Old 05-04-2008, 08:51 AM   #951
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From Clue:

Col. Mustard : How many husbands have you had?

Mrs. White : Mine or other womens?

Col. Mustard : Yours!

Mrs. White : Five

C. Mustard: Five?

M. White : Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like kleenex; soft, strong and disposable.
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:07 AM   #952
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:14 AM   #953
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Old 12-08-2012, 07:56 AM   #954
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From the movie Goon...

Doug Glatt: Where's Laflamme?

Gord Ogilvie: Probably giving herpes to some single mother in the parking lot.

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Eva: You make me wanna stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.

Doug Glatt: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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