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Old 07-21-2012, 01:00 AM   #12376
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I have a niece in MA who will be 2 in Nov. that I still haven't seen. Hate it when life gets in the way of what you would really like to be doing.
Awww, that's too bad.

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My mom had Alzheimers, and that scares me more than anything, more for my kids than me. It was wretched.
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I see the difficulties my mom is having with my grandmother and.....yeah. If I ever become unable to take care of myself, I hope I have both the funds AND the presence of mind to ASK to go to assisted living.
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:31 PM   #12377
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:30 PM   #12378
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I went to a Phillies game, but I couldn't pay attention to the game because all the people were way too interesting to watch.
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Old 07-28-2012, 10:06 PM   #12379
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I know I should be flattered that--as a lowly part-timer--I was "volunteered" to teach a pilot class, but the perfectionist in me is really stressing right now. I'm not used to having so much autonomy.
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Old 07-29-2012, 10:42 AM   #12380
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Okay, I have never "blurted" here in the how to thread, but I'm grinding my teeth here...


first of all...Saucyminx, you must be somewhere in my neck of the woods! Woot-Woot PA!

secondly...the whole n00b invasion this summer has been driving me effing nuts, and I can't wait for them to get bored and move on. That's as close to a rant as I'm going to get.

Loves to youse guys!!!
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:33 AM   #12381
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secondly...the whole n00b invasion this summer has been driving me effing nuts, and I can't wait for them to get bored and move on. That's as close to a rant as I'm going to get.
Fortunately, school will start in less than a month.
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Old 07-29-2012, 05:52 PM   #12382
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More creative than the book.



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Old 07-29-2012, 06:58 PM   #12383
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Love it!
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Old 07-30-2012, 07:28 PM   #12384
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Hilarious BG.
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:05 PM   #12385
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BG that is awesome! Now next we want to see a knitted version.


Just got back from watching the Dark Knight Rises. I want to have phone sex with Christian Bale while he's in his Batman costume. His voice is yummy yummy.
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:25 PM   #12386
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BG that is awesome! Now next we want to see a knitted version.


Just got back from watching the Dark Knight Rises. I want to have phone sex with Christian Bale while he's in his Batman costume. His voice is yummy yummy.
That does sound yummy.

As excited as I was to see Dark Knight Rises, I was even more excited by the trailers for "Oz" and for "Man of Steel." Henry Cavill = *swoon*
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Old 07-31-2012, 08:27 AM   #12387
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That does sound yummy.

As excited as I was to see Dark Knight Rises, I was even more excited by the trailers for "Oz" and for "Man of Steel." Henry Cavill = *swoon*
I was doing the happy seat dance for "The Hobbit". I cannot wait. I was such a nerd for the other LOTR movies.
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Old 08-01-2012, 11:30 PM   #12388
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bg, that fucking rocks!

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Old 08-02-2012, 06:49 AM   #12389
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bg, that fucking rocks!

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I don't think I've ever seen that particular Lego set at the toy store.
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Old 08-02-2012, 02:54 PM   #12390
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Lego's, they ain't just for kids anymore! Neither, apparently, are S&Ms ... er, uh, M&Ms.
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:40 PM   #12391
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Just got an email with the title, "It's National Grab Some Nuts Day!"

I've been hanging out here for too long, because we all know what perverted path my thoughts took.
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:41 PM   #12392
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Lego's, they ain't just for kids anymore! Neither, apparently, are S&Ms ... er, uh, M&Ms.
Nope, they sure ain't.
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:54 PM   #12393
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Just got an email with the title, "It's National Grab Some Nuts Day!"

I've been hanging out here for too long, because we all know what perverted path my thoughts took.
That makes me think of your knitted nuts cozy. When do I need to put my order in for Christmas?
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Old 08-03-2012, 02:43 PM   #12394
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Found this today and thought I'd share.


http://verydemotivational.files.word...es-of-grey.jpg
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Old 08-03-2012, 04:04 PM   #12395
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Old 08-03-2012, 05:01 PM   #12396
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New to the HT cafe. Just wanted to say hi to everyone!
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Welcome aboard!
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Old 08-03-2012, 05:58 PM   #12398
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New to the HT cafe. Just wanted to say hi to everyone!
Hiya!

My blurt:
Why is bubble wrap so freakin awesome?!?
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Old 08-03-2012, 06:11 PM   #12399
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Why is bubble wrap so freakin awesome?!?
Just for you, my dear.
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Old 08-05-2012, 03:00 PM   #12400
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Here's one to go with what bobsgirl's posted a few days ago ...



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