Old 01-18-2013, 05:35 PM   #604876
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Headpats are soooooo last year
Are they? I mean, do they have "Best if used by" dates?
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:49 PM   #604877
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Headpats are timeless..
OK, you are deluded.

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Are they? I mean, do they have "Best if used by" dates?
I think you'll find they're Best Before 2013........
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OK, you are deluded.



I think you'll find they're Best Before 2013........

Pfffffffffffffft!!
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I think you'll find they're Best Before 2013........
Hell, I was best before about 1985, but that doesn't mean I'm not still pretty damned good.
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:25 PM   #604882
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Haha!

Yes?
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How long did you have to sit there in the snow to bet that photo?

A very long time..
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Old 01-19-2013, 04:36 AM   #604888
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Old 01-19-2013, 04:46 AM   #604889
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Old 01-19-2013, 05:27 AM   #604891
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it's morning

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and i have to go out in a while

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Old 01-19-2013, 05:28 AM   #604892
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so . . . who has snow up to their arses (or armpits, if you're vertically challenged)?
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Reminds me off that joke

Husband wakes up and looks out to see its been snowing, next thing he says, that bastard of our daughter's boyfriends name has been pissed into.the snow!!

Wife says, relax hes young, only having a bit of fun

Husband, aye right, its in our daughter's fucking handwriting!!
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Old 01-19-2013, 05:43 AM   #604894
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How is he harvesting them. Like- picking from between the teeth or plucking out as he's muff diving. I'm interested.
 

Old 01-19-2013, 01:35 PM   #604900
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How is he harvesting them. Like- picking from between the teeth or plucking out as he's muff diving. I'm interested.

You should PM him to find out. *nods*
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