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09-26-2012, 08:03 AM
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Fuck you Boots
Saucyminx is offline
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Originally Posted by imemkay
I need an alarm clock that will not only ring, but perhaps hit me over the head with a hammer and also maybe lift my bed up and slide me off the end....maybe then I wouldn't oversleep!
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I am just such an alarm clock for my kiddo every morning. 
How on earth did I get an hour more sleep this morning and am twice as tired as usual?
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My first new story in 3 long years
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen
Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips
Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen
Sex is like Pinochle, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Come on in--the smut is fine 
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09-26-2012, 08:13 AM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
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Now with added hormones. *sigh* IVF sucks.
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09-26-2012, 09:18 AM
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Grilled cheese
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Egg rolls don't taste like eggs at all.
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"My isolation.
Now there's a sobering thought.
A minute alone, a lifetime too long.
See the face in this mirror?
So pale it could crack.
Desperately wantin' the color it lacks."
Flogging Molly
My art thread
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09-26-2012, 09:54 AM
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Experienced
sweetsoccermom is offline
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extraction needed ...
Head from ass ... Stat!
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"Someday somebody's gonna ask you
a question that you should say yes to" - Old 97's, mine and hubby's wedding song
Special note to the lovely gentlemen of lit: greatly enjoying some time with the girls. Please keep my inbox free for the fairer sex ...
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09-26-2012, 11:49 AM
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The Last Unicorn
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Things couldn't be better.
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09-26-2012, 12:07 PM
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Kiss Me Like You Mean It
Ellafun is offline
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Yeah, maybe that didn't come out the way I meant to say it, but I know what I meant. So there. 
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ella To ripoff Jessica Rabbit:
I'm not bad. I just write that way shhhh
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09-26-2012, 02:05 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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I think I caught a cold... cool.  |
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09-26-2012, 04:40 PM
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Fuck you Boots
Saucyminx is offline
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I'm really old enough to know better. You think I would learn.
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My first new story in 3 long years
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen
Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips
Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen
Sex is like Pinochle, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Come on in--the smut is fine
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09-26-2012, 05:49 PM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
Rainshine is offline
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Why does the sun come up so damn soon, just a few more hours sleep...just a few...
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09-26-2012, 05:49 PM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by haha_on_me
Egg rolls don't taste like eggs at all.
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How can they not taste like egg, it's all they are?!!
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09-26-2012, 05:52 PM
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1,000 Hours
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saucyminx
I am just such an alarm clock for my kiddo every morning.
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Yeah, I am usually pretty good...but the one day I have to be out of the house early, I oversleep. Oh well, at least now I know I can get out of the house in 30 minutes flat from start to finish!  |
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09-26-2012, 06:45 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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09-26-2012, 07:28 PM
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Grilled cheese
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainshine
How can they not taste like egg, it's all they are?!!
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I dunno, could be the cabbage? Haha.
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"My isolation.
Now there's a sobering thought.
A minute alone, a lifetime too long.
See the face in this mirror?
So pale it could crack.
Desperately wantin' the color it lacks."
Flogging Molly
My art thread
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09-26-2012, 09:56 PM
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1,000 Hours
imemkay is offline
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Oh Alexander Skarsgard, how I love to look at you.....
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09-26-2012, 10:45 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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Happy to see orange.
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09-26-2012, 10:46 PM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
Rainshine is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imemkay
Oh Alexander Skarsgard, how I love to look at you.....
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Oh yes. I'd cut off my limbs for an hour alone with him.
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09-26-2012, 10:52 PM
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The Last Unicorn
pmann is online now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainshine
Oh yes. I'd cut off my limbs for an hour alone with him.
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09-26-2012, 11:10 PM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
Rainshine is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pmann
Did you mean to quote me? I think so.
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Well... Maybe just one limb for you.
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09-26-2012, 11:10 PM
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Fuck you Boots
Saucyminx is offline
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My first new story in 3 long years
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen
Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips
Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen
Sex is like Pinochle, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Come on in--the smut is fine
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09-26-2012, 11:13 PM
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In my own little world
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Normally, it's the dark haired lads that fire my engine....but Sweet Baby Jane! *fans self*
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What we do, Miss Ventura, does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling. ~ Lionel, Maid in Manhattan
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. ~ Dr. Randy Pausch
This is LIT-erotica where the size of your polysyllable matters. - swiped from Velvet Darkness
For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who do not believe, no proof is possible.~ Stuart Chase
Swiped from Fire Breeze: my johari window. Curiosity and all that jazz...
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Regarding Dirty PMs: Don't bother. Your orgasm is not my problem.
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09-26-2012, 11:28 PM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
Rainshine is offline
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The penny drops.
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09-27-2012, 12:30 AM
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just this guy, you know?
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hallelujah, the regular refs are back![/NFL]
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"i think this line's mostly filler"--willow rosenberg, once more, with feeling, season 6, buffy the vampire slayer
exemplar of youthful snark: "does it hurt little boy? are you going to cry now? well suck it up and be a man."
psst! hey, wanna see a blog?
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09-27-2012, 12:47 AM
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The Last Unicorn
pmann is online now
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A little uncomfortable and scared.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainshine
Well... Maybe just one limb for you.
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Only one?
Edit to add: embarrassed.
Last edited by pmann : 09-27-2012 at 01:12 AM.
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09-27-2012, 01:42 AM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
Rainshine is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pmann
A little uncomfortable and scared.
Only one?
Edit to add: embarrassed.
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One and my pinky finger?
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09-27-2012, 03:13 AM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
Rainshine is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by haha_on_me
I dunno, could be the cabbage? Haha.
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Egg rolls don't have cabbage! You crazy Americans!
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