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01-31-2005, 09:52 PM
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comeback kid
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01-31-2005, 09:59 PM
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Gee, then why is your mouth open like that?
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May I answer something slutty like, "practice?"
Or is that too tacky? 
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"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I'll meet you there." Rumi
I hope that you’re not sorry for the choice you made.
I’m finally alive again,
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The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa
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01-31-2005, 10:39 PM
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May I answer something slutty like, "practice?"
Or is that too tacky?
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01-31-2005, 10:56 PM
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Originally posted by OhMissScarlett
Nothing's too tacky for this thread.
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That sounds like sumphin' for a challenge thread.
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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01-31-2005, 10:58 PM
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creatively challenged....
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I have not had sex in 2 weeks...
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01-31-2005, 10:58 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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I have not had sex in 2 weeks...
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*Pats on the . . . shoulder*
Tell the Alpaca ALL about it.
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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01-31-2005, 10:59 PM
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Mrs. Aggravation
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That sounds like sumphin' for a challenge thread.
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01-31-2005, 10:59 PM
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creatively challenged....
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*Pats on the . . . shoulder*
Tell the Alpaca ALL about it.
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Yes...it's a shame...and I don't know what to do.
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01-31-2005, 11:00 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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Yes...it's a shame...and I don't know what to do.
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I could send you an instruction video if you'd like!
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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01-31-2005, 11:01 PM
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I could send you an instruction video if you'd like!
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Much appreciated..but I'll just let my finges do the walkin' as usual...*sigh
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01-31-2005, 11:03 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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Much appreciated..but I'll just let my finges do the walkin' as usual...*sigh
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You could send ME the instructional video on that one . . .
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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01-31-2005, 11:05 PM
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creatively challenged....
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You could send ME the instructional video on that one . . .
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Hmmm...I could cam you, but what good would that do??> 
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01-31-2005, 11:06 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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Hmmm...I could cam you, but what good would that do??>
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Help give me pleasant dreams later?
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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01-31-2005, 11:07 PM
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creatively challenged....
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Help give me pleasant dreams later?
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so what you are saying, is that you'd fall asleep watching the video of that?
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01-31-2005, 11:09 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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so what you are saying, is that you'd fall asleep watching the video of that?
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Yer not gonna let me win on this one, are you?
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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01-31-2005, 11:10 PM
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Yer not gonna let me win on this one, are you?
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Zzzzzz...wha...what??? Oh, I'm sorry, I fell asleep....
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01-31-2005, 11:11 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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Zzzzzz...wha...what??? Oh, I'm sorry, I fell asleep....
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My conversation isn't particularly energizing, is it?
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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01-31-2005, 11:13 PM
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My conversation isn't particularly energizing, is it?
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You know how you energize me!
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. -------------------------------------
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01-31-2005, 11:15 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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You know how you energize me!
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Caffeine pills?
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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01-31-2005, 11:18 PM
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Caffeine pills?
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LOL...
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01-31-2005, 11:23 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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LOL...
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Seriously, that stuff will wire you up good!
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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01-31-2005, 11:24 PM
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Seriously, that stuff will wire you up good!
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Darlin' you are talking to a woman who has been drinking coffee since she was 8, maybe younger....I have coffee running through my veins.
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01-31-2005, 11:25 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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Darlin' you are talking to a woman who has been drinking coffee since she was 8, maybe younger....I have coffee running through my veins.
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"Up from her veins was a bubblin' crude . . . coffe, that is."
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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01-31-2005, 11:37 PM
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"Up from her veins was a bubblin' crude . . . coffe, that is."
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Loved that show!
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. -------------------------------------
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01-31-2005, 11:40 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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Loved that show!
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Loved the song . . . one of the bluegrass hits I really liked!
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
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