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Old 10-15-2012, 10:11 PM   #13201
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Old 10-15-2012, 10:33 PM   #13202
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Look how that turned out for Marilyn.
This gave me a massive fit of the giggles--and somehow that feels wrong. Poor Marilyn.

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Old 10-15-2012, 10:34 PM   #13203
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Look how that turned out for Marilyn.
Ha! Clearly the woman had issues. However, i think i'd quite like to have a man who could thrill me simply by kissing my forehead. Think how wonderful everything else would be!
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Old 10-15-2012, 10:47 PM   #13204
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Woohoo, I didn't make someone's pooper list!
Not yet, haha. Your love of Chucks saved you.
 

Old 10-15-2012, 11:29 PM   #13205
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Old 10-15-2012, 11:40 PM   #13206
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This gave me a massive fit of the giggles--and somehow that feels wrong. Poor Marilyn.

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I need to clean my closet something fierce. I feel a cleansing sweep coming on.
Poor Marilyn.

I did mine a few weeks ago, and I still have 4 bags for the Salvo's sitting in there waiting for me to get off my bum and drop them off.
 

Old 10-16-2012, 02:01 AM   #13207
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I think we need an "Aussie slang" thread. In the past week, I've learned "mozzies" and "Salvo's". I think both are pretty neat.
 

Old 10-16-2012, 02:09 AM   #13208
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I think we need an "Aussie slang" thread. In the past week, I've learned "mozzies" and "Salvo's". I think both are pretty neat.
Hahahahaha Yes, for now you find it charming, next week you'll have joined these arseholes in mocking our accent.
 

Old 10-16-2012, 02:09 AM   #13209
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Yeah, well she's not supposed top mention the Drop Bears to foreigners.

I just hope she didn't link you to any of this stuff.

http://www.dropbearaware.com/

http://australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear

http://www.cfr.com.au/dropbears/

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Now you've gone and done it!
 

Old 10-16-2012, 02:11 AM   #13210
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I think we need an "Aussie slang" thread. In the past week, I've learned "mozzies" and "Salvo's". I think both are pretty neat.
In addition, please, eat something. You're looking a little lean...
 

Old 10-16-2012, 06:31 AM   #13211
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Old 10-16-2012, 06:33 AM   #13212
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*zips lips and stifles laugh*
 

Old 10-16-2012, 07:40 AM   #13213
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Not yet, haha. Your love of Chucks saved you.
At least I have that going for me.
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:41 AM   #13214
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At least I have that going for me.
And poetry.
 

Old 10-16-2012, 07:45 AM   #13215
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And poetry.
I can't take credit for that, I have to credit the voices.
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:50 AM   #13216
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Kudos to the voices then...
 

Old 10-16-2012, 08:00 AM   #13217
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They are calling me.
The voices, they're calling me.
Can't you hear them?
They are screaming inside of me.

Yelling, telling me to write.
Write! Write it down!
You'll forget what we've told you.
Write, damn you, write it down!

Lean close, maybe you can hear.
No? Put your ear against mine.
Listen hard, be quiet. Now?
Just wait, give it time.

Nevermind, they're gone.
They know you were listening.
I've lost the transmission.
No signal, only hissing.

WriteDamnit,Write
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Old 10-16-2012, 08:01 AM   #13218
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They are calling me.
The voices, they're calling me.
Can't you hear them?
They are screaming inside of me.

Yelling, telling me to write.
Write! Write it down!
You'll forget what we've told you.
Write, damn you, write it down!

Lean close, maybe you can hear.
No? Put your ear against mine.
Listen hard, be quiet. Now?
Just wait, give it time.

Nevermind, they're gone.
They know you were listening.
I've lost the transmission.
No signal, only hissing.

WriteDamnit,Write
That gave me chills.
 

Old 10-16-2012, 08:04 AM   #13219
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That gave me chills.
Disturbing in a "I'm glad you're over there" way. Hahaha.
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Old 10-16-2012, 08:06 AM   #13220
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Disturbing in a "I'm glad you're over there" way. Hahaha.
No. *squint* Chills in a "you can put yourself in that moment next to you" way.
 

Old 10-16-2012, 08:20 AM   #13221
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No. *squint* Chills in a "you can put yourself in that moment next to you" way.
Hahaha *nervous, awkward laugh* I'm thrilled it put you in that place. I understand that most people just perceive it as wierd.
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Old 10-16-2012, 08:21 AM   #13222
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Hahaha *nervous, awkward laugh* I'm thrilled it put you in that place. I understand that most people just perceive it as wierd.
Oh... well... if that's better for you, let's work with that.
 

Old 10-16-2012, 08:22 AM   #13223
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Oh... well... if that's better for you, let's work with that.
Hahaha, I'm harmless.
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Old 10-16-2012, 08:34 AM   #13224
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Hahaha, I'm harmless.
I have no concerns.
 

Old 10-16-2012, 08:49 AM   #13225
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I have no concerns.
Hahaha heck no, you're like 500,000,000 miles away.
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