Old 03-16-2005, 08:10 PM   #76
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Now I wanna listen to that music!

"Squeal like a pig!"
I actually have dueling banjos in my computer. If you can get past the visual of Ned Beatty that inevitably pops into your head when you hear it, it's a helluva piece of music.

I always remember the one liners from comedies.

Donger need food

'Scuse me while I whip dis out

The whole scene from Weird Science when they're in the black bar:

Fats man, let me tell you my story. Last year I was insane for this crazy little 8th grade bitch.
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Old 03-16-2005, 08:35 PM   #77
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Old 03-16-2005, 08:39 PM   #78
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God, I love that line. My whole family uses it at the most inappropriate times imaginable.
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Old 03-16-2005, 08:41 PM   #79
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Rooster Cockburn - "Fill your hands you son-of-a-bitch"

Taggart (to Hedley Lamarr) "You use your mouth pertier than a $10 whore."
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Old 03-16-2005, 08:53 PM   #80
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That song was one of the things that got me interested in bluegrass, and I heard it playing when I was driving through the South.

A comedian once said (regarding the Olympics in Atlanta), "I wonder if they realize the river they're using for the kayak races is the same one they filmed Deliverance on. And if Ned Beatty can't make it down that river, a Frenchman in bicycle shorts don't stand a chance."
Funny, EA! I have been rafting on the Chattooga (sp?) River where "Deliverance" was filmed. It's a fierce river; class 4 rapids, and more than one set of them. We ate lunch where the "love scene" was filmed…



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Old 03-16-2005, 08:55 PM   #81
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Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.

--- THE FIFTH ELEMENT
"Multipass. Multipass!"
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Old 03-16-2005, 09:03 PM   #82
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"Multipass. Multipass!"

"Yes, she knows it's a multipass! Anyways, we're in love."
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Old 03-16-2005, 09:07 PM   #83
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"Yes, she knows it's a multipass! Anyways, we're in love."
"Big-Badda-Boom. Right. I got that part."
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Old 03-16-2005, 09:22 PM   #84
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"Big-Badda-Boom. Right. I got that part."
Shouldn't we post the Movie/speaker if we know it?

"Round up the usual suspects." - Casablanca
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Shouldn't we post the Movie/speaker if we know it?

"Round up the usual suspects." - Casablanca
Those ones were all from the Fifth Element.

"Damn" too many movies to count
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Shouldn't we post the Movie/speaker if we know it?

"Round up the usual suspects." - Casablanca

Sorry, I was on a little stream of consciousness thing with Yui and Bruce Willis.

"What is that thing, Mommy?"
"It's an electric ear cleaner."
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Old 03-16-2005, 09:30 PM   #89
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Now I see this clearly.
My whole life is pointed in one direction.
There never has been a choice for me.


Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat.
Some nights I clean off the blood.


Loneliness has followed me my whole life everywhere.
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I'm God's lonely man.

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Those ones were all from the Fifth Element.

"Damn" too many movies to count
I didn't say I didn't know the movie, I just spoke up for others that might not.
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Funny, EA! I have been rafting on the Chattooga (sp?) River where "Deliverance" was filmed. It's a fierce river; class 4 rapids, and more than one set of them. We ate lunch where the "love scene" was filmed…



Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
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So you're a hardcore river rat then? Mind if I ask you some questions about that sometime? I've got an idea for a story based on that.

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Fergus: "Is that wise?"

Dil: "Nothing's wise."

(The Crying Game)

And great near-final line: "Call me Fergus."
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Some other Blazin Saddles classics:

Somebody's gonna have to back to town and get a shit load of dimes.

What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin on here?

Piss on you. I work for Mel Brooks.

Please.....You're making a German spectacle of yourself.


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Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life son. Animal House

Great, I've gotta bunk with a guy named after a ducks dork. 16 candles.
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Funny, EA! I have been rafting on the Chattooga (sp?) River where "Deliverance" was filmed. It's a fierce river; class 4 rapids, and more than one set of them. We ate lunch where the "love scene" was filmed…
Chatahoochie River.
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Favorite Blazing Saddles line:

"Oh, it's twoo! It's twoo!"
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Favorite Blazing Saddles line:

"Oh, it's twoo! It's twoo!"
I like Mongo's lines.. but I can't recall them at the moment.
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So you're a hardcore river rat then? Mind if I ask you some questions about that sometime? I've got an idea for a story based on that.

Not hardcore, but I know a wee bit about it. Sure, questions are always welcome.

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Chatahoochie River.
The Chattooga is a whitewater river in North Georgia. Lots of fun, but not for the casual whitewater enthusiast without a guide!

I think the Chatahoochie is one of those calm southern rivers that looks more like a lake, but I'm honestly not familiar with it.
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Favorite Blazing Saddles line:

"Oh, it's twoo! It's twoo!"

Mine is,:

"Don't move, or the black man gets it!"

and

"Where the white women at?"
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Not hardcore, but I know a wee bit about it. Sure, questions are always welcome.



The Chattooga is a whitewater river in North Georgia. Lots of fun, but not for the casual whitewater enthusiast without a guide!

I think the Chatahoochie is one of those calm southern rivers that looks more like a lake, but I'm honestly not familiar with it.
I am. I've walked around a bit by the Chatahoochie river park. I live near there.
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Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

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