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Old 03-04-2005, 06:15 PM   #1276
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Still not laid.

Still have the flu!

Still whiney!
Cheer up babe and put on that pink thong. Help is on the way...
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Old 03-04-2005, 06:19 PM   #1277
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Cheer up babe and put on that pink thong. Help is on the way...
<----- You mean this one?

Oh, and when will you be here?
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Old 03-04-2005, 06:20 PM   #1278
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<----- You mean this one?

Oh, and when will you be here?
God, I love that picture! I remember the fun we had with Tol and Bruce with that one. Many sandwiches were formed...
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Old 03-04-2005, 07:31 PM   #1279
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Old 03-05-2005, 08:27 PM   #1280
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Another day, more non-sex.

*sigh*

I refuse even to count how many months it's been...
I'm really sorry, guys, but I refuse to believe that EVERYONE - except me - got laid today.

(please, please tell me it ain't so!)

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Old 03-05-2005, 08:29 PM   #1281
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I'm really sorry, guys, but I refuse to believe that EVERYONE - except me - got laid today.

(please, please tell me it ain't so!)

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No, you're not the only one. I'm right here with ya.

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Old 03-05-2005, 10:25 PM   #1283
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I'm really sorry, guys, but I refuse to believe that EVERYONE - except me - got laid today.

(please, please tell me it ain't so!)

VA
Oh Sweetie, You know I didn't get laid today! And, you also know that you've gotten laid much more recently than I have! Oh, and I'm ovulating to boot!

Nope, didn't get laid. Fingers crossed (and legs spread) that it happens soon!
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Old 03-05-2005, 11:58 PM   #1284
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Present and accounted for. dammit
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Old 03-06-2005, 12:03 AM   #1285
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Present and accounted for. dammit
What he said.
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Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

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Old 03-06-2005, 09:28 AM   #1286
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Still here.

Did buy a new corset and panty yesterday, though. Hoping to figure out the self-timer on my digital camera. Wish me luck...
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Old 03-06-2005, 09:30 AM   #1287
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Still here.

Did buy a new corset and panty yesterday, though. Hoping to figure out the self-timer on my digital camera. Wish me luck...
Ya got yer camera back then?
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A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 03-06-2005, 09:47 AM   #1288
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Ya got yer camera back then?
I have it on short term loan. Don't worry, if I can get the timer to work, I'm definitely doing the knee-boot shot! At which point I will also resurrect my "I love my new boots" thread to debut it as an AV!
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Old 03-06-2005, 09:49 AM   #1289
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I have it on short term loan. Don't worry, if I can get the timer to work, I'm definitely doing the knee-boot shot! At which point I will also resurrect my "I love my new boots" thread to debut it as an AV!
YAY!

(Takin' a break now. C y'all on the flip side.)
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Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 03-06-2005, 09:58 AM   #1290
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YAY!

(Takin' a break now. C y'all on the flip side.)
You're not off to get laid, are you?
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Old 03-06-2005, 10:05 AM   #1292
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Pretty dim prospects for getting laid today, seeing as how I'll be on my knees pulling carpet padding and washing baseboards...
Yummm.... Jammies on her knees.

Oh, were you saying something?
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Old 03-06-2005, 10:14 AM   #1294
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*smooch* I was just saying that if I married you, we should register at Barnes & Noble. *giggle*
Oh, absofuckinglutely. That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Could we get laid, then, too?
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Old 03-06-2005, 10:15 AM   #1295
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Just stopping back in.
I was here before and whatever I said then fits here.
Feels like a special institutional counseling room or something: "So how'd you get here?"
 

Old 03-06-2005, 10:16 AM   #1296
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Just stopping back in.
I was here before and whatever I said then fits here.
Feels like a special institutional counseling room or something: "So how'd you get here?"
Hey Hmm,

Who's the guy in your AV?
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Old 03-06-2005, 10:26 AM   #1298
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I wouldn't marry you just for the pressies!
Oh? *cocks head to the side* Tell me more about that...
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Old 03-06-2005, 11:13 AM   #1299
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Pretty dim prospects for getting laid today, seeing as how I'll be on my knees pulling carpet padding and washing baseboards...
I dunno, seems like the perfect pos.. I mean, er, oppor.. I mean... oh, what was I saying??

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