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Old 09-05-2012, 05:01 PM   #12501
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Because you didn't send me one? no worries, love
I did laugh at your "slit throat" comment... does that count?
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Old 09-05-2012, 05:02 PM   #12502
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I did laugh at your "slit throat" comment... does that count?
Don't even try
 

Old 09-05-2012, 05:03 PM   #12503
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Don't even try
Nice bum.
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Old 09-05-2012, 05:05 PM   #12504
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Nice bum.
*shrugs

I could easily say the same
 

Old 09-05-2012, 05:07 PM   #12505
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I suppose I should be showering and getting ready for work. I'd rather sleep all day!
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Old 09-05-2012, 05:08 PM   #12506
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I suppose I should be showering and getting ready for work. I'd rather sleep all day!
That's pretty isolated
 

Old 09-08-2012, 10:34 AM   #12507
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Is the little silver haired Vocaroo.com guy supposed to look like Julian Assange, because it kinda does.
 

Old 09-08-2012, 12:02 PM   #12508
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Old 09-08-2012, 12:16 PM   #12509
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Old 09-10-2012, 01:42 AM   #12510
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Apparently I am a dumbass who needs to go back to 5th grade arithmetic.

I'm over it, but boy oh boy, the nasty comments I see on the Internet never fail to amaze me.
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Old 09-10-2012, 01:46 AM   #12511
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Apparently I am a dumbass who needs to go back to 5th grade arithmetic.

I'm over it, but boy oh boy, the nasty comments I see on the Internet never fail to amaze me.
I'm sure you're not. Ignore them and they go away.
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:14 AM   #12512
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Apparently I am a dumbass who needs to go back to 5th grade arithmetic.

I'm over it, but boy oh boy, the nasty comments I see on the Internet never fail to amaze me.
Nah BG, go Sesame Street's the Count on them. Just tell them to
"Suck 1, 1 dick. Suck 2, 2 dicks. Suck 3! That's 3 dicks! Muah ah ah ah ah!"

But then be prepared for the barrage of unsolicited dick picks. . .
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Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen

Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips

Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen

She went around with a broken heart, and she wasn't sure who'd broken it. She thought it was herself, mostly.
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:49 AM   #12513
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But then be prepared for the barrage of unsolicited dick pics. . .
PM already sent!
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Old 09-10-2012, 07:44 PM   #12514
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The more time I spend in How To, the more I think I'm in the wrong place.
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Old 09-11-2012, 02:28 PM   #12515
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Third conference call of the day. . . seriously, just put me out of my misery!
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Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen

Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips

Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen

She went around with a broken heart, and she wasn't sure who'd broken it. She thought it was herself, mostly.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. --Winston Churchill

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Old 09-11-2012, 03:31 PM   #12516
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Third conference call of the day. . . seriously, just put me out of my misery!
I could think of a few things . . .
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Old 09-11-2012, 08:52 PM   #12517
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I could think of a few things . . .
Do tell

Ok, it's official. My daughter has my sense of humor. She had to stand up and introduce herself in one of her classes. So she stood up, and said "Hi, I'm Emma, and I'm an alcoholic."

The reason I know this is because I got an email from the teacher. I'm sorry but I thought it was really funny.

We have had a talk about being appropriate, timing, and knowing your audience. It hurt my heart a little bit to do it though.
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Old 09-11-2012, 10:26 PM   #12518
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Do tell
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We have had a talk about being appropriate, timing, and knowing your audience. It hurt my heart a little bit to do it though.
Seriously?!?!?!? I'd have likely told the teacher to pull the stick out of her ass and the fuck lighten up.
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Old 09-11-2012, 11:34 PM   #12519
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:56 AM   #12520
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Sand is an excellent exfoliant. Just be sure you cleanse, tone and moisturise when you come up for air.
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Old 09-12-2012, 04:56 AM   #12521
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I have email remorse.
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Old 09-12-2012, 06:17 AM   #12522
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I should probably just donate my macbook, ipad and iphone to a homeless person and avoid all kinds of e-remorse.
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Old 09-12-2012, 06:20 AM   #12523
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I should probably just donate my macbook, ipad and iphone to a homeless person and avoid all kinds of e-remorse.
Rain,

I'm pretty sure all the gentlemen of lit, and a good percentage of the ladies as well, would take up a collection and send you new ones. They would miss your wit and your av.
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Old 09-12-2012, 06:45 AM   #12524
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Rain,

I'm pretty sure all the gentlemen of lit, and a good percentage of the ladies as well, would take up a collection and send you new ones. They would miss your wit and your av.
You're a sweetheart.
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Old 09-12-2012, 06:48 AM   #12525
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