Old 01-29-2013, 04:06 PM   #605876
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I'd like to see your "musicians" keep proper time without a drummer....
That's what bass players are for. Love them flat-wound strings.


I suppose you heard about the drummer who was so despondent he threw himself behind a train....
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Old 01-29-2013, 06:13 PM   #605877
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apparently i'm a sick individual who needs hep.
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Old 01-29-2013, 06:14 PM   #605878
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apparently i'm a sick individual who needs hep.
Well hep will make you sick...

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Old 01-29-2013, 06:15 PM   #605879
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you little lurker!
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Old 01-29-2013, 06:16 PM   #605880
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Na...lurking is for losers...and the dullard...

 

Old 01-29-2013, 06:17 PM   #605881
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Na...lurking is for losers...and the dullard...

is that tedious cunt back?
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Old 01-29-2013, 06:19 PM   #605882
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is that tedious cunt back?
There's no such thing as a tedious cunt. You must be using it wrong.
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Old 01-29-2013, 06:21 PM   #605883
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There's no such thing as a tedious cunt. You must be using it wrong.
you've obviously not been to the same bars as me
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Old 01-29-2013, 06:27 PM   #605884
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is that tedious cunt back?
Well I can't hear jet engines but you can be sure he's sobbing in the shower somewhere...
 

Old 01-29-2013, 06:56 PM   #605885
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apparently i'm a sick individual who needs hep.
Is this like saying the Pope is a Catholic or that bears tend to defecate in forestation?
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:00 PM   #605886
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apparently i'm a sick individual who needs hep.
This is NEWS? Who knew??

Mornin, y'bastard
 

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Is this like saying the Pope is a Catholic or that bears tend to defecate in forestation?
Spot-bollock on, Chris!
 

Old 01-30-2013, 05:41 AM   #605888
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Old 01-30-2013, 05:43 AM   #605889
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This is NEWS? Who knew??

Mornin, y'bastard
go lookit the public comments on a dish best served cold or read the story and judge for yerselves.
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go lookit the public comments on a dish best served cold or read the story and judge for yerselves.
Some people really do get over-emotional about these things, don't they? You told them that it is not your usual style but it is easier for them to be critics than to offer encouragement.

If I may borrow a phrase from BeeJ of this parish; "Fuck 'em"
 

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Some people really do get over-emotional about these things, don't they? You told them that it is not your usual style but it is easier for them to be critics than to offer encouragement.

If I may borrow a phrase from BeeJ of this parish; "Fuck 'em"
does thomas harris eat people's livers? does cormac mccarthy go round popping people through the forehead with a cattle bolt?



not that i'm the realms of those two, but it's the same fuckin' concept

wait till they see the next one i've got in store for them - they'll shit!

a trophy slut-wife, a black man (hung like the proverbial), and a cuckold millionaire hubby looking for revenge - only the revenge bit don't come out till the end. bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha *cough gag splutter gasp*
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Do I detect you responding to some kind of challenge? Write for yourself, not to wind those miserable keyboard warriors up!
 

Old 01-30-2013, 05:23 PM   #605893
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Old 01-30-2013, 05:32 PM   #605894
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Old 01-30-2013, 05:35 PM   #605895
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Old 01-30-2013, 05:37 PM   #605896
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Need your sleep busy day tomorrow???
I need the sleep, yes....but tomorrow should be fairly chilled with any luck x
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Old 01-30-2013, 05:42 PM   #605898
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Hmmm, girlchild is meant to be cooking dinner tomorrow.....could be interesting lol



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anyway I am falling asleep....night honey
Awwww that's cool

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Old 01-30-2013, 05:58 PM   #605900
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Hey smiley girl, looking good

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