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01-31-2005, 05:58 PM
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Verbose
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Just as a side note...
I still didn't get laid today.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either... 
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logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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01-31-2005, 06:37 PM
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Stubble Trouble
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Might as well jump on the wagon.. Been a month now for me.. and numerous months before that.
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01-31-2005, 06:43 PM
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rascal knockoff
rosco rathbone is offline
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Re: The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread
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Originally posted by carsonshepherd
Nope. You?
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I got laid this weekend and that ought to last me another couple of months if I stretch it out and really make last.
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from the depths of my heart, I wished his persecutors greater strength and a long life. -V.S. Naipaul The Middle Passage
i hate you gringo sex perverts. you scums are not welcome in our country
bacchanal! bacchanal!bacchanal!bacchanal!
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01-31-2005, 06:45 PM
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well, im holding onto memories of jan. 10th.
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01-31-2005, 06:48 PM
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Literotica Guru
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If I had gotten laid today, that would have been a pretty impressive session, considering that I was in class. 
But no. Not that I couldn't get laid if I really wanted to, but I'd like to be able to respect myself tomorrow.
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"Women who live the life of their dreams don't get there by being dainty and darling. They demand what they want and do what it takes to make it happen. [That] could mean breaking a few rules, a few hearts and a few habits along the way, especially the habit of apologizing for who you are."
- Laurie Sue Brockway
http://english.literotica.com/storie...ge=submissions
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01-31-2005, 06:55 PM
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mistress of the moon
moonlight elf is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by logophile
Just as a side note...
I still didn't get laid today.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either...
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01-31-2005, 06:57 PM
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GOATS!!!
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Just assume I'm on the list until further notice
of my execution by Rogue Nationalistic Forces. It will be my first experience with necrophiliac sodomy, but hopefully my corpse will give them hours of pleasure.
In other words, thursday.
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Also, Proud Member of The Yui, Luc, and Gang Traveling Sex Posse and Leader of the Black Text Gang.
Read me (one story makes you smaller and one story makes you taller)
 Alive, alive in perpetuity, the redhaired angel is. We shall never forget your time on Earth. Viva Colly. Viva where your heart has gone.
Someday, I wish to be worthy of having received this comment from her. It is one of the last things she said to me:
Colly: Still, I hope you knopw just how much I think of you and your intellect. You're one of those peole I am very proud to call freind.
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01-31-2005, 07:00 PM
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Stubble Trouble
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Sorry Luc, I don't think necrophilia counts..
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01-31-2005, 07:16 PM
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Mrs. Aggravation
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Quote:
Originally posted by AtomicTangerine
Carson's fault, love. He's the one who kicked me off his thread.
Be nice Carson or we will be forced to tie you up with something itchy, possibly in angora.
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He'll probably just chew his way through that. 
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01-31-2005, 07:24 PM
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A Different Scene
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lucifer_Carroll
Just assume I'm on the list until further notice
of my execution by Rogue Nationalistic Forces. It will be my first experience with necrophiliac sodomy, but hopefully my corpse will give them hours of pleasure.
In other words, thursday.
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You know, you're cute in a kind of nihilistic way.
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I hope that you’re not sorry for the choice you made.
I’m finally alive again,
I hope your body’s not your grave.
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa
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01-31-2005, 07:35 PM
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comeback kid
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Quote:
Originally posted by AtomicTangerine
Carson's fault, love. He's the one who kicked me off his thread.
Be nice Carson or we will be forced to tie you up with something itchy, possibly in angora.
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01-31-2005, 07:52 PM
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comeback kid
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Also, I haven't gotten laid today.
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01-31-2005, 07:55 PM
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Basilet
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Me either.
I need a FwB who's close by.
At least there's still hope for you today, Carson. It's early yet.
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Girls Like Boys Who Like Boys
"I can't give you dick, baby, I'm sorry." CarsonShepherd, trying to break it to me gently.
You make me come
You make me complete
You make me completely miserable
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01-31-2005, 07:57 PM
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comeback kid
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Quote:
Originally posted by Celtic Princess
Me either.
I need a FwB who's close by.
At least there's still hope for you today, Carson. It's early yet.
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Nope. The piece of ass just went to bed.
All by myself tonight... sigh....
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01-31-2005, 07:59 PM
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Basilet
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You let him go to bed without pouncing on him, ripping off his pants, blowing him, and then fucking him?
*shakes head*
That's just not responsible.
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Rhys' Favorite Figment
Girls Like Boys Who Like Boys
"I can't give you dick, baby, I'm sorry." CarsonShepherd, trying to break it to me gently.
You make me come
You make me complete
You make me completely miserable
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01-31-2005, 09:18 PM
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Mrs. Aggravation
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Quote:
Originally posted by carsonshepherd
Nope. The piece of ass just went to bed.
All by myself tonight... sigh....
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Mine went to bed as well. I'm looking at porn to keep myself busy. Tangerine has gone off to work and is no longer here to entertain me. |
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01-31-2005, 09:19 PM
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comeback kid
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Quote:
Originally posted by OhMissScarlett
Mine went to bed as well. I'm looking at porn to keep myself busy. Tangerine has gone off to work and is no longer here to entertain me.
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01-31-2005, 09:24 PM
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GOATS!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by tolyk
Sorry Luc, I don't think necrophilia counts..
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Curses. I almost got off the list on that one.
and yui: *bow deeply* Why thank you.
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"Biology, it was the section of the science class where the teacher coughed nervously and then showed some plants."
Patron Saint of Sinners and CEO of Waffle Hijacks for Jesus Industries.
Also, Proud Member of The Yui, Luc, and Gang Traveling Sex Posse and Leader of the Black Text Gang.
Read me (one story makes you smaller and one story makes you taller)
Alive, alive in perpetuity, the redhaired angel is. We shall never forget your time on Earth. Viva Colly. Viva where your heart has gone.
Someday, I wish to be worthy of having received this comment from her. It is one of the last things she said to me:
Colly: Still, I hope you knopw just how much I think of you and your intellect. You're one of those peole I am very proud to call freind.
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01-31-2005, 09:27 PM
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Hey, my Halo is smoking
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Nope, no fun here for the past few days. That time, plus now that it's over the wife seems to have picked up a bug of some kind. (Worshiping at the throne, cramps, quick step, etc.) Not fun for either of us. (I hate seeing her sick.)
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01-31-2005, 09:33 PM
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Sweet & Twisted
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Laid? What's 'getting laid'? What's this strange new term of which you speak?
*Sigh*
I'm among the deprived, lol. 
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01-31-2005, 09:33 PM
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Mrs. Aggravation
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Quote:
Originally posted by carsonshepherd
You cyberslut...
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I'm actually a rl slut too, which is a lot more fun.  |
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01-31-2005, 09:36 PM
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comeback kid
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Quote:
Originally posted by OhMissScarlett
I'm actually a rl slut too, which is a lot more fun.
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01-31-2005, 09:37 PM
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Going with the flow
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Nope, didn't get laid tonight. Nor the night before, or the night before or....
Won't get laid tomorrow either. Hm, actually give me this month and it'll be half a year since I last got laid. In fact, if I DID have a man around I sure as hell wouldn't be online right now!
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This is the way you left me, I'm not pretending
No hope, no love, no glory
No happy ending
This is the way that we love, like it's forever
Then live the rest of our life - but not together
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01-31-2005, 09:44 PM
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Mrs. Aggravation
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Quote:
Originally posted by carsonshepherd
I;'m only grateful your sluttiness has new territories in which to flourish
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01-31-2005, 09:51 PM
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A Different Scene
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Just for clarification, are we using the Clinton Model to determine what constitutes sex? Not that it will affect my answer in any way... 
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I hope that you’re not sorry for the choice you made.
I’m finally alive again,
I hope your body’s not your grave.
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa
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