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Old 07-26-2010, 02:49 PM   #11601
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Thanks SW.

Remember those days way back when the only term I'd heard used to describe me was frigid? No more!! I think the ex would pass out if he had the faintest clue just how, umm, liberated I am now.
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Old 07-26-2010, 02:58 PM   #11602
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phaedre, there's much i would say here, but out of respect will content myself with "his loss". :>

jeez, i'm so happy for you two!

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Old 07-27-2010, 05:02 PM   #11603
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you know, every now & then, i keep imagining that people i know IRL are actually litsters. it's a very weird little exercise but sometimes a very funny one.

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Old 07-27-2010, 05:14 PM   #11604
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you know, every now & then, i keep imagining that people i know IRL are actually litsters. it's a very weird little exercise but sometimes a very funny one.

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That would actually freak me out, a little.
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Old 07-27-2010, 05:19 PM   #11605
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considering my posting behavior's almost exclusively in HT, HT cafe & (sometimes) story ideas, i don't think i would have a problem.

[shrugs]

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Old 07-28-2010, 04:24 AM   #11606
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Despite my best intentions the distance betwixt mind and fingers seems insurmountable at times.
 

Old 07-28-2010, 11:12 AM   #11607
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Less than an hour of sleep last night, and none in sight.
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Old 07-30-2010, 12:20 AM   #11608
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OK, what does "teh" mean?

I'm out of touch, with damned near everything! I need updating, please.
 

Old 07-30-2010, 05:33 AM   #11609
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i believe "teh" is a common typo for "the", cate. :>

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Old 07-30-2010, 06:04 PM   #11610
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The laundry is reproducing at an alarming rate, and it's pissing me off.
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Old 07-30-2010, 06:22 PM   #11611
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The laundry is reproducing at an alarming rate, and it's pissing me off.
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Old 07-30-2010, 09:43 PM   #11612
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It's truly unbelievable how delusional some people are. Justice HAS been served. Time to wake up and get over your sense of entitlement.
 

Old 08-02-2010, 09:15 AM   #11613
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Saw this today and thought of an old friend. If I had the resources to buy this, I would in a heartbeat.
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/385148...entertainment/
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Old 08-02-2010, 11:34 PM   #11614
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It should be a state law, that mean tween-age girls should be thrown in the stocks. Both the little bitches who were supposed to attend my daughter's birthday party finked out within 24 hours of each other, and the poor kid got her bike stolen, all in one weekend.

Got my mama lion all up.
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Old 08-03-2010, 12:05 AM   #11615
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It should be a state law, that mean tween-age girls should be thrown in the stocks. Both the little bitches who were supposed to attend my daughter's birthday party finked out within 24 hours of each other, and the poor kid got her bike stolen, all in one weekend.

Got my mama lion all up.
That sucks. I'm gonna go mama lion on her (and your) behalf!
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Old 08-16-2010, 12:22 PM   #11616
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Got married recently and it seems that, despite my initial frustration at having to wait to have sex with her, it paid off. We were exhausted after the reception, but long story short, it was pretty much the perfect first time for both of us. Just the right amount of of pain to boost my ego (lol) but nothing too bad for her, I lasted for about 15 minutes and it ended with simultaneous orgasms (and a vaginal one for her, to boot!).

I love my wife.
 

Old 08-16-2010, 08:48 PM   #11617
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congrats, TD!

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Old 08-16-2010, 09:09 PM   #11618
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Thanks! We're both thrilled with exploring this new facet of our sex lives and I think she really appreciates all the time I've spent on, and the advice I've gleaned from Lit.
 

Old 08-20-2010, 04:15 PM   #11619
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Just a blurt to let my friends in HT Land know that I'm still alive. My computer isn't, unfortunately, so I'm using my husband's ancient computer (with Windows 98, and, yeah, I can see you fuckers laughing! ) to check my email.

So, anyway, after seven years of doing the SAHM thing and sitting on the couch eating bonbons all day, I'm going back to work on Monday. I'll be back at my undergraduate alma mater, doing the adjunct instructor thing. I'm really excited! As much as I've enjoyed having the opportunity to stay home with my girls, I'm actually kinda glad to get back to work, even if it is only part-time.

I'm pretty limited as to where I can go and what I can do when I'm online, so you probably won't see me that much until I'm in a position to replace my computer.

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Old 08-20-2010, 04:52 PM   #11620
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Just a blurt to let my friends in HT Land know that I'm still alive. My computer isn't, unfortunately, so I'm using my husband's ancient computer (with Windows 98, and, yeah, I can see you fuckers laughing! ) to check my email.

So, anyway, after seven years of doing the SAHM thing and sitting on the couch eating bonbons all day, I'm going back to work on Monday. I'll be back at my undergraduate alma mater, doing the adjunct instructor thing. I'm really excited! As much as I've enjoyed having the opportunity to stay home with my girls, I'm actually kinda glad to get back to work, even if it is only part-time.

I'm pretty limited as to where I can go and what I can do when I'm online, so you probably won't see me that much until I'm in a position to replace my computer.

Congrats on getting the heck out of bon-bon land and going back to to teaching. Have a great year!
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Old 08-20-2010, 09:59 PM   #11621
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Congrats on getting the heck out of bon-bon land and going back to to teaching. Have a great year!
Thanks!

Because of my computer's recent demise, I almost missed out on the opportunity to teach this fall. Preparing my syllabi has been a challenge; in fact, I'm going to have to go to my mom's house tomorrow just to print them because my printer won't work with this old computer. My new office is one of the few offices for adjuncts that doesn't have a computer in it, but I don't have to share office space with any other instructors. It's a shitty office, but it's all mine!

Unfortunately, I won't get a paycheck until the end of September, so my mom is going to take pity on me and buy me an inexpensive laptop this weekend. I might be back online sooner rather than later!
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Old 08-21-2010, 12:08 AM   #11622
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That's pretty exciting, I'm happy for you and I hope it all goes well!
 

Old 08-22-2010, 03:09 AM   #11623
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Old 08-24-2010, 07:17 AM   #11624
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Congrats, TD!!

My blurt: I received my score reports from a significant exam today and I passed!! Woot!
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Old 08-24-2010, 10:11 PM   #11625
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Ok, I'll blurt:
My cute Japanese girl friend groped my boobs at 80's night. I guess she was hungry like the wolf. It was awesome. My husband didn't think it was quite as awesome.
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