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Old 07-10-2012, 02:24 AM   #12351
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I reported the POS this morning, looks like the message got lost in the mail ...
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Old 07-10-2012, 10:22 AM   #12352
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I reported him/her last night. But Lady G has multiple forums to look after and this POS really got around. I know he/she hit three threads in HT with multiple posts. Hopefully the remaining spam'll be gone soon.
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Old 07-12-2012, 08:35 AM   #12353
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Poor lady G! She got three in a row. I reported him in the middle of his post vomit.

I got my new corset in the mail! I am so excited! I just need someone to tie it up for me properly and then I can wear it. It's like naughty women's wear Santa Claus came to my house yesterday and I was misbehaved enough to get a present. Yay!
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Old 07-12-2012, 10:37 AM   #12354
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I got my new corset in the mail! I am so excited! I just need someone to tie it up for me properly and then I can wear it.
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Old 07-12-2012, 08:40 PM   #12355
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Always so helpful!
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Old 07-13-2012, 05:36 PM   #12356
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Looks like I missed a bit of spam drama here.

Do I look older today than I did on Tuesday?
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Old 07-13-2012, 06:17 PM   #12357
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Do I look older today than I did on Tuesday?
Not at all, green must be your color.

(reference to your av )
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:00 PM   #12358
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Been a while since I've popped onto Lit...but greetings and salutations, all!
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:21 PM   #12359
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:33 PM   #12360
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Looks like I missed a bit of spam drama here.

Do I look older today than I did on Tuesday?
Yes you do. Of course, on Tuesday you looked twelve so I wouldn't give it a second thought.
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:48 PM   #12361
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[trout-smacks yank just for the halibut]
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Old 07-14-2012, 11:36 PM   #12362
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[trout-smacks yank just for the halibut]
How about throwing in a couple of clams for Jerry's squids?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
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Old 07-15-2012, 09:33 AM   #12363
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i love kip adotta!

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Old 07-15-2012, 10:53 AM   #12364
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No! You're not! Given the amount of perversion in the world, it's safe to say that not only aren't you alone but there is probably an undiscovered website out there completely devoted your particular fetish. Posts like this just scream I need to be validated! [/rant]
 

Old 07-15-2012, 01:53 PM   #12365
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No! You're not! Given the amount of perversion in the world, it's safe to say that not only aren't you alone but there is probably an undiscovered website out there completely devoted your particular fetish. Posts like this just scream I need to be validated! [/rant]
Yup. People like to think that they're special unique snowflakes.
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Old 07-15-2012, 04:35 PM   #12366
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Yup. People like to think that they're special unique snowflakes.
And they are, just like everyone else.
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Old 07-16-2012, 03:41 PM   #12367
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Looks like I missed a bit of spam drama here.

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Happy belated Birthday BG! Smooch and birthday spanks!
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Old 07-17-2012, 02:31 AM   #12368
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Happy belated Birthday BG! Smooch and birthday spanks!
gee thanks, Minxie. My lovely children were telling me I ought to "get rid of the gray."
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Old 07-17-2012, 02:32 AM   #12369
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Yes you do. Of course, on Tuesday you looked twelve so I wouldn't give it a second thought.
Flatterer.
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Old 07-17-2012, 02:33 AM   #12370
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Are we doing fish puns again? If we are, let minnow.
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Old 07-17-2012, 03:11 AM   #12371
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Old 07-17-2012, 03:14 AM   #12372
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Old 07-17-2012, 03:56 AM   #12373
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Congrats Auntie Baila!
Thanks, Minx. I get to see the lil tyke soon.

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Happy belated Birthday BG! Smooch and birthday spanks!
*hangs head in shame*

I didn't realize. Happy Birthday, BG! (Nip - put that effin' cane away!)


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Old 07-17-2012, 08:29 AM   #12374
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gee thanks, Minxie. My lovely children were telling me I ought to "get rid of the gray."
Tell them they caused it and if they don't want to see it, they can pay for a lovely and massively expensive day at a spa to remove said offense. As much as I love to dye my hair, alas I can't anymore. Developed a nasty hair dye allergy so now I just rip them out visciously whenever I see one. Good thing I like my hair pulled--a lot.

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Thanks, Minx. I get to see the lil tyke soon.
I have a niece in MA who will be 2 in Nov. that I still haven't seen. Hate it when life gets in the way of what you would really like to be doing.

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Blurt: aging doesn't frighten me. But becoming frail to the point of being unable to do for myself does.
My mom had Alzheimers, and that scares me more than anything, more for my kids than me. It was wretched.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:02 AM   #12375
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You get chirpes, which can't be tweeted because it is a canarial disease.
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Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen

Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips

Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen

She went around with a broken heart, and she wasn't sure who'd broken it. She thought it was herself, mostly.
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Come on in--the smut is fine

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