Old 11-05-2013, 09:06 PM   #1
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Wink D*ck Maintenance

<< Cl*ick to learn about maintaining your d*ck.
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Old 11-08-2013, 01:51 PM   #2
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The big black caulk!?! I thought I was going to die laughing!
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Old 11-08-2013, 01:56 PM   #3
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Old 11-08-2013, 02:54 PM   #4
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So wrong yet SO freaking Hilarious
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Old 11-08-2013, 03:25 PM   #5
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I can't get anything to come up. It's just a jpg pic
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Old 11-08-2013, 04:00 PM   #6
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Hilarious! That made my week.
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Oh so funny. Those crazy Kiwi's. I wonder if night pays such close attention to his d*ck?!
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Old 11-08-2013, 04:48 PM   #8
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Oh so funny. Those crazy Kiwi's. I wonder if night pays such close attention to his d*ck?!
Hey rainy, do you have a d*ck?
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Old 11-08-2013, 05:20 PM   #9
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I've got a lovely big d*ck! How about you?
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Old 11-08-2013, 05:22 PM   #10
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I've got a lovely big d*ck! How about you?
Sadly, my d*ck is missing, I have a patio.
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Old 11-08-2013, 05:25 PM   #11
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Old 11-08-2013, 05:28 PM   #12
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I'd let you on my d*ck.
Even if I made a mess on it?
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Old 11-08-2013, 05:39 PM   #13
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Oh so funny. Those crazy Kiwi's. I wonder if night pays such close attention to his d*ck?!
I think he mentioned in a recent PM that he has done some work around someone else's d*ck.

No suit, no tie, and working with his hands.
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Old 11-08-2013, 05:48 PM   #14
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I can't get anything to come up. It's just a jpg pic
Me also, but I found it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw
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I don't mind a little mess.
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Old 11-08-2013, 06:45 PM   #16
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I think he mentioned in a recent PM that he has done some work around someone else's d*ck.

No suit, no tie, and working with his hands.
True. He may have been oiling someone's deck.
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Old 11-09-2013, 01:55 AM   #17
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Reminds me of these:

Big Deck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ7Ue5emo6I

And of course caulk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiPkYt09awo
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Old 11-12-2013, 02:49 PM   #18
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These are so funny. LOL
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