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Old 02-25-2006, 02:21 PM   #1
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How To Kill A Date In Four Words...

My mom's coming with.
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Old 02-25-2006, 02:25 PM   #2
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My mom's coming with.
Nothing says "baggage" more than that. Unless it was their ex... But damn that would make a really funny story ("My date with a lover and her ex-").
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Old 02-25-2006, 02:27 PM   #3
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Old 02-25-2006, 02:27 PM   #4
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Old 02-25-2006, 02:28 PM   #5
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Old 02-25-2006, 02:28 PM   #7
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Old 02-25-2006, 02:29 PM   #8
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Old 02-25-2006, 02:31 PM   #9
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I can see where you're coming from but it ain't necessarily true.....

I went on a date with a young lady once a good number of years ago... her mom was down because of boyfriend problems.... we took her along...

To make a long story short... I never had another date with the young lady but i did see the mom off and on for several years...

Really nice lady and i hope her daughter grew up to be just like her...

Hmmmm,

Maybe i need to see if i can find her... she might be worth the time now....
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Old 02-25-2006, 02:33 PM   #10
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Old 02-25-2006, 02:38 PM   #13
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