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Old 07-26-2010, 05:48 PM   #8151
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Friday night yes, today no, tomorrow, he'll be here but it will probbly be impossible lol
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:50 PM   #8152
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Sigh. Nope. Got the piano.
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Old 08-22-2010, 09:46 PM   #8153
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Old 08-22-2010, 09:49 PM   #8154
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Old 08-22-2010, 09:50 PM   #8155
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Old 08-22-2010, 09:51 PM   #8156
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I guess I can post to this thread today.....sheesh...
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Old 08-22-2010, 11:44 PM   #8157
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Sex? What's that? I don't remember...
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Old 09-17-2010, 07:44 AM   #8158
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Welp, since last I visited here, I've moved, had a good 24 hours of rehearsal, gotten a job singing in church, written a song, gotten sick over Labor Day Weekend, had my boss resign and a new one move in, had Corporate set all sorts of new watchdog policies over us, started a YouTube account for my compositions, and had a confrontation with a Humane-Society member who thinks it's not our right to decide whether cats can live on our property.

I also have such an insistent case of insomnia that even wanking didn't help.

(And nope, no laid.)
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Old 09-17-2010, 08:35 AM   #8159
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Old 09-17-2010, 12:35 PM   #8160
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. . . . Nope . . .
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Old 09-17-2010, 12:41 PM   #8161
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I'm married, but wife is gone for three weeks on business. I would so love to have sex...
 

Old 09-19-2010, 05:37 PM   #8162
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Of course not. I'm married.
haha@ favoritesgoddes... its been maybe 2 nights for me.. eh
 

Old 09-19-2010, 11:43 PM   #8163
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haha@ favoritesgoddes... its been maybe 2 nights for me.. eh
I would kill you to steal your two nights without sex...

It's closing in on three years for me
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Old 09-21-2010, 12:20 AM   #8164
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Old 09-21-2010, 12:22 AM   #8165
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I've been told doing it yourself doesn't count... so nope none here
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Old 11-23-2010, 04:28 AM   #8166
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Well, I've been trying to be blasť about it, but I think I need to brag just a little.

As of 11 PM on Sunday night, I was able for the first time in my life to leave my customary spot on this thread. (And again in the morning too, which was also nice.)

I got laid.

Now back to our regularly scheduled program. (Especially since it's technically Tuesday now, so, my day of getting laid is over. *rolleyes* Bets on whether it's another 27 years before I get any more?)
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Old 11-23-2010, 02:01 PM   #8167
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The closest I have come to getting laid in the last three years is the return smile that I got from a woman in a car that I passed on the highway on my way to lunch today
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Old 11-24-2010, 01:53 AM   #8168
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SO, this thread looks promising (or not). I'm guessing good vibrations and hot water jet streams don't count, huh? *pouts* What about waking up half naked to your own wandering hands after taking Vicodin for oral surgery the night before? That was odd. I mean, if I'm going to get frisky with myself, I'd like to at least remember or know the reason! Maybe tonight's dose will find me completely naked. Anything to ease this godawful excruciating pain!

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Old 11-24-2010, 02:32 PM   #8169
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And there I was, hoping that the long rest this thread took was a sign that no one (beside me) was being unlaid anymore...
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Old 11-24-2010, 02:56 PM   #8170
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Old 11-24-2010, 03:04 PM   #8171
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All these complaints about months and years without being laid, you have no idea. According to the list of anniversary gifts by year I have to buy my right hand something made of tin.
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Old 11-24-2010, 03:06 PM   #8172
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All these complaints about months and years without being laid, you have no idea. According to the list of anniversary gifts by year I have to buy my right hand something made of tin.
I LOL. I'm working on a paper gift myself.
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Old 11-24-2010, 03:09 PM   #8173
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I LOL. I'm working on a paper gift myself.
What a shame to let those legs and shoes go to waste.
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Old 11-24-2010, 03:12 PM   #8174
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What a shame to let those legs and shoes go to waste.
A down right pitiful shame! I'm doing my best to keep everything preserved until I need them again.
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Old 11-24-2010, 03:18 PM   #8175
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A down right pitiful shame! I'm doing my best to keep everything preserved until I need them again.
So the paper is not by choice ?
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