Old 03-16-2005, 04:39 PM   #51
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" ... the fact that my gun has the words 'Desert Eagle .50' on the side, and that your gun has the word 'replica' ..."

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

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Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.


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Now I wanna listen to that music!

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I worked a year in a KFC in the town where James Dickey (the author of "Deliverance") went to college. I and another employee used humming the banjo tune as a code for "here comes a live one" - like the man who inevitably came in in overalls with an undershirt, a baseball cap, a huge bushy beard, and a golf-ball-sized wad of chewing tobacco in his mouth, through which he would place his order. One had two unenviable options: watch his mouth (and thereby the tobacco) closely to follow what he was saying, or ask him to repeat it and prolong his presence in close proximity. Ah, the joys.

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I worked a year in a KFC in the town where James Dickey (the author of "Deliverance") went to college. I and another employee used humming the banjo tune as a code for "here comes a live one" - like the man who inevitably came in in overalls with an undershirt, a baseball cap, a huge bushy beard, and a golf-ball-sized wad of chewing tobacco in his mouth, through which he would place his order. One had two unenviable options: watch his mouth (and thereby the tobacco) closely to follow what he was saying, or ask him to repeat it and prolong his presence in close proximity. Ah, the joys.

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Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

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A comedian once said (regarding the Olympics in Atlanta), "I wonder if they realize the river they're using for the kayak races is the same one they filmed Deliverance on. And if Ned Beatty can't make it down that river, a Frenchman in bicycle shorts don't stand a chance."


That's brilliant !
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