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Old 02-02-2005, 01:30 PM   #151
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New day . . . same outlook.
*Pats the Alpaca on the head....

Come tell Honey all about it...
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:13 PM   #152
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*Walks into the room. Finds her spot on the sofa.*

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Old 02-02-2005, 02:17 PM   #153
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*Walks into the room. Finds her spot on the sofa.*

Yup, I'm back again.
Ohhh...I am sorry....

You can tell me as well, sweets.
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:23 PM   #154
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*Walks into the room. Finds her spot on the sofa.*

Yup, I'm back again.
Hey Moonlight...
Can I sit by you? I'm back too.
I have a first date tonight - but there'll be no sex.
Although it does provide the opportunity for the future.
Well, I can dream, right...
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:28 PM   #155
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Hey Moonlight...
Can I sit by you? I'm back too.
I have a first date tonight - but there'll be no sex.
Although it does provide the opportunity for the future.
Well, I can dream, right...

Cool for you Logophile!!! Good luck...
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:30 PM   #156
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:34 PM   #157
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Cool for you Logophile!!! Good luck...
Thanks! Hopefully it will go somewhere. In the meantime, I'll just snuggle in on the couch here and have some popcorn.
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:38 PM   #158
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Hey Moonlight...
Can I sit by you? I'm back too.
I have a first date tonight - but there'll be no sex.
Although it does provide the opportunity for the future.
Well, I can dream, right...
Yes, you may sit beside me. We can hang out.
Hope your date goes well. Then you definately have a chance of saying good bye to the sofa here. Yay for you!
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:42 PM   #159
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Old 02-02-2005, 05:37 PM   #160
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Hey Moonlight...
Can I sit by you? I'm back too.
I have a first date tonight - but there'll be no sex.
Although it does provide the opportunity for the future.
Well, I can dream, right...
May all your third dates end in fucking!
 

Old 02-02-2005, 05:47 PM   #161
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May all your third dates end in fucking!
Amen...
Hallelujah...
And all that jazz...
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:20 PM   #162
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May all your third dates end in fucking!
What about random meetings on the street? Some of us don't have time to wait for a first date, much less a third one.
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:32 PM   #163
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:47 PM   #164
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What about random meetings on the street? Some of us don't have time to wait for a first date, much less a third one.
Well, you're on your own with that one.
 

Old 02-02-2005, 06:53 PM   #165
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Well, you're on your own with that one.
On my own, I can do. I've developed quite a talent...*le sigh*
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:12 PM   #166
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:14 PM   #167
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We're making popcorn...sit on the couch..it'll be done in a moment...
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:16 PM   #168
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We're making popcorn...sit on the couch..it'll be done in a moment...
I had popcorn earlier, interestingly enough . . . or not so interesting . . . It was a slow news day.
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Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 02-02-2005, 07:17 PM   #169
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I had popcorn earlier, interestingly enough . . . or not so interesting . . . It was a slow news day.
hey slow news is good news
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:18 PM   #170
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hey slow news is good news
You could tell neither of the big bosses was there today . . . everyone but me and one tech guy were gone by 4:30.
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SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 02-02-2005, 07:20 PM   #171
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You could tell neither of the big bosses was there today . . . everyone but me and one tech guy were gone by 4:30.
well, that's good. It was another early (or somewhat early) day for you then
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:21 PM   #172
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well, that's good. It was another early (or somewhat early) day for you then
I stuck around until 5. I had some more work I COULD have done, but I was fallin' asleep tryin' to read those dry texts.
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A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 02-02-2005, 07:26 PM   #173
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I stuck around until 5. I had some more work I COULD have done, but I was fallin' asleep tryin' to read those dry texts.
You should have IM'd me..could've use the fun conversation.
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:31 PM   #174
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You should have IM'd me..could've use the fun conversation.
I was in a 2 hour meeting followed by a hour-and-a-half design session followed by 30 minutes of frantic work followed by me going home. Didn't think you'd still be on . . .
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SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 02-02-2005, 09:18 PM   #175
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Hey, we;ve got popcorn, do we qualify as a watering hole?
 
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