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Old 10-16-2006, 01:46 PM   #6376
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ow!

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You are so going to need more than that measly little icepack when i'm done with you.
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Old 10-16-2006, 01:50 PM   #6377
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yank: great, so i'm back to being a malevolent pixie, i see... :>

SJ: yeah, all i hear over there is a lot of bluster, missy.

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Old 10-16-2006, 01:53 PM   #6378
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I see I'm going to need something bigger than a trout.

[marlin smacks silver]

[pokes him with the pointy end of the marlin just for good measure]

I will use that thing again if you don't watch it.
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Old 10-16-2006, 02:01 PM   #6379
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I am infuriatingly stubborn and obtuse, sometimes at the same flipping time.
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Old 10-16-2006, 02:08 PM   #6380
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{{phaedre}}

i can only offer you hugs and....ohhh...chocolate?
Thank you the offer but I shall pass on the chocolate as I am fasting tonight.

The bath isn't quite as yellow now thank goodness & it'll fade eventually. I've done it before but I was rather 'out of it' this morning when I was working my way through the chores and didn't notice I had picked up the wong bottle until it was too late.

The hugs are much appreciated.
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Old 10-16-2006, 02:22 PM   #6381
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I am spending too much time today sitting in front of the computer, reading.

I am sorely tempted to keep right on doing it.
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Old 10-16-2006, 02:29 PM   #6382
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I am spending too much time today sitting in front of the computer, reading.

I am sorely tempted to keep right on doing it.
Go for it. I'm on chapter 14.
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Old 10-16-2006, 02:31 PM   #6383
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Go for it. I'm on chapter 14.
Oh Poop! I forgot to look at what chapter I was on. 17? 18? I think...
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Old 10-16-2006, 02:40 PM   #6384
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I've spent the day writing instead of doing the work I get paid for.
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Old 10-16-2006, 02:41 PM   #6385
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shouldn't this be in the "what feeds my soul" thread? :>

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Old 10-16-2006, 02:48 PM   #6386
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shouldn't this be in the "what feeds my soul" thread? :>

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I'll let you know once I get over feeling...ummm...I don't know and decide if I thinks it good enough to do something with.
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Old 10-16-2006, 02:53 PM   #6387
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i'm sure that it's better than you believe. :>

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Old 10-16-2006, 03:12 PM   #6388
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i'm sure that it's better than you believe. :>

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We'll see. I'm still stuck on a spot, and I am totally new to writing in this genre.
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Old 10-16-2006, 03:17 PM   #6389
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do i need to threaten you w/ piscine pugilism?

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Old 10-16-2006, 03:31 PM   #6390
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do i need to threaten you w/ piscine pugilism?

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Do I need to bring out the marlin with the pointy nose?


Apropos of nothing: I have the coolest fucking friends.
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Old 10-16-2006, 03:36 PM   #6391
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marlin? you wanna start talking about b-rate baseball teams, be my guest...

...

[ducks]

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Old 10-16-2006, 03:41 PM   #6392
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marlin? you wanna start talking about b-rate baseball teams, be my guest...

...

[ducks]

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Hmmm...

[grabs a swordfish that she keeps handy]

[buffets silver about the head knocking him backwards]

[stands with the tip end of the swordfish's bill placed strategically near the inseam of his pants]

Do you really want to go that route, dear Silver?
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Old 10-16-2006, 03:43 PM   #6393
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you know, that wasn't very nice, SJ. i'll just have to find a way to wiggle out of this...

ah!

[distracts SJ w/ scary pics of chinese footbinding]

[scampers off, stage left]

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Old 10-16-2006, 03:43 PM   #6394
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Hmmm...

[grabs a swordfish that she keeps handy]

[buffets silver about the head knocking him backwards]

[stands with the tip end of the swordfish's bill placed strategically near the inseam of his pants]

Do you really want to go that route, dear Silver?
So...are we doing a fishy re-creation of that famous scene from 9 to 5 where Dolly Parton offers to change her boss from a rooster to a hen in one shot?
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Old 10-16-2006, 03:44 PM   #6395
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Do I need to bring out the marlin with the pointy nose?


Apropos of nothing: I have the coolest fucking friends.
This seems like such a great idea (I know, sometimes a great notion, eh SJ?). I mean, some guys have poker friends and some gals have bosom buddies. I'd like a few fucking friends.
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Old 10-16-2006, 03:48 PM   #6396
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you know, that wasn't very nice, SJ. i'll just have to find a way to wiggle out of this...

ah!

[distracts SJ w/ scary pics of chinese footbinding]

[scampers off, stage left]

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[listens gleefully as SW gets caught in the live trap just off stage]
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Old 10-16-2006, 04:21 PM   #6397
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[from far off-stage]

ow!



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Old 10-16-2006, 04:26 PM   #6398
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This seems like such a great idea (I know, sometimes a great notion, eh SJ?). I mean, some guys have poker friends and some gals have bosom buddies. I'd like a few fucking friends.
[stabs MWY with a spork]




Is that a waffle sandwich?!?!?!
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Old 10-16-2006, 04:30 PM   #6399
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i've often wondered what it would be like to have chicken & waffles.

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Old 10-16-2006, 04:34 PM   #6400
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i've often wondered what it would be like to have chicken & waffles.

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Chicken and waffles?!?
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