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03-16-2005, 09:00 PM
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Stubble Trouble
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"Door number three mi'lord."
The executioner - Shrek
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03-16-2005, 09:04 PM
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#102
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Literotica Tofu
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"Wake up."
"I am awake."
"You're eyes are closed."
"Who ya gonna believe?" - Miller's Crossing
"Hail to the king baby" - Army of Darkness
"Want some gopher Everitt?"
"No thank you Delmer, a third of a gopher would just arouse my appetite without bedding her back down." - Oh Brother Where Art Thou
"Sure, I remember Paris; you wore blue, the Germans wore grey." - Casablanca
"Don't threaten me with a dead fish!" - Withnail & I
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your name is very squashy kinda.... its a... happy name  ~ Crimsonblue
You're a maggot of truly uncommon good taste and breeding. ~ Black Shanglan
You sir, are a meaniehead. ~ Vella
Dia suki-mostly ~ Yui
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03-16-2005, 09:10 PM
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#103
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A Different Scene
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I am. I've walked around a bit by the Chatahoochie river park. I live near there.
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You're a river rat?! Kayak, canoe, or raft? Have you run the Chattoog? It's a bitch at something like four inches into flood stage. The last set of rapids becomes one big fall that you can't run in anything bigger than a kayak and even then you better be good.
Cool! I'm excited, can you tell? 
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"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I'll meet you there." Rumi
I hope that you’re not sorry for the choice you made.
I’m finally alive again,
I hope your body’s not your grave.
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa
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03-16-2005, 09:12 PM
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#104
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Fiery
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"I'll have what she's having..." When Harry Met Sally
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03-16-2005, 09:13 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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You're a river rat?! Kayak, canoe, or raft? Have you run the Chattoog? It's a bitch at something like four inches into flood stage. The last set of rapids becomes one big fall that you can't run in anything bigger than a kayak and even then you better be good.
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I've WALKED down around the river! I've never been ON it!
Silly rabbit!
I'm actually afraid of large bodies of water!
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
Evil Alpaca's Stories
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03-16-2005, 09:14 PM
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Verbose
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"It's your mom, dude." Ted, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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03-16-2005, 09:16 PM
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Fiery
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Silly rabbit!
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03-16-2005, 09:22 PM
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Southern culture liason
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I'm not bad, I'm just drawn this way. Jessica Rabbit.
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Democracy is two wolves and a rabbit voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed rabbit preventing the vote from being enforced.
Sometimes, seeing the light is simply a matter of pulling your head out of your ass.
All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Sir Winston Churchill
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03-16-2005, 09:26 PM
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Stubble Trouble
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Willow
"Hey, Peck...get me some water...or you'll diiiiie...!"
-MADMARTIGAN
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Playgrounder #132
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03-16-2005, 09:26 PM
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#110
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Verbose
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"That's no moon. That's a space station."
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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03-16-2005, 09:27 PM
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A Different Scene
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Originally Posted by Evil Alpaca
I've WALKED down around the river! I've never been ON it!
Silly rabbit!
I'm actually afraid of large bodies of water!
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Oh...walked, eh? Did you see all the warning signs? I think that is the only river I've ever seen with as many warnings.
I love the water. The only large body of water that gives me the willies is the ocean when I'm out much too far in a boat that's much too small. 
And so this isn't a total threadjack:
Kid: Hold it, hold it! What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? (suspiciously) Is this a kissing book?
--- THE PRINCESS BRIDE
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"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I'll meet you there." Rumi
I hope that you’re not sorry for the choice you made.
I’m finally alive again,
I hope your body’s not your grave.
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa
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03-16-2005, 09:28 PM
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Literotica Guru
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You call that begging? - Go Go Yubari in Kill Bill Vol. 1
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The truth may be out there, but the lies are in your head. - Terry Pratchett
Rob is deep, thoughtful and so very empathetic. He too can take the load of a bad day off. - Colleen Thomas. I treasure these words even more now. Goodbye Colleen.
Place you can find me on the Web My Web Page Facebook
Now for sale: Quick Pieces Of Kink
My stuff
My Colleen Thomas memorial piece. I Can't Have Her
Now Available from Phaze The Gift Discovery.
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03-16-2005, 09:29 PM
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Southern culture liason
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Bluto
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Democracy is two wolves and a rabbit voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed rabbit preventing the vote from being enforced.
Sometimes, seeing the light is simply a matter of pulling your head out of your ass.
All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Sir Winston Churchill
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03-16-2005, 09:29 PM
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Verbose
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"I'll think of you as dead until my husband makes you so. And then I'll think of you no more." Jessica Lange, Rob Roy
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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03-16-2005, 09:31 PM
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Fiery
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"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well. Dream of large women."
Westley, The Princess Bride
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03-16-2005, 09:35 PM
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#116
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Phat'n'Phluffy
Evil Alpaca is offline
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Originally Posted by yui
Oh...walked, eh? Did you see all the warning signs? I think that is the only river I've ever seen with as many warnings.
I love the water. The only large body of water that gives me the willies is the ocean when I'm out much too far in a boat that's much too small.
And so this isn't a total threadjack:
Kid: Hold it, hold it! What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? (suspiciously) Is this a kissing book?
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Well, it IS kind of an ugly river (though better than a lot of the Mississippi). And the good walking areas are fenced off and you have to pay to enjoy them. I took a picture of the fence surrounding the wilderness. Sigh.
"You check the first dead naked butler we find and I will check the second."
--Murder by Death
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
Evil Alpaca's Stories
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03-16-2005, 09:39 PM
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Stubble Trouble
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Willow
"I'm Willow Ufgood. I'm a magician." *bavmorda laughs* "I'm a *great* magician."
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Playgrounder #132
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03-16-2005, 09:41 PM
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Southern culture liason
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The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one. Spock.
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Democracy is two wolves and a rabbit voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed rabbit preventing the vote from being enforced.
Sometimes, seeing the light is simply a matter of pulling your head out of your ass.
All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Sir Winston Churchill
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03-16-2005, 09:43 PM
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Silver-Tongued Papist
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Bluto
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God heap blessings upon you
Same movie:
"She'll take this seriously."
"Hey, you fucked up. You trusted us!"
"Daniel Simpson Day ... has no grade point average."
"The Negroes took our dates!"
"She was going to make me ... *sob* ... a pot!"
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03-16-2005, 09:54 PM
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Some where else
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"Do you cook lamb with the hair on or off?" Western Union
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I'm moving on to greener pastures. It's been fun, Take care... Y'All can reach me at
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03-16-2005, 09:55 PM
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Southern culture liason
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"What the fuck is a robster craw?" Booger
"Yoohoo....Sexy American girlfriend". Donger
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Democracy is two wolves and a rabbit voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed rabbit preventing the vote from being enforced.
Sometimes, seeing the light is simply a matter of pulling your head out of your ass.
All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Sir Winston Churchill
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03-16-2005, 09:58 PM
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Some where else
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"Do you cook lamb with the hair on or off?" Western Union
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Response "Off."
"You're hired!"
All from Western Union starring Randolph Scott
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I'm moving on to greener pastures. It's been fun, Take care... Y'All can reach me at
msboy8@yahoo.com
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03-16-2005, 10:04 PM
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Southern culture liason
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"What nice knockers you have." "Sank you doktor."
"Abby Normal. Yes, that's it"
"You little zipperneck"
"Do you call yourself Froedrick?"
"I thought that hump was on the other side." "What hump?"
Young Frankenstein
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Democracy is two wolves and a rabbit voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed rabbit preventing the vote from being enforced.
Sometimes, seeing the light is simply a matter of pulling your head out of your ass.
All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Sir Winston Churchill
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03-16-2005, 10:18 PM
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Verbose
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"I want my two dollars!" Better Off Dead
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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03-16-2005, 10:20 PM
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Silver-Tongued Papist
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"Now ain't that a shame. People throwin' out a perfectly good white boy."
-- Better Off Dead
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