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Old 02-04-2005, 02:44 AM   #276
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Oh yes you are.... get back in My PM bitch

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Old 02-04-2005, 02:49 AM   #277
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Oh yes you are.... get back in My PM bitch

I like this new you.

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Old 02-04-2005, 02:53 AM   #278
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I like this new you.

That'd be a Capital 'Y' in You... get in my PM you need to be punished.
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Old 02-04-2005, 11:02 AM   #279
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I'm married, and I still can't get laid... wait, that's normal isn't it?
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Old 02-04-2005, 11:03 AM   #280
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I'm married, and I still can't get laid... wait, that's normal isn't it?
Yeah, pretty much normal. Except honeymooners, they still haven't clued into what they've gotten themselves into.
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Old 02-04-2005, 11:06 AM   #281
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It's Friday.

Just as a side note:
I won't be getting laid today.

*sigh*

But, I did buy a new pack of batteries.
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Old 02-04-2005, 11:07 AM   #282
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It's Friday.

Just as a side note:
I won't be getting laid today.

*sigh*

But, I did buy a new pack of batteries.
Need help installing those batteries?
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Old 02-04-2005, 11:10 AM   #283
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Well that depends, Handsome. Where do you wanna put 'em?
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Old 02-04-2005, 11:11 AM   #284
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It's Friday.

Just as a side note:
I won't be getting laid today.

*sigh*

But, I did buy a new pack of batteries.
I tried to get laid yesterday and got shot down.

Today is a sure thing... isn't it?
 

Old 02-04-2005, 11:13 AM   #285
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Well that depends, Handsome. Where do you wanna put 'em?
In the garbage
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Old 02-04-2005, 11:15 AM   #286
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In the garbage
Perfect.
When can you be here?
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Old 02-04-2005, 11:18 AM   #287
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Perfect.
When can you be here?
That would depend entirely upon where 'here' was. Add in the fact that I don't own a vehicle, or even drive.. I would say at least a few weeks
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Old 02-04-2005, 11:20 AM   #288
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That would depend entirely upon where 'here' was. Add in the fact that I don't own a vehicle, or even drive.. I would say at least a few weeks
Oh, well, by then I'll be on another set of batteries. But you can throw those away for me when you get here.

Until then... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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Old 02-04-2005, 11:22 AM   #289
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Oh, well, by then I'll be on another set of batteries. But you can throw those away for me when you get here.

Until then... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
*chuckle* Sounds like a plan

Damn geography eh?
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Old 02-04-2005, 11:26 AM   #290
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*chuckle* Sounds like a plan

Damn geography eh?
Yeah, it's pretty much always getting in my way.
Call when you get close. I'll leave the light on for you.
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Old 02-04-2005, 12:00 PM   #291
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*watching*

Now this is a thread for horny people!
 

Old 02-04-2005, 12:01 PM   #292
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*watching*

Now this is a thread for horny people!
You know, I'm quite surprised that the women seem to outnumber the men in this thread.. and they're all incredibly gorgeous women at that.. this world is insane!
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Tol, buddy, you just struck gold!
 

Old 02-04-2005, 12:06 PM   #294
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Tol, buddy, you just struck gold!
Oh?
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Old 02-04-2005, 12:16 PM   #295
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There's the dead giveaway to your location, hehe.
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Yes, the world is insane and so is my boyfriend(also he's difficult to wake up).
 

Old 02-04-2005, 12:17 PM   #296
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Yes, the world is insane and so is my boyfriend(also he's difficult to wake up).
*snicker* but you manage... somehow!
 

Old 02-04-2005, 12:21 PM   #298
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i had the most incredible sex last night.
she led me into the bedroom and right up to the edgeof the bed. i looked down and it was covered with white rose petals.
it was slow sex
it was in your face sex
it was fast and furious sex
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and then, i woke up.
 

Old 02-04-2005, 12:28 PM   #299
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i had the most incredible sex last night.
she led me into the bedroom and right up to the edgeof the bed. i looked down and it was covered with white rose petals.
it was slow sex
it was in your face sex
it was fast and furious sex
.
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.
and then, i woke up.
awwws, *hugs*
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Old 02-04-2005, 12:29 PM   #300
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There's the dead giveaway to your location, hehe.

Yes, the world is insane and so is my boyfriend(also he's difficult to wake up).
Yeah, I know eh? I type it quite on purpose too, very fond of my national word

Well, I have no claims to sanity, but thats an entirely different story.
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