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Old 02-02-2005, 09:21 PM   #176
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Hey, we;ve got popcorn, do we qualify as a watering hole?
I guess I missed the show on Animal Planet where all the zebra and water buffalo gathered around a big puddle in the plains of Africa arguing over how long to set the microwave so the popcorn comes out just right . . .
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A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

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Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 02-02-2005, 09:22 PM   #177
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I guess I missed the show on Animal Planet where all the zebra and water buffalo gathered around a big puddle in the plains of Africa arguing over how long to set the microwave so the popcorn comes out just right . . .
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Old 02-02-2005, 09:25 PM   #178
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Old 02-02-2005, 09:26 PM   #179
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Old 02-02-2005, 09:27 PM   #180
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I refuse to post here more than six times a week.
An standard week or a metric week?
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'THE LLAMA'

A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 02-02-2005, 09:27 PM   #181
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I refuse to post here more than six times a week.
A shocking number of people don't get laid, I've noticed. We have a crowd of regulars, but always accept new customers. Don't let Yui paint your toenails though...
 

Old 02-02-2005, 09:31 PM   #182
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Old 02-02-2005, 09:33 PM   #183
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Don't let Yui paint your toenails though...
I don't know what exactly that means, but suddenly I feel a whole lot more frustrated...
 

Old 02-02-2005, 09:34 PM   #184
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Old 02-02-2005, 09:55 PM   #185
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A shocking number of people don't get laid, I've noticed. We have a crowd of regulars, but always accept new customers. Don't let Yui paint your toenails though...
It is odd that a gaggle of porn writers don't get laid more often. Do they write out of frustration or something? Not that I do, just wondering...
 

Old 02-02-2005, 09:58 PM   #186
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Do they write out of frustration or something?
Ya think?
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Old 02-02-2005, 09:59 PM   #187
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A shocking number of people don't get laid, I've noticed. We have a crowd of regulars, but always accept new customers. Don't let Yui paint your toenails though...


I'd let Yui paint my toenails. *nods


I would even do her toes for her.
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Old 02-02-2005, 10:01 PM   #188
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It is odd that a gaggle of porn writers don't get laid more often. Do they write out of frustration or something? Not that I do, just wondering...
Just see my title line for my answer....
 

Old 02-02-2005, 10:03 PM   #189
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Just see my title line for my answer....
I love that song.


Damnit Carson, you give the evil DJ in my head too much fuel. It just ain't right to have Soul Asylum and Violent Femmes going through one's head simultaneously.
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...incapable of a rational discussion without sprinkling pejoratives. ~ amicus
you are so... so.... so....GAY ~ vella_ms
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Old 02-02-2005, 10:03 PM   #190
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I'd let Yui paint my toenails. *nods


I would even do her toes for her.
Now that is a question begging line if I ever saw one.

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Old 02-02-2005, 10:04 PM   #191
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Haha. Sorry, it's been a day for slow revelations. Great title and even better sainthood.
 

Old 02-02-2005, 10:05 PM   #192
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Why do I feel that this thread is like pergatory?

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Old 02-02-2005, 10:05 PM   #193
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Why do I feel that this thread is like pergatory?

Waiting to be laid is like waiting to enter heaven
Damn it! I'm agnostic! I am so up the creek!
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'THE LLAMA'

A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 02-02-2005, 10:06 PM   #194
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Damn it! I'm agnostic! I am so up the creek!
Are you sure?
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I wonder what you will be when you grow-up, min? Temperamental domesticated fowl artist? Religious Icon? Or President of the free world? ~ Yui
Okay....the gosling will be the Poster child...we shall worship her as a small cult. ~ ABSTRUSE
...incapable of a rational discussion without sprinkling pejoratives. ~ amicus
you are so... so.... so....GAY ~ vella_ms
You had me at dildo ~ lucky-E-leven
Out and proud. Of you. ~ matriarch
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Old 02-02-2005, 10:07 PM   #195
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I love that song.


Damnit Carson, you give the evil DJ in my head too much fuel. It just ain't right to have Soul Asylum and Violent Femmes going through one's head simultaneously.
You don';t know whether to puke or cry, do you?

And for the record I don't really care for that SA song, but I like the sentiment, and I love you for always getting my references.
 

Old 02-02-2005, 10:07 PM   #196
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Old 02-02-2005, 10:09 PM   #197
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You don';t know whether to puke or cry, do you?

And for the record I don't really care for that SA song, but I like the sentiment, and I love you for always getting my references.
I love the song through the first chorus and then I lose interest and move on. But the damn chorus is catchy and now it won't leave.

And I love that you have references I can get.
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Okay....the gosling will be the Poster child...we shall worship her as a small cult. ~ ABSTRUSE
...incapable of a rational discussion without sprinkling pejoratives. ~ amicus
you are so... so.... so....GAY ~ vella_ms
You had me at dildo ~ lucky-E-leven
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Old 02-02-2005, 10:10 PM   #198
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Are you sure?
Pretty sure. Sigh.
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A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 02-02-2005, 10:42 PM   #199
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I love the song through the first chorus and then I lose interest and move on. But the damn chorus is catchy and now it won't leave.

I have to be careful when and where I play it. Can't play it without singing it.

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Old 02-02-2005, 10:47 PM   #200
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I'd let Yui paint my toenails. *nods


I would even do her toes for her.

Yui would be honored to paint the toes of the Princess of Mansex...maybe you could summon up a few of those naked cabana boys for entertainment.
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