The Novels Of ScottDeZillaX

Queersetti · Feb 25, 2005

Many people don't know that Scotty is a prolific novelist, because he publishs under pseudonyms. But it's time that Lit's greatest author gets his just due!

http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/mcmullet.jpg

http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/taller.jpg

http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/hissy.jpg

Guest · Feb 25, 2005

well, I was planning to extend an olive branch to you but now you can go fuck yourself. I've read your stories and they aren't anything to crow about.

breakwall · Feb 25, 2005

http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/let_one.jpg

This one is my favourite.

gman23 · Feb 25, 2005

Scott X said:
well, I was planning to extend an olive branch to you but now you can go fuck yourself. I've read your stories and they aren't anything to crow about.

Cthulhu still loves you.

Le Jacquelope · Feb 25, 2005

gman23 said:
Cthulhu still loves you.

Let me count the ways...

linuxgeek · Feb 25, 2005

just cause it would add to the humor .... are these real books?

Queersetti · Feb 25, 2005

Scott X said:
well, I was planning to extend an olive branch to you but now you can go fuck yourself. I've read your stories and they aren't anything to crow about.

I've never claimed to be an award winning author.

Queersetti · Feb 25, 2005

linuxgeek said:
just cause it would add to the humor .... are these real books?

http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/

breakwall · Feb 25, 2005

linuxgeek said:
just cause it would add to the humor .... are these real books?

of course they are.

Harlequin Romance put out the Lost Mountie series years ago. Very very famous.
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/mountie.jpg

John Doe · Feb 25, 2005

Scott X said:
well, I was planning to extend an olive branch to you but now you can go fuck yourself. I've read your stories and they aren't anything to crow about.

oh I dunno, I liked the one about Santa.

Guest · Feb 25, 2005

Queersetti said:
I've never claimed to be an award winning author.

me neither. Perhaps you would like to post evidence where I claimed to be.
You do have the attitude that no one better critique your writings unless they are a famous author.

Guest · Feb 25, 2005

Hahaha those are great I can't stop laughing over here

linuxgeek · Feb 25, 2005

Queersetti said:
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/

lol .. ok ..that's as good as if they were real.

John Doe · Feb 25, 2005

breakwall said:
of course they are.

Harlequin Romance put out the Lost Mountie series years ago. Very very famous.
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/mountie.jpg

Heh, "mountie", heheh...

breakwall · Feb 25, 2005

Scott X said:
well, I was planning to extend an olive branch to you but now you can go fuck yourself. I've read your stories and they aren't anything to crow about.

tissue?

Guest · Feb 25, 2005

breakwall said:
tissue?

meaning? Q is the one being the baby.

just pet · Feb 25, 2005

Scott X said:
meaning? Q is the one being the baby.

I thought the reference was to your jacking off about your writing prowess (you did say you won awards... remember?)

breakwall · Feb 25, 2005

just pet said:
I thought the reference was to your jacking off about your writing prowess (you did say you won awards... remember?)

ooh, that's better!

Guest · Feb 25, 2005

just pet said:
I thought the reference was to your jacking off about your writing prowess (you did say you won awards... remember?)

Yes, but I never said I was a famous author for chrissakes.

just pet · Feb 25, 2005

Scott X said:
Yes, but I never said I was a famous author for chrissakes.

I have a keen sense of the obvious and you make no sense
I suggest a spreadsheet to remember all you tell us

Queersetti · Feb 25, 2005

Scott X said:
me neither. Perhaps you would like to post evidence where I claimed to be.
You do have the attitude that no one better critique your writings unless they are a famous author.

Who are you, Bizzaro? You say everything in opposites?

just pet · Feb 25, 2005

breakwall said:
ooh, that's better!

And here I thought you frightfully clever, his accomplishments a small wad...

breakwall · Feb 25, 2005

Queersetti said:
Who are you, Bizzaro? You say everything in opposites?

Hey Q, some suggestive criticism for your stories...
...they seem a bit, well, gay.

Guest · Feb 25, 2005

just pet said:
I have a keen sense of the obvious and you make no sense
I suggest a spreadsheet to remember all you tell us

First, I am not Q in that I claim to be the best writer anywhere.
Second, I dont have to keep notes because I have been honest about my writing.

John Doe · Feb 25, 2005

Queersetti said:
Who are you, Bizzaro? You say everything in opposites?

Interesting...do you still think sci-fi fans are dorks, Comic Book Boy?

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