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03-04-2005, 06:15 PM
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Fiery
elizabethwest is offline
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Originally Posted by logophile
Hi all!
Still not laid.
Still have the flu!
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Cheer up babe and put on that pink thong. Help is on the way...  |
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03-04-2005, 06:19 PM
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logophile is offline
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Originally Posted by elizabethwest
Cheer up babe and put on that pink thong. Help is on the way... |
<----- You mean this one?
Oh, and when will you be here? 
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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03-04-2005, 06:20 PM
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#1278
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Fiery
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Originally Posted by logophile
<----- You mean this one?
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God, I love that picture! I remember the fun we had with Tol and Bruce with that one. Many sandwiches were formed...  |
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03-04-2005, 07:31 PM
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03-05-2005, 08:27 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by lilredjammies
Another day, more non-sex.
*sigh*
I refuse even to count how many months it's been...
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I'm really sorry, guys, but I refuse to believe that EVERYONE - except me - got laid today.
(please, please tell me it ain't so!)
VA
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It's astonishing how much energy some people waste worrying that someone else might be enjoying life in ways that they don't approve of. --Kevin Michael Vail
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses. ~Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street
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03-05-2005, 08:29 PM
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Decked Out
sophia jane is offline
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Originally Posted by SweetVA
I'm really sorry, guys, but I refuse to believe that EVERYONE - except me - got laid today.
(please, please tell me it ain't so!)
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No, you're not the only one. I'm right here with ya.
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03-05-2005, 08:35 PM
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03-05-2005, 10:25 PM
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#1283
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Verbose
logophile is offline
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Originally Posted by SweetVA
I'm really sorry, guys, but I refuse to believe that EVERYONE - except me - got laid today.
(please, please tell me it ain't so!)
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Oh Sweetie, You know I didn't get laid today! And, you also know that you've gotten laid much more recently than I have! Oh, and I'm ovulating to boot!
Nope, didn't get laid. Fingers crossed (and legs spread) that it happens soon!
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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03-05-2005, 11:58 PM
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Southern culture liason
Wildcard Ky is offline
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Present and accounted for. dammit
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Democracy is two wolves and a rabbit voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed rabbit preventing the vote from being enforced.
Sometimes, seeing the light is simply a matter of pulling your head out of your ass.
All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Sir Winston Churchill
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03-06-2005, 12:03 AM
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#1285
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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Originally Posted by Wildcard Ky
Present and accounted for. dammit
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What he said.
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
Evil Alpaca's Stories
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03-06-2005, 09:28 AM
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Verbose
logophile is offline
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Still here.
Did buy a new corset and panty yesterday, though. Hoping to figure out the self-timer on my digital camera. Wish me luck... 
__________________
Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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03-06-2005, 09:30 AM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
Evil Alpaca is offline
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Originally Posted by logophile
Still here.
Did buy a new corset and panty yesterday, though. Hoping to figure out the self-timer on my digital camera. Wish me luck... |
Ya got yer camera back then? 
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
Evil Alpaca's Stories
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03-06-2005, 09:47 AM
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Verbose
logophile is offline
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Originally Posted by Evil Alpaca
Ya got yer camera back then? |
I have it on short term loan. Don't worry, if I can get the timer to work, I'm definitely doing the knee-boot shot! At which point I will also resurrect my "I love my new boots" thread to debut it as an AV!
__________________
Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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03-06-2005, 09:49 AM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
Evil Alpaca is offline
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Originally Posted by logophile
I have it on short term loan. Don't worry, if I can get the timer to work, I'm definitely doing the knee-boot shot! At which point I will also resurrect my "I love my new boots" thread to debut it as an AV! |
YAY!
(Takin' a break now. C y'all on the flip side.)
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
Evil Alpaca's Stories
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03-06-2005, 09:58 AM
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Verbose
logophile is offline
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Originally Posted by Evil Alpaca
YAY!
(Takin' a break now. C y'all on the flip side.)
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You're not off to get laid, are you? 
__________________
Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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03-06-2005, 10:03 AM
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03-06-2005, 10:05 AM
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Verbose
logophile is offline
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Originally Posted by lilredjammies
Pretty dim prospects for getting laid today, seeing as how I'll be on my knees pulling carpet padding and washing baseboards...
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Yummm.... Jammies on her knees.
Oh, were you saying something?
__________________
Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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03-06-2005, 10:09 AM
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03-06-2005, 10:14 AM
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Verbose
logophile is offline
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Originally Posted by lilredjammies
*smooch* I was just saying that if I married you, we should register at Barnes & Noble. *giggle*
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Oh, absofuckinglutely. That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Could we get laid, then, too?
__________________
Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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03-06-2005, 10:15 AM
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lost, just lost
hmmnmm is offline
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Just stopping back in.
I was here before and whatever I said then fits here.
Feels like a special institutional counseling room or something: "So how'd you get here?"
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03-06-2005, 10:16 AM
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Verbose
logophile is offline
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Originally Posted by hmmnmm
Just stopping back in.
I was here before and whatever I said then fits here.
Feels like a special institutional counseling room or something: "So how'd you get here?"
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Hey Hmm,
Who's the guy in your AV?
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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03-06-2005, 10:24 AM
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03-06-2005, 10:26 AM
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Verbose
logophile is offline
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Originally Posted by lilredjammies
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Oh? *cocks head to the side* Tell me more about that...
__________________
Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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03-06-2005, 11:13 AM
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Literotica Guru
SweetVA is offline
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Originally Posted by lilredjammies
Pretty dim prospects for getting laid today, seeing as how I'll be on my knees pulling carpet padding and washing baseboards...
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I dunno, seems like the perfect pos.. I mean, er, oppor.. I mean... oh, what was I saying??
VA
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It's astonishing how much energy some people waste worrying that someone else might be enjoying life in ways that they don't approve of. --Kevin Michael Vail
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses. ~Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street
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03-06-2005, 11:26 AM
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