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Old 01-30-2005, 11:04 PM   #26
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Seriously though... we serve lots of fundamentalist Christians in this business and I must keep my porn writing bisexual self under wraps.
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Old 01-30-2005, 11:06 PM   #27
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No luck so far tonight. I did just have an interesting 'writing exercise' though. Don't think I've ever had my punctuation corrected in such a sexy way before.
You're kicked off this thread, ho.

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Old 01-30-2005, 11:06 PM   #28
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Old 01-30-2005, 11:07 PM   #29
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And that's why I love you!
Seriously though... we serve lots of fundamentalist Christians in this business and I must keep my porn writing bisexual self under wraps.
Yeah I've got that problem at work meself, so I know. My advice: just think about butt-sex a lot.
 

Old 01-30-2005, 11:09 PM   #30
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You're kicked off this thread, ho.

(and before anyone beheads me, it's all about the love.)
LMAO. It's been a few days since anyone called me ho.
 

Old 01-30-2005, 11:09 PM   #31
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And that's why I love you!
Seriously though... we serve lots of fundamentalist Christians in this business and I must keep my porn writing bisexual self under wraps.


I'm a pagan with a decidedly bent sexual orientation... who currently lives in the bible belt.


I keep all sorts of things under wraps. It makes life easier.
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Old 01-30-2005, 11:12 PM   #32
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Yeah I've got that problem at work meself, so I know. My advice: just think about butt-sex a lot.
Thanks for your help... I'll be sure to give that a try. Hopefully it'll keep my mind out of the gutter and I'll be able to concentrate better.

Hmmm... butt-sex. Carson told me to think about butt-sex... I need to get laid...

Well, better luck next time.
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Old 01-30-2005, 11:12 PM   #33
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I'm a pagan with a decidedly bent sexual orientation... who currently lives in the bible belt.


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Yup!
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Old 01-30-2005, 11:20 PM   #34
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Think about the butt sex? Always do. I didn't get laid today.
I'm looking for volunteers, any takers? C'mon, don't be shy.
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Old 01-30-2005, 11:20 PM   #35
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I didn't get laid today, but I will be getting laid a LOT tomorrow. Gotta make up for the lost time over the weekend.
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Old 01-30-2005, 11:47 PM   #36
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LMAO. It's been a few days since anyone called me ho.
You're slipping! It used to be once, sometimes even twice every day. *shakes head* what have we become?
 

Old 01-30-2005, 11:54 PM   #37
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Thanks for your help... I'll be sure to give that a try. Hopefully it'll keep my mind out of the gutter and I'll be able to concentrate better.

Hmmm... butt-sex. Carson told me to think about butt-sex... I need to get laid...

Well, better luck next time.
Well, it may not help you concentrate but it always makes my day pass quicker.
 

Old 01-30-2005, 11:57 PM   #38
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You're slipping! It used to be once, sometimes even twice every day. *shakes head* what have we become?
Now, now. It's not that she's a ho. She's insatiable and enthusiastic. Also a taurus, which cannot be helped. I may be a tad biased.
 

Old 01-31-2005, 12:00 AM   #39
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Unfortunately I haven't.
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Old 01-31-2005, 12:32 AM   #40
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Ok, well I had a running record of.....well since May of 03'......but it went out the window and I'm hoping like hell it isn't going to be that long till next time.

(Unless you're counting phones and what not )
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Re: The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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Nope. You?
Still pissed at him I see.
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Old 01-31-2005, 02:06 AM   #42
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I haven't gotten laid in over a year.

I can't take this much longer
first time I remember seeing you here brightly....

welcome to the AH.


as to the actual subject of this thread...I can't join the chorus today,but I see some here I wouldn't mind helping get off the wagon...

not you evil, ya dirty minded varmint...
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Old 01-31-2005, 06:03 AM   #43
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Re: Re: The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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Still pissed at him I see.
No, he just fell asleep.
 

Old 01-31-2005, 06:41 AM   #44
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You should have woke him up. Blowjobs work nicely for this.
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Old 01-31-2005, 06:42 AM   #45
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Old 01-31-2005, 06:46 AM   #46
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Or, in your case...a hand job would suffice.
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Old 01-31-2005, 08:10 AM   #47
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It was a question of the eternal "food or fuck" debate, and my side lost.
 

Old 01-31-2005, 08:26 AM   #48
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Now, now. It's not that she's a ho. She's insatiable and enthusiastic. Also a taurus, which cannot be helped. I may be a tad biased.
Cyber sex counts, so you're kicked off this thread too.

 

Old 01-31-2005, 09:56 AM   #49
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Cyber sex counts, so you're kicked off this thread too.

Maybe we should start a 'people who virtually got laid today' thread, lol. I love how he posts then runs off never to be seen again.
 

Old 01-31-2005, 04:57 PM   #50
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Maybe we should start a 'people who virtually got laid today' thread, lol. I love how he posts then runs off never to be seen again.
Carson's fault, love. He's the one who kicked me off his thread.
Be nice Carson or we will be forced to tie you up with something itchy, possibly in angora.
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