Originally Posted by NOIRTRASH
Emerson? Help the man out.
Thanks for thinking of me Jimmie.
Actually, some folks have said that you think of me and mention me a great deal. Some even wonder if it is me that keeps our favorite lil' farty-pants coming back to Lit, and I would be remiss in not pointing out to you that your homoeroticism is showing.
As for the OP, I would gladly chime in ol’ Jimbo, but my advice would pale when held up to your make-believe diploma(s), printed pre-internet, after filling out a form in the back pages of a Cavalier stroke book.
But do share with us all again, how you earned it while providing your brand of self-taught psychotherapy to generals on the side, between fucking dozens of lonely housewives and digging latrines on the USS Poppycock during the Vietnam conflict, which was deployed from Jacksonville Naval Base, which coincidentally, was purchased by the navy from your great, great aunt Jackson Johnson, which she sold to them after having the largest plantation on US soil, due to the high cost of housing and feeding all the ungrateful, lazy, black slaves.