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Old 12-25-2009, 01:27 PM   #11301
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They should re-name it Chocolate-OMG-My-Tastebuds-Just-Had-An-Orgasm.

I am happy.
I'm oh-so-happy to see my favorite people again
 

Old 12-26-2009, 01:39 AM   #11302
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I swear, half of my Facebook friends are gutter-sluts-turned-born-again-Christians. When it's not hurl-worthy, it makes for some entertaining reading.
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Old 12-26-2009, 02:03 AM   #11303
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I'm oh-so-happy to see my favorite people again
OMGOMGOMGOMG!!

Well, it's about time!
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Old 12-26-2009, 04:05 AM   #11304
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I swear, half of my Facebook friends are gutter-sluts-turned-born-again-Christians. When it's not hurl-worthy, it makes for some entertaining reading.


 

Old 12-26-2009, 03:23 PM   #11305
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That's fucking awesome!
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Old 12-26-2009, 07:08 PM   #11306
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That's fucking awesome!
"I facebook like you cock." priceless.
 

Old 12-26-2009, 08:20 PM   #11307
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"I facebook like you cock." priceless.
I would just die.


That was hilarious, though.
 

Old 12-27-2009, 09:56 PM   #11308
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Old 12-28-2009, 06:22 PM   #11309
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Okay.....here's how it goes. If I'm on vacation and not in the office for another week and you pick up something on my behalf to do, then DO IT. Don't just "accept" it to bring it to me later--YOU are the person who needs to do the work and process it.

fucking clowns.
 

Old 01-01-2010, 09:17 PM   #11310
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Old 01-04-2010, 11:07 AM   #11311
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boy, you buy one sex toy from amazon and look at what it does to your recommendations!

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Old 01-04-2010, 08:11 PM   #11312
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they need to come up with a better looking pair of 3d glasses. After seeing Avatar this past weekend i realized that I looked like one of those old infomercials for blue blocker sunglasses. I swear I looked down at my wrist for a med-a-lert bracelet at least twice....
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Old 01-15-2010, 07:45 AM   #11313
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i just watched the schoolhouse rocks DVD last night. it's amazing how much honest to goodness knowledge is stuffed into those lyrics!

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Old 01-15-2010, 10:38 AM   #11314
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Making slow progress. I'm tired of hurting.
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Old 01-15-2010, 10:48 AM   #11315
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Wow! Chris is the MAN!!!
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I Feel It Move Acrosse My Skin
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Spiral Out. Keep Going.
 

Old 01-16-2010, 01:18 AM   #11316
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i'm sinking again, bad.
 

Old 01-17-2010, 08:09 PM   #11317
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:09 PM   #11318
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i think i'm going to start using a salutation from serenity here.

have good sex! :>

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Old 01-19-2010, 10:56 PM   #11319
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I'm tired of dealing with misguided people.
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Old 01-20-2010, 05:48 AM   #11320
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I'm tired of dealing with people.
*nods*
 

Old 01-20-2010, 10:15 AM   #11321
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*nods*
Except me, right?
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Old 01-20-2010, 06:33 PM   #11322
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How nice to see several of my favorite people all clumped together on this here thread. . . er um, well that sounded dirty, but I swear that it wasn't intentional this time.
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Old 01-20-2010, 11:58 PM   #11323
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:23 PM   #11324
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I'm trying to figure out how this day, a day that started off so nicely, became such a train wreck. Sometimes, family sucks!
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Old 01-24-2010, 01:33 AM   #11325
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[shameless self-promotion]

So maddbradd was watching MMA fights on TV, and when the camera went to the woman who was holding up the round cards, he said, "You know, except for the huge fake boobs, your body is kinda starting to look like hers!"


In other news: Happy Lit anniversary to me!

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