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Old 01-31-2005, 05:58 PM   #51
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Just as a side note...
I still didn't get laid today.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either...
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Old 01-31-2005, 06:37 PM   #52
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Might as well jump on the wagon.. Been a month now for me.. and numerous months before that.
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Old 01-31-2005, 06:43 PM   #53
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Re: The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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Nope. You?
I got laid this weekend and that ought to last me another couple of months if I stretch it out and really make last.
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Old 01-31-2005, 06:45 PM   #54
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well, im holding onto memories of jan. 10th.
sigh...
dont know when the next time will be.
 

Old 01-31-2005, 06:48 PM   #55
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If I had gotten laid today, that would have been a pretty impressive session, considering that I was in class.

But no. Not that I couldn't get laid if I really wanted to, but I'd like to be able to respect myself tomorrow.
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Old 01-31-2005, 06:55 PM   #56
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Just as a side note...
I still didn't get laid today.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either...
Hugs.

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Old 01-31-2005, 06:57 PM   #57
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of my execution by Rogue Nationalistic Forces. It will be my first experience with necrophiliac sodomy, but hopefully my corpse will give them hours of pleasure.

In other words, thursday.
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Old 01-31-2005, 07:00 PM   #58
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Sorry Luc, I don't think necrophilia counts..
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Old 01-31-2005, 07:16 PM   #59
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Carson's fault, love. He's the one who kicked me off his thread.
Be nice Carson or we will be forced to tie you up with something itchy, possibly in angora.
He'll probably just chew his way through that.
and no, I did not get laid today.
 

Old 01-31-2005, 07:24 PM   #60
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of my execution by Rogue Nationalistic Forces. It will be my first experience with necrophiliac sodomy, but hopefully my corpse will give them hours of pleasure.

In other words, thursday.
You know, you're cute in a kind of nihilistic way.
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Old 01-31-2005, 07:35 PM   #61
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Carson's fault, love. He's the one who kicked me off his thread.
Be nice Carson or we will be forced to tie you up with something itchy, possibly in angora.
Hey, nobody's ever listened to me before. How did I know you'd start now?
 

Old 01-31-2005, 07:52 PM   #62
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Old 01-31-2005, 07:55 PM   #63
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At least there's still hope for you today, Carson. It's early yet.
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Old 01-31-2005, 07:57 PM   #64
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At least there's still hope for you today, Carson. It's early yet.
Nope. The piece of ass just went to bed.

All by myself tonight... sigh....

 

Old 01-31-2005, 07:59 PM   #65
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You let him go to bed without pouncing on him, ripping off his pants, blowing him, and then fucking him?



*shakes head*


That's just not responsible.
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Old 01-31-2005, 09:18 PM   #66
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Nope. The piece of ass just went to bed.

All by myself tonight... sigh....

Mine went to bed as well. I'm looking at porn to keep myself busy. Tangerine has gone off to work and is no longer here to entertain me.
 

Old 01-31-2005, 09:19 PM   #67
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Mine went to bed as well. I'm looking at porn to keep myself busy. Tangerine has gone off to work and is no longer here to entertain me.
You cyberslut...
 

Old 01-31-2005, 09:24 PM   #68
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Sorry Luc, I don't think necrophilia counts..
Curses. I almost got off the list on that one.

and yui: *bow deeply* Why thank you.
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Old 01-31-2005, 09:27 PM   #69
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Nope, no fun here for the past few days. That time, plus now that it's over the wife seems to have picked up a bug of some kind. (Worshiping at the throne, cramps, quick step, etc.) Not fun for either of us. (I hate seeing her sick.)

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Old 01-31-2005, 09:33 PM   #70
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Old 01-31-2005, 09:33 PM   #71
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I'm actually a rl slut too, which is a lot more fun.
 

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Old 01-31-2005, 09:37 PM   #73
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Nope, didn't get laid tonight. Nor the night before, or the night before or....

Won't get laid tomorrow either. Hm, actually give me this month and it'll be half a year since I last got laid. In fact, if I DID have a man around I sure as hell wouldn't be online right now!
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Old 01-31-2005, 09:51 PM   #75
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Just for clarification, are we using the Clinton Model to determine what constitutes sex? Not that it will affect my answer in any way...
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