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02-25-2013, 10:07 PM
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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LOL. I was thinking the river is frozen. I could walk, walk, walk. But, stroking sounds a little more intimate.  |
Yes, you dip it in, draw it slowly through, take it out, and repeat. 
That's the oar and the water, Babs; watch that imagination of yours.
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02-25-2013, 10:10 PM
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Join Me For a Drink?
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Yes, you dip it in, draw it slowly through, take it out, and repeat.
That's the oar and the water, Babs; watch that imagination of yours.
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Thanks for your instructions. I almost forgot how to do it.
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02-25-2013, 10:11 PM
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Everybody Party!
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Thanks for your instructions. I almost forgot how to do it. |
We'll have to arrange some hands-on learning to ensure you've got the knack back. |
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02-25-2013, 10:18 PM
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Join Me For a Drink?
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We'll have to arrange some hands-on learning to ensure you've got the knack back. |
Good to know you think I have a "knack".
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02-25-2013, 10:25 PM
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Everybody Party!
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Good to know you think I have a "knack".
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02-25-2013, 10:34 PM
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Join Me For a Drink?
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Sure, it's just like riding a bicycle; once you learn, you never loose the knack.
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I keep hitting the brake and now, I gotta go swish.
Good night! 
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02-25-2013, 10:36 PM
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Everybody Party!
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I keep hitting the brake and now, I gotta go swish.
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02-25-2013, 11:21 PM
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Literotica Guru
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At least I wasn't the only one that didn't today~
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02-26-2013, 12:19 AM
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Still walking
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I went to my very first party two nights ago. An official party, a kegger.
I didn't get laid because I didn't know that it was a kegger. I probably could have gotten laid if I was desperate, but I didn't feel very good. I was in sweatpants and a sports bra, and I hadn't taken a shower yet that day. I ended up relaxing on an armchair and just watching the party from a purely anthropological standpoint.
The men at the party (there was a ratio of about 2 women for every five men) were feral. Totally ignoring regular social inhibitions and personal space. The few couples in the room were engaged in rabid PDA sessions. You could practically smell the desperation and aggression coming from the men in these couples. A nearly audible *MINE*.
I feel sorry for my friend. She is very attractive, kind of timid, not very outgoing. She had two guys on either side, all talking AT her at the same time, expecting her to answer, to choose. She's a virgin, she was totally intimidated. One of my male friends at the party protected her.
The one guy that hit on me was really weird. He had this clipped quality to his speech, and I got a religious vibe from him. He straight-up told me that his roommate had dared him to sleep with me. I told him (and I had to tell him several times) that I was not interested.
Even if I had gotten ready for the night, dressed up, showered, primped and preened, I wouldn't have gone home with this one guy. He gave me a religious serial-killer vibe.
So here I am. Unlaid, yet. But at the same time, kind of glad that I still have some standards.
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02-26-2013, 12:37 AM
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Sitting here, reading about you talking about religious serial killers, and looking at your avatar, and laughing.
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02-27-2013, 06:16 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
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Originally Posted by Cruel2BKind
I went to my very first party two nights ago. An official party, a kegger.
I didn't get laid because I didn't know that it was a kegger. I probably could have gotten laid if I was desperate, but I didn't feel very good. I was in sweatpants and a sports bra, and I hadn't taken a shower yet that day. I ended up relaxing on an armchair and just watching the party from a purely anthropological standpoint.
The men at the party (there was a ratio of about 2 women for every five men) were feral. Totally ignoring regular social inhibitions and personal space. The few couples in the room were engaged in rabid PDA sessions. You could practically smell the desperation and aggression coming from the men in these couples. A nearly audible *MINE*.
I feel sorry for my friend. She is very attractive, kind of timid, not very outgoing. She had two guys on either side, all talking AT her at the same time, expecting her to answer, to choose. She's a virgin, she was totally intimidated. One of my male friends at the party protected her.
The one guy that hit on me was really weird. He had this clipped quality to his speech, and I got a religious vibe from him. He straight-up told me that his roommate had dared him to sleep with me. I told him (and I had to tell him several times) that I was not interested.
Even if I had gotten ready for the night, dressed up, showered, primped and preened, I wouldn't have gone home with this one guy. He gave me a religious serial-killer vibe.
So here I am. Unlaid, yet. But at the same time, kind of glad that I still have some standards.
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02-27-2013, 10:46 AM
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Still walking
Cruel2BKind is offline
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standards, and prospects, or abilities, to get laid. good on you.
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Thanks.
Didn't mean to make it seem like I can pick and choose, I really can't. The party was a freak occurrence.
I probably thought that the guy was a serial killer because I was pretty stoned at the time.
Part of the reason I didn't go with him is because I justify my pot use by having hard rules and soft rules.
Soft rule, only smoke once a week.
Hard rules.
1. never have sex while stoned
2. never go to work, or school while stoned
3. never smoke alone
4. never go home stoned.
So far I haven't broken any of the hard rules.
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I tend to go for the darker stuff... But people seem to like it okay!
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02-27-2013, 06:14 PM
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Riding to the Rescue
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Thanks.
Didn't mean to make it seem like I can pick and choose, I really can't. The party was a freak occurrence.
I probably thought that the guy was a serial killer because I was pretty stoned at the time.
Part of the reason I didn't go with him is because I justify my pot use by having hard rules and soft rules.
Soft rule, only smoke once a week.
Hard rules.
1. never have sex while stoned
2. never go to work, or school while stoned
3. never smoke alone
4. never go home stoned.
So far I haven't broken any of the hard rules.
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02-27-2013, 06:29 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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What's a 'kegger' ?
Never heard that word before
But I still didn't get laid.
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02-27-2013, 08:30 PM
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There is no R in my name
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What's a 'kegger' ?
Never heard that word before
But I still didn't get laid.
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A keg is a big oddly shaped metal cylinder that is filled with a few gallons of beer. A kegger is a party where a few kegs are aquired and everyone that attends is expected to get drunk off the provided beverages being pumped into small plastic cups (or off women's bodies ).
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03-08-2013, 10:07 AM
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Verbose
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Bump.
Also - shake, rattle and roll.
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logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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03-08-2013, 10:30 AM
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Experienced
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Nope... But also not really complaining... (I have a new computer, I'm playing, no time for that lol)
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So I suppose my simple advice is: Love your life. I only say that because your life is what you have to give
For myself, for a long time... maybe I felt inauthentic or something, I felt like my voice wasn't worth hearing, and I think everyone's voice is worth hearing. So if you've got something to say, say it from the rooftops
Never stop. Never stop fighting. Never stop dreaming
I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans. I’m going to keep the door open, and keep the page blank, and see what gets painted upon it
Never, ever, let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Prove the cynics wrong. Pity them for they have no imagination. The sky's the limit. Your sky. Your limit. Now. Let's dance
The dream is to keep surprising yourself, never mind the audience
~Tom Hiddleston~
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03-09-2013, 01:25 PM
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In a band!!
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The rattle of rain on the windowpane is the loneliest sound in the world.
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03-09-2013, 02:02 PM
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Stubble Trouble
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No sex for me 
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03-09-2013, 03:08 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheeGoatPig
A keg is a big oddly shaped metal cylinder that is filled with a few gallons of beer. A kegger is a party where a few kegs are aquired and everyone that attends is expected to get drunk off the provided beverages being pumped into small plastic cups (or off women's bodies ).
I didn't get laid either. |
If I recall aright, your back pain would probably have ruined it anyway.
How is your back these days? |
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03-09-2013, 10:12 PM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
If I recall aright, your back pain would probably have ruined it anyway.
How is your back these days?
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Better, but not fully healed. Thanks for asking.
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The rattle of rain on the windowpane is the loneliest sound in the world.
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The song, "It's just another Rainy Night" by Queensrych comes to mind. But it's not raining here, so I need to find other songs to remind me of how lonely I feel |
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03-18-2013, 01:57 AM
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The song, "It's just another Rainy Night" by Queensrych comes to mind. But it's not raining here, so I need to find other songs to remind me of how lonely I feel [/quote]
i love that song, like the band too. but i prefer Disconnected.
and me neither, going on......16 months
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03-18-2013, 06:49 AM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
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It's not even 7:00 am yet, and I can say with almost all certainty that I will not be getting laid today |
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03-18-2013, 08:23 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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It's not even 7:00 am yet, and I can say with almost all certainty that I will not be getting laid today |
"Stop makin' wiv' dem' negative waves" |
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03-18-2013, 09:37 AM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
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"Stop makin' wiv' dem' negative waves"
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"To a New Yorker like yourself, a Hero is some kind of weird sandwich, not some nut who goes up against three tigers!"
Even if I were to meet someone today, and get positive waves from her, and got something started, I'm still (probably) not sleeping with her today. |
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