Old 03-16-2005, 10:20 PM   #126
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"I want my two dollars!" Better Off Dead
I love that quote! The newspaper boy from hell.

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Old 03-16-2005, 10:21 PM   #127
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"I want my two dollars!" Better Off Dead
LOL. I had forgotten about that movie.

That's a damn shame when folks be throwin away a perfectly good white boy like that.
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Old 03-16-2005, 10:35 PM   #128
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Old 03-16-2005, 10:36 PM   #129
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Old 03-16-2005, 10:38 PM   #130
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Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

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Old 03-16-2005, 10:39 PM   #131
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Can't believe no one's gotten on to this one yet, so I'm going to break the ice.

No more finger fucking ol' Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties.

That's 8 inches of prime Alabama black snake and it ain't too goddamned bookoo

I will rip out your eyeballs and skull fuck you.

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Old 03-17-2005, 01:53 AM   #132
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Old 03-17-2005, 08:26 AM   #135
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Lolo: just read throught the overnite returns--super thread you started, hon!

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Old 03-17-2005, 08:46 AM   #136
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Lolo: just read throught the overnite returns--super thread you started, hon!
Thanks Eric Shawn. I'm glad you like it!


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Old 03-17-2005, 08:49 AM   #137
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Old 03-17-2005, 08:51 AM   #138
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"You once called me a warped frustrated old man. What are you but a warped frustrated young man?"
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Old 03-17-2005, 08:58 AM   #140
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Old 03-17-2005, 09:05 AM   #142
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Old 03-17-2005, 09:12 AM   #144
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Old 03-17-2005, 09:19 AM   #149
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