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Old 10-03-2009, 08:03 AM   #11101
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The tooth fairy is a cheapskate at our house--just a Sacajawea or Susan B. Anthony Dollar. For some reason, the girls think they're awesome!
Us, too. A crisp, new one dollar bill or a dollar coin is the going rate for a tooth in our house. Except for the first tooth; the tooth fairy left a small gift and the dollar for that one.

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Old 10-08-2009, 02:54 PM   #11102
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It bugs me that doctors (and patients) are so quick to opt for C-Sections.
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Old 10-08-2009, 04:14 PM   #11103
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Old 10-08-2009, 09:11 PM   #11104
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It bugs me that doctors (and patients) are so quick to opt for C-Sections.
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Old 10-08-2009, 11:05 PM   #11105
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Old 10-08-2009, 11:31 PM   #11106
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You selling it or making it?

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Old 10-09-2009, 12:48 AM   #11107
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It bugs me that doctors (and patients) are so quick to opt for C-Sections.
Only on golf days.

I remember reading a study many years ago that there was one particular day of the week that outranked all others by a considerable margin, as a favourite for C-sections, infer what you will.
 

Old 10-09-2009, 03:42 AM   #11108
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It echoes in here at 3:40 in the morning.
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Old 10-09-2009, 07:11 AM   #11109
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Only on golf days.

I remember reading a study many years ago that there was one particular day of the week that outranked all others by a considerable margin, as a favourite for C-sections, infer what you will.
In the U.S, that wouldn't be 12/31 would it?

From a tax standpoint that would be a great day to have a baby. One of my girls was due (and born) in January and it occured to me to ask to be induced in late December. Of course, I didn't act on that...we laughed and dismissed the idea immediately.
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:45 AM   #11110
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doing the dance of vacation day joy

I have off today! Woohoo! Yay! Whoopee!

No more claims and no more schnooks! No more biller's (or director's for that matter) dirty looks! I'm free!

(Let's face it, I seriously need some time off.)
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Old 10-09-2009, 03:14 PM   #11111
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Old 10-09-2009, 06:03 PM   #11112
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Old 10-09-2009, 06:14 PM   #11113
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So just why do women go after the bad boys?

If he fucks you over I really have no sympathy for you.
 

Old 10-09-2009, 06:27 PM   #11114
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So just why do women go after the bad boys?

If he fucks you over I really have no sympathy for you.
**Sorry~responding in the blurt thread* The romantic idea of taming the bad boy is very appealing, I think. But you're right, it's not so smart.
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Old 10-09-2009, 06:36 PM   #11115
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I have off today! Woohoo! Yay! Whoopee!

No more claims and no more schnooks! No more biller's (or director's for that matter) dirty looks! I'm free!

(Let's face it, I seriously need some time off.)
*Checks news services for Governor assassinations.*
 

Old 10-09-2009, 08:57 PM   #11116
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I've missed you guys immensely.
OMG! So nice to see you lurking here again!
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Tipsy for the first time in. . . I don't know when.

Heh. I originally wrote "tispy."
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Tipsy for the first time in. . . I don't know when.

Heh. I originally wrote "tispy."
Oooh, we haven't had a punk droster for a loong time.

Could this lead to drunk sex?
 

Old 10-09-2009, 10:36 PM   #11119
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One can only hope.
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Old 10-09-2009, 11:04 PM   #11120
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I agree. Good to see you stranger.
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Old 10-10-2009, 12:31 AM   #11121
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You selling it or making it?

(My son used to be a Cub Scout way back when.)
We're selling it. I'm tripping over boxes every time I turn around.
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It echoes in here at 3:40 in the morning.
My head echoes at 3:40 in the morning. Does that count?!?
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Old 10-10-2009, 10:18 AM   #11123
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mine does, but that's owing to the concert last night.



there is no experience quite like a 3+ hour singalong with tens of thousands of others. damn. hell of a way to close out that venue.

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Old 10-10-2009, 02:59 PM   #11124
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Old 10-10-2009, 10:40 PM   #11125
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