly don't know how she kept her strapless dress up at this years Emmy Awards! That was some impressive dress making/engineering there!
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:07 AM   #13341
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Well you should probably show us yours imemkay so we can judge.
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:09 AM   #13342
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Well you should probably show us yours imemkay so we can judge.
AHAHAHAHAHA Nice try Rainshine!
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:10 AM   #13343
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Did we need another?
Nah, I guess not. Sometimes I forget that with men, it's all about the pee-pee!
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:12 AM   #13344
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AHAHAHAHAHA Nice try Rainshine!
Worth a shot. I'm just doing my community service work.
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:18 AM   #13345
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Well you should probably show us yours imemkay so we can judge.
Motion seconded! All in favor say, "imemkay, show us your boobs!"
Those opposed, say, "imemkay, show us your boobs!"

I am NippleMuncher and I endorse this message.
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:18 AM   #13346
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Nah, I guess not. Sometimes I forget that with men, it's all about the pee-pee!
You know how it is, if we can't get someone else to touch it for us, we're just gonna do it ourselves!
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:25 AM   #13347
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Motion seconded! All in favor say, "imemkay, show us your boobs!"
Those opposed, say, "imemkay, show us your boobs!"

I am NippleMuncher and I endorse this message.
How do I get myself in these situations??

I'll not show them, NM. I'd have to pick your chin up off the floor... They're real, and they're spectacular!
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:28 AM   #13348
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:28 AM   #13349
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How do I get myself in these situations??

I'll not show them, NM. I'd have to pick your chin up off the floor... They're real, and they're spectacular!
You get yourself into these situations by making statements like this that require proof! I'll have you know I am quite the authority on spectacular boobs, and reserve the right for final judgment on any and all said boob related offerings. Now, do your part to help the cause and show us your boobs!

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Old 10-20-2012, 01:29 AM   #13350
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Motion seconded, all in favor . . .
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