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Old 01-31-2005, 09:52 PM   #76
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Gee, then why is your mouth open like that?
 

Old 01-31-2005, 09:59 PM   #77
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Gee, then why is your mouth open like that?
May I answer something slutty like, "practice?"

Or is that too tacky?
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:39 PM   #78
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May I answer something slutty like, "practice?"

Or is that too tacky?
Nothing's too tacky for this thread.
 

Old 01-31-2005, 10:56 PM   #79
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Nothing's too tacky for this thread.
That sounds like sumphin' for a challenge thread.
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Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

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Old 01-31-2005, 10:58 PM   #80
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:58 PM   #81
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I have not had sex in 2 weeks...


*Pats on the . . . shoulder*

Tell the Alpaca ALL about it.
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SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 01-31-2005, 10:59 PM   #82
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That sounds like sumphin' for a challenge thread.
Ooh, a challenge. How tacky can we be?
 

Old 01-31-2005, 10:59 PM   #83
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*Pats on the . . . shoulder*

Tell the Alpaca ALL about it.
Yes...it's a shame...and I don't know what to do.
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:00 PM   #84
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Yes...it's a shame...and I don't know what to do.
I could send you an instruction video if you'd like!

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A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 01-31-2005, 11:01 PM   #85
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I could send you an instruction video if you'd like!

Much appreciated..but I'll just let my finges do the walkin' as usual...*sigh
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:03 PM   #86
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Much appreciated..but I'll just let my finges do the walkin' as usual...*sigh
You could send ME the instructional video on that one . . .
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A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 01-31-2005, 11:05 PM   #87
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You could send ME the instructional video on that one . . .
Hmmm...I could cam you, but what good would that do??>
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:06 PM   #88
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Hmmm...I could cam you, but what good would that do??>
Help give me pleasant dreams later?
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'THE LLAMA'

A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 01-31-2005, 11:07 PM   #89
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Help give me pleasant dreams later?
so what you are saying, is that you'd fall asleep watching the video of that?
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:09 PM   #90
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so what you are saying, is that you'd fall asleep watching the video of that?
Yer not gonna let me win on this one, are you?
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A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 01-31-2005, 11:10 PM   #91
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Yer not gonna let me win on this one, are you?
Zzzzzz...wha...what??? Oh, I'm sorry, I fell asleep....
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:11 PM   #92
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Zzzzzz...wha...what??? Oh, I'm sorry, I fell asleep....
My conversation isn't particularly energizing, is it?
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A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 01-31-2005, 11:13 PM   #93
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My conversation isn't particularly energizing, is it?


You know how you energize me!
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:15 PM   #94
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You know how you energize me!
Caffeine pills?
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'THE LLAMA'

A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 01-31-2005, 11:18 PM   #95
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Caffeine pills?
LOL...
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:23 PM   #96
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LOL...
Seriously, that stuff will wire you up good!
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A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 01-31-2005, 11:24 PM   #97
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Seriously, that stuff will wire you up good!
Darlin' you are talking to a woman who has been drinking coffee since she was 8, maybe younger....I have coffee running through my veins.
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:25 PM   #98
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Darlin' you are talking to a woman who has been drinking coffee since she was 8, maybe younger....I have coffee running through my veins.
"Up from her veins was a bubblin' crude . . . coffe, that is."
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A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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Old 01-31-2005, 11:37 PM   #99
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"Up from her veins was a bubblin' crude . . . coffe, that is."
Loved that show!
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:40 PM   #100
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Loved that show!
Loved the song . . . one of the bluegrass hits I really liked!
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A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'

Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.


Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!


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