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You're a river rat?! Kayak, canoe, or raft? Have you run the Chattoog? It's a bitch at something like four inches into flood stage. The last set of rapids becomes one big fall that you can't run in anything bigger than a kayak and even then you better be good.

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You're a river rat?! Kayak, canoe, or raft? Have you run the Chattoog? It's a bitch at something like four inches into flood stage. The last set of rapids becomes one big fall that you can't run in anything bigger than a kayak and even then you better be good.

Cool! I'm excited, can you tell?
I've WALKED down around the river! I've never been ON it!
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I'm actually afraid of large bodies of water!
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I'm actually afraid of large bodies of water!
Oh...walked, eh? Did you see all the warning signs? I think that is the only river I've ever seen with as many warnings.

I love the water. The only large body of water that gives me the willies is the ocean when I'm out much too far in a boat that's much too small.

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Well, it IS kind of an ugly river (though better than a lot of the Mississippi). And the good walking areas are fenced off and you have to pay to enjoy them. I took a picture of the fence surrounding the wilderness. Sigh.

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