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Worst- Present - EVER

Thread starter lilminx
Start date Dec 21, 2005

lilminx

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Dec 21, 2005

#1

Originally the worst present I had ever gotten was last year from a White Elephant gift exchange- DVDs of "Old Yeller" and "Mind Meld" (with Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner).

Today's present takes the cake. I just received a really ugly dreamcather with eagles all over it. Now, I could understand -to some extent- if it was a regift. However, my co-teacher got the exact same gift, which means that this person actually went out and bought two of them.

I have no idea why it would occur to these people that I would possibly want it.

Looking on the bright side, I have a great gift for the White Elephant gift exchange tomorrow.

U

Unccwhitegurl

I'm in luv wit a Stripper

Dec 21, 2005

#2

lilminx said:
Originally the worst present I had ever gotten was last year from a White Elephant gift exchange- DVDs of "Old Yeller" and "Mind Meld" (with Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner).

Today's present takes the cake. I just received a really ugly dreamcather with eagles all over it. Now, I could understand -to some extent- if it was a regift. However, my co-teacher got the exact same gift, which means that this person actually went out and bought two of them.

I have no idea why it would occur to these people that I would possibly want it.

Looking on the bright side, I have a great gift for the White Elephant gift exchange tomorrow.

Your a teacher?
that is my major...Elem. Edu to be exact...if u want u can contact me i would love a mentor...wierd reply i know

Dillinger

Guerrilla Ontologist

Dec 21, 2005

#3

Thank goddess for gift exchanges.

Though, the Mind Meld DVD doesn't sound all that bad... *grin*

Delicacy

Unidentified Cloud Object

Dec 21, 2005

#4

lilminx said:
Looking on the bright side, I have a great gift for the White Elephant gift exchange tomorrow.

I'm regifting for the first time. It's box CD set of Reno 9-11. I have no idea what Reno 9-11 is, but judging by the cover, it's a raunchy, "Married With Children" type of TV show about cops or something.

I'll trade you this treasured CD set for your eagle dreamcatcher? Least I know about eagles...

Dillinger

Guerrilla Ontologist

Dec 21, 2005

#5

Delicacy said:
I'm regifting for the first time. It's box CD set of Reno 9-11. I have no idea what Reno 9-11 is, but judging by the cover, it's a raunchy, "Married With Children" type of TV show about cops or something.

I'll trade you this treasured CD set for your eagle dreamcatcher? Least I know about eagles...

Reno 911 is HILARIOUS... check it out on the Comedy Central website.

vanelane

Literotica Guru

Dec 21, 2005

#6

Unccwhitegurl said:
Your a teacher?
that is my major...Elem. Edu to be exact...if u want u can contact me i would love a mentor...wierd reply i know

I thought we got that apostrophe problem dealt with earlier today! Teacher, huh? Heaven help us.

marshalt

You guys are dicks...

Dec 21, 2005

#7

I thought it was the thought that counted...

sticky_keyboard

Luddy's still decomposing

Dec 21, 2005

#8

Unccwhitegurl said:
Your a teacher?
that is my major...Elem. Edu to be exact...if u want u can contact me i would love a mentor...wierd reply i know

I feel sorry for the kids in your English classes.

breakwall

CANDU Reactor™

Dec 21, 2005

#9

Unccwhitegurl said:
You're a teacher?
That is my major...Elem. Edu to be exact...if you want you may contact me. I would love a mentor...wierd reply I know.

See me after class.

Cool Steel

Really Really Experienced

Dec 21, 2005

#10

lilminx said:
Originally the worst present I had ever gotten was last year from a White Elephant gift exchange- DVDs of "Old Yeller" and "Mind Meld" (with Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner).

That’s to damn funny. I just caught a show last night (I think it was called "The Office") where they did the same thing. They were trading stuff like oven mitts, stupid posters, tea-pots and shit like that. Laughed my ass off! This one guy actually admitted that he forgot all about it and put his ugly ass plaid jacket in a bag as a gift.

lilminx

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Dec 21, 2005

#11

Unccwhitegurl said:
Your a teacher?
that is my major...Elem. Edu to be exact...if u want u can contact me i would love a mentor...wierd reply i know

Yes, I'm a teacher. If you have any questions, feel free to PM me; however, it's difficult to mentor someone in a different state and online.

I agree with Dilly- Reno 911! is a really funny show. I'd trade you that for my ugly dreamcatcher any day.

sticky_keyboard

Luddy's still decomposing

Dec 21, 2005

#12

breakwall said:
See me after class.

Be sure to correct the weird spelling of weird, too. (Unless she's wired.)

breakwall

CANDU Reactor™

Dec 21, 2005

#13

Last year I got a flashlight with no batteries and a burned-out bulb.

Will trade for examples of Native American Kitsch.

lilminx

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Dec 21, 2005

#14

marshalt said:
I thought it was the thought that counted...

I honestly would have rather just had a card.

Cool Steel- I love that show- I love how he changed it from a Secret Santa thing to a Yankee Swap, just because he got a potholder.

scrymettet

Silly chocolate angel

Dec 21, 2005

#15

Regift stuff.
Does somebody buy it or does it appear out of bark matter ?

huskie

Recovering

Dec 21, 2005

#16

When I was seven my great grand mother gave me a lamp.... WTF?? all she had to do was go to the toy store and for one lousy buck she could'a got me a bag of toy soliders... Bitch...

Then when I was 16 my grandmother gave me a par of spider man underroos.... I have NEVER forgiven that old hag for that either... I pee all over her toilet seat every time I go visit her, now....

marshalt

You guys are dicks...

Dec 21, 2005

#17

lilminx said:
I honestly would have rather just had a card.

And I'd rather get nothing than my grandparents' usual shit they get me, but at least it's something.

Just pretend it is a card and you can chuck it a week later.

BBWetKitty

kiss my big toe.

Dec 21, 2005

#18

When I was young, I woke up on Christmas morning full of promises to come. I had to wait and go feed the animals first. So I sludged out to the barn, fed the horse, fed the goat, went to feed the rabbit....and it was frozen solid. The wind had blown the insulation off overnight and the poor thing was a bunnycicle. I cried and cried. That was the worst Christmas present ever.

huskie

Recovering

Dec 21, 2005

#19

BBWetKitty said:
When I was young, I woke up on Christmas morning full of promises to come. I had to wait and go feed the animals first. So I sludged out to the barn, fed the horse, fed the goat, went to feed the rabbit....and it was frozen solid. The wind had blown the insulation off overnight and the poor thing was a bunnycicle. I cried and cried. That was the worst Christmas present ever.

dang... that's sad

When I was a boy, we were so poor that if I didn't wake up with a hard-on... I had nothing to play with Christmas morning

breakwall

CANDU Reactor™

Dec 21, 2005

#20

This one time, my friends sent me out to get a Christmas tree. I was surrounded by sharp looking fake trees, aluminum, plastic, polycarbon...but there was this one little real tree, so forlorn that I just had to take it back and...

...oh wait...

marshalt

You guys are dicks...

Dec 21, 2005

#21

huskie said:
dang... that's sad

When I was a boy, we were so poor that if I didn't wake up with a hard-on... I had nothing to play with Christmas morning

Fuckin' every morning's like that at my house...

Cool Steel

Really Really Experienced

Dec 21, 2005

#22

BBWetKitty said:
When I was young, I woke up on Christmas morning full of promises to come. I had to wait and go feed the animals first. So I sludged out to the barn, fed the horse, fed the goat, went to feed the rabbit....and it was frozen solid. The wind had blown the insulation off overnight and the poor thing was a bunnycicle. I cried and cried. That was the worst Christmas present ever.

Sorry, I honestly laughed out loud on this one...Bash me if you will, but it was funny...

BBWetKitty

kiss my big toe.

Dec 21, 2005

#23

Cool Steel said:
Sorry, I honestly laughed out loud on this one...Bash me if you will, but it was funny...

Hey, it is funny. Makes me laugh now to think of it. I mean, come on? On Christmas morning? What a disaster.

cheesysusie

Just Me

Dec 21, 2005

#24

When I was 5 or 6, I woke up on Christmas morning with the chicken pox. Then a couple years ago, I got the flu on Christmas Eve and had to be quarantined.

Cool Steel

Really Really Experienced

Dec 21, 2005

#25

BBWetKitty said:
Hey, it is funny. Makes me laugh now to think of it. I mean, come on? On Christmas morning? What a disaster.

I could just picture it in my minds eye. How long before you realized that it was frozen? <still laughing> Reminds me of an old Monty Python skit with a parrot...

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