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07-26-2010, 04:48 PM
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Literotica Guru
Miss_Pixie is offline
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Narnia
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Friday night yes, today no, tomorrow, he'll be here but it will probbly be impossible lol
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot once, Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot again, and Common Sense is hoping you're never an idiot the same way twice
If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair!-Bumper Sticker
I had the vague impression that I was falling, so I let go and hoped it was the fall that killed me, and not the stop...
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07-26-2010, 08:50 PM
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#8152
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In a band!!
CWatson is offline
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: CA
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Sigh. Nope. Got the piano.
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"Haiku are easy
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Refrigerator."
"The plural of 'Surgeon General' is 'Surgeons General.' The past tense of 'Surgeons General' is 'Surgeonsed General.' "
Picture is not me; can be found at ShyAngela.com (thanks Dkling!)
Here is my story site, which has more material on it than my Literotica page. Oh, and, I'm now on Facebook!
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08-22-2010, 08:46 PM
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#8153
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MistressLynn is offline
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: On the Move
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Nope. But maybe . . . some day.
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08-22-2010, 08:49 PM
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#8154
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all the world is a stage
brickroadray is offline
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 6,920
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Originally Posted by brightlyiburn
I haven't gotten laid in over a year.
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been about two for me! |
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08-22-2010, 08:50 PM
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kiba is offline
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 12,025
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Nope.....
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08-22-2010, 08:51 PM
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Orgasm Motivator
mellowyellows is offline
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Right at the edge of your orgasm
Posts: 7,105
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I guess I can post to this thread today.....sheesh... 
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My desire is to please every woman.......anyway, any how and everytime 
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08-22-2010, 10:44 PM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern New Jersey USA
Posts: 12,428
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Sex? What's that? I don't remember...
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09-17-2010, 06:44 AM
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In a band!!
CWatson is offline
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: CA
Posts: 1,581
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Welp, since last I visited here, I've moved, had a good 24 hours of rehearsal, gotten a job singing in church, written a song, gotten sick over Labor Day Weekend, had my boss resign and a new one move in, had Corporate set all sorts of new watchdog policies over us, started a YouTube account for my compositions, and had a confrontation with a Humane-Society member who thinks it's not our right to decide whether cats can live on our property.
I also have such an insistent case of insomnia that even wanking didn't help.
(And nope, no laid.)
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"Haiku are easy
to write, but may not make sense.
Refrigerator."
"The plural of 'Surgeon General' is 'Surgeons General.' The past tense of 'Surgeons General' is 'Surgeonsed General.' "
Picture is not me; can be found at ShyAngela.com (thanks Dkling!)
Here is my story site, which has more material on it than my Literotica page. Oh, and, I'm now on Facebook!
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09-17-2010, 07:35 AM
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Really Experienced
favoritesgoddess is offline
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 237
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Of course not. I'm married.  |
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09-17-2010, 11:35 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 25,203
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. . . . Nope . . .
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09-17-2010, 11:41 AM
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Literotica Guru
gummibaum is offline
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: South Germany
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I'm married, but wife is gone for three weeks on business. I would so love to have sex...
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09-19-2010, 04:37 PM
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Virgin
spicey2710 is offline
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: indiana
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Originally Posted by favoritesgoddess
Of course not. I'm married. |
haha@ favoritesgoddes... its been maybe 2 nights for me.. eh |
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09-19-2010, 10:43 PM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern New Jersey USA
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Originally Posted by spicey2710
haha@ favoritesgoddes... its been maybe 2 nights for me.. eh
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I would kill you to steal your two nights without sex...
It's closing in on three years for me |
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09-20-2010, 11:20 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
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Not here, either
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09-20-2010, 11:22 PM
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Literotica Guru
Miss_Pixie is offline
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Narnia
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I've been told doing it yourself doesn't count... so nope none here
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot once, Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot again, and Common Sense is hoping you're never an idiot the same way twice
If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair!-Bumper Sticker
I had the vague impression that I was falling, so I let go and hoped it was the fall that killed me, and not the stop...
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11-23-2010, 03:28 AM
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In a band!!
CWatson is offline
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: CA
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Well, I've been trying to be blasé about it, but I think I need to brag just a little.
As of 11 PM on Sunday night, I was able for the first time in my life to leave my customary spot on this thread. (And again in the morning too, which was also nice.)
I got laid.
Now back to our regularly scheduled program. (Especially since it's technically Tuesday now, so, my day of getting laid is over. *rolleyes* Bets on whether it's another 27 years before I get any more?)
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"Haiku are easy
to write, but may not make sense.
Refrigerator."
"The plural of 'Surgeon General' is 'Surgeons General.' The past tense of 'Surgeons General' is 'Surgeonsed General.' "
Picture is not me; can be found at ShyAngela.com (thanks Dkling!)
Here is my story site, which has more material on it than my Literotica page. Oh, and, I'm now on Facebook!
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11-23-2010, 01:01 PM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern New Jersey USA
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The closest I have come to getting laid in the last three years is the return smile that I got from a woman in a car that I passed on the highway on my way to lunch today |
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11-24-2010, 12:53 AM
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Enchanted
LunaEroticaMystica is offline
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: midnight moonlit fantasies
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SO, this thread looks promising (or not). I'm guessing good vibrations and hot water jet streams don't count, huh? *pouts* What about waking up half naked to your own wandering hands after taking Vicodin for oral surgery the night before? That was odd. I mean, if I'm going to get frisky with myself, I'd like to at least remember or know the reason! Maybe tonight's dose will find me completely naked.  Anything to ease this godawful excruciating pain!
If you have some time and would be so kind: Please check out my Winter Contest story ~Wynter of Contentment~. Thanks! Appreciate the reads, votes, and/or comments.  *points to link below*
Last edited by LunaEroticaMystica : 11-24-2010 at 01:12 AM.
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11-24-2010, 01:32 PM
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Invisible but stylish
Tarakin is offline
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Germany
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And there I was, hoping that the long rest this thread took was a sign that no one (beside me) was being unlaid anymore...
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11-24-2010, 01:56 PM
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Join Me For a Drink?
YoursSINSerely is offline
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: East of the River
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I even got bored with posting here.
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I am Yours SINSerely,
Babs
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11-24-2010, 02:04 PM
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Literotica Guru
dearc is offline
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Atlanta
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All these complaints about months and years without being laid, you have no idea. According to the list of anniversary gifts by year I have to buy my right hand something made of tin.
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11-24-2010, 02:06 PM
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Join Me For a Drink?
YoursSINSerely is offline
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Location: East of the River
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dearc
All these complaints about months and years without being laid, you have no idea. According to the list of anniversary gifts by year I have to buy my right hand something made of tin.
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I LOL. I'm working on a paper gift myself.
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I am Yours SINSerely,
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11-24-2010, 02:09 PM
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Literotica Guru
dearc is offline
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Atlanta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by YoursSINSerely
I LOL. I'm working on a paper gift myself.
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What a shame to let those legs and shoes go to waste.
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11-24-2010, 02:12 PM
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Join Me For a Drink?
YoursSINSerely is offline
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: East of the River
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dearc
What a shame to let those legs and shoes go to waste.
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A down right pitiful shame! I'm doing my best to keep everything preserved until I need them again.
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I am Yours SINSerely,
Babs
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11-24-2010, 02:18 PM
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Literotica Guru
dearc is offline
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Atlanta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by YoursSINSerely
A down right pitiful shame! I'm doing my best to keep everything preserved until I need them again.
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So the paper is not by choice ?
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