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01-30-2005, 11:04 PM
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Verbose
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Originally posted by carsonshepherd
We love tales of your proclivities.... 
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And that's why I love you! 
Seriously though... we serve lots of fundamentalist Christians in this business and I must keep my porn writing bisexual self under wraps.
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LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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01-30-2005, 11:06 PM
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comeback kid
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Originally posted by OhMissScarlett
No luck so far tonight. I did just have an interesting 'writing exercise' though. Don't think I've ever had my punctuation corrected in such a sexy way before. 
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You're kicked off this thread, ho. 
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01-30-2005, 11:06 PM
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Basilet
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I didn't get laid either. Damn it. I was studying!
... and I know just where my batteries are. 
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Girls Like Boys Who Like Boys
"I can't give you dick, baby, I'm sorry." CarsonShepherd, trying to break it to me gently.
You make me come
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01-30-2005, 11:07 PM
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comeback kid
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Quote:
Originally posted by logophile
And that's why I love you!
Seriously though... we serve lots of fundamentalist Christians in this business and I must keep my porn writing bisexual self under wraps.
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Yeah I've got that problem at work meself, so I know. My advice: just think about butt-sex a lot. |
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01-30-2005, 11:09 PM
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Mrs. Aggravation
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Originally posted by carsonshepherd
You're kicked off this thread, ho.
(and before anyone beheads me, it's all about the love.)
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LMAO. It's been a few days since anyone called me ho. |
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01-30-2005, 11:09 PM
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Basilet
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Quote:
Originally posted by logophile
And that's why I love you!
Seriously though... we serve lots of fundamentalist Christians in this business and I must keep my porn writing bisexual self under wraps.
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I'm a pagan with a decidedly bent sexual orientation... who currently lives in the bible belt.
I keep all sorts of things under wraps. It makes life easier.
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Rhys' Favorite Figment
Girls Like Boys Who Like Boys
"I can't give you dick, baby, I'm sorry." CarsonShepherd, trying to break it to me gently.
You make me come
You make me complete
You make me completely miserable
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01-30-2005, 11:12 PM
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Verbose
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Quote:
Originally posted by carsonshepherd
Yeah I've got that problem at work meself, so I know. My advice: just think about butt-sex a lot.
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Thanks for your help...  I'll be sure to give that a try. Hopefully it'll keep my mind out of the gutter and I'll be able to concentrate better.
Hmmm... butt-sex. Carson told me to think about butt-sex... I need to get laid...
Well, better luck next time.
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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01-30-2005, 11:12 PM
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Verbose
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Quote:
Originally posted by Celtic Princess
I'm a pagan with a decidedly bent sexual orientation... who currently lives in the bible belt.
I keep all sorts of things under wraps. It makes life easier.
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Yup!
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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01-30-2005, 11:20 PM
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Really Experienced
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Think about the butt sex? Always do. I didn't get laid today. 
I'm looking for volunteers, any takers? C'mon, don't be shy.
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01-30-2005, 11:20 PM
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Waaaay bigger than Jesus!
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I didn't get laid today, but I will be getting laid a LOT tomorrow. Gotta make up for the lost time over the weekend.
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01-30-2005, 11:47 PM
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comeback kid
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Quote:
Originally posted by OhMissScarlett
LMAO. It's been a few days since anyone called me ho.
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You're slipping! It used to be once, sometimes even twice every day. *shakes head* what have we become? |
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01-30-2005, 11:54 PM
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comeback kid
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Quote:
Originally posted by logophile
Thanks for your help... I'll be sure to give that a try. Hopefully it'll keep my mind out of the gutter and I'll be able to concentrate better.
Hmmm... butt-sex. Carson told me to think about butt-sex... I need to get laid...
Well, better luck next time.
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Well, it may not help you concentrate but it always makes my day pass quicker. |
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01-30-2005, 11:57 PM
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Virgin
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Quote:
Originally posted by carsonshepherd
You're slipping! It used to be once, sometimes even twice every day. *shakes head* what have we become?
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Now, now. It's not that she's a ho. She's insatiable and enthusiastic. Also a taurus, which cannot be helped. I may be a tad biased. |
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01-31-2005, 12:00 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Unfortunately I haven't.
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01-31-2005, 12:32 AM
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Path
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Ok, well I had a running record of.....well since May of 03'......but it went out the window and I'm hoping like hell it isn't going to be that long till next time. 
(Unless you're counting phones and what not )
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01-31-2005, 01:42 AM
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the once and future
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Re: The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread
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Originally posted by carsonshepherd
Nope. You?
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Still pissed at him I see.
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Hatred has no place on a board about love. We would all do well to remember that.
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01-31-2005, 02:06 AM
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Still Kicking Around
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Quote:
Originally posted by brightlyiburn
I haven't gotten laid in over a year.
I can't take this much longer
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first time I remember seeing you here brightly....
welcome to the AH.
as to the actual subject of this thread...I can't join the chorus today,but I see some here I wouldn't mind helping get off the wagon...
not you evil, ya dirty minded varmint...
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01-31-2005, 06:03 AM
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comeback kid
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Re: Re: The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread
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Originally posted by Rhys
Still pissed at him I see.
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01-31-2005, 06:41 AM
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the once and future
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You should have woke him up. Blowjobs work nicely for this.
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Related to you all by six degrees
Hatred has no place on a board about love. We would all do well to remember that.
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01-31-2005, 06:42 AM
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comeback kid
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rhys
You should have woke him up. Blowjobs work nicely for this.
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01-31-2005, 06:46 AM
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the once and future
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Or, in your case...a hand job would suffice.
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Related to you all by six degrees
Hatred has no place on a board about love. We would all do well to remember that.
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01-31-2005, 08:10 AM
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comeback kid
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It was a question of the eternal "food or fuck" debate, and my side lost. |
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01-31-2005, 08:26 AM
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comeback kid
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Quote:
Originally posted by AtomicTangerine
Now, now. It's not that she's a ho. She's insatiable and enthusiastic. Also a taurus, which cannot be helped. I may be a tad biased.
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Cyber sex counts, so you're kicked off this thread too. 
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01-31-2005, 09:56 AM
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Mrs. Aggravation
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Cyber sex counts, so you're kicked off this thread too.
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Maybe we should start a 'people who virtually got laid today' thread, lol. I love how he posts then runs off never to be seen again. |
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01-31-2005, 04:57 PM
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Virgin
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Quote:
Originally posted by OhMissScarlett
Maybe we should start a 'people who virtually got laid today' thread, lol. I love how he posts then runs off never to be seen again.
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Carson's fault, love. He's the one who kicked me off his thread.
Be nice Carson or we will be forced to tie you up with something itchy, possibly in angora.
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