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Old 04-22-2005, 08:18 AM   #2526
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No sex here either, just over the 2 months mark, with 19 months of unfulfillment before that.

Thankfully my hands can reach belwo my waist, or I'd be in real trouble.

I know what you mean! Also very glad for the invention of sex toys.

(and clothespins)

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Old 04-22-2005, 08:21 AM   #2527
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I know what you mean! Also very glad for the invention of sex toys.

(and clothespins)

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*shiver*

I'll make the coffee, you go get the clothespins
 

Old 04-22-2005, 08:57 AM   #2528
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*shiver*

I'll make the coffee, you go get the clothespins

Not to worry, I keep them nearby....

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Old 04-22-2005, 09:04 AM   #2529
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Not to worry, I keep them nearby....

SJ

Probably closer than I keep my coffee mug. And I love my coffee mug.
 

Old 04-22-2005, 09:05 AM   #2530
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Probably closer than I keep my coffee mug. And I love my coffee mug.

Lol. They're actually in my bedroom, so they're not that close right now...

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Old 04-22-2005, 09:06 AM   #2531
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Do I need to plug you in to use those attachments? *impish grin*
Ummm well if you use more than one at a time, I have a hard walking a straight line for about a day or so afterwards.

And the one with the fuzzy bristly thingies at the end tickle really badly!
 

Old 04-22-2005, 09:07 AM   #2532
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Lol. They're actually in my bedroom, so they're not that close right now...

SJ
That's ok, I just finished my coffee so I have to go get a new pot brewing regardless.

and are they wooden or plastic clothespins?

I do so love the look of wood.
 

Old 04-22-2005, 09:09 AM   #2533
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That's ok, I just finished my coffee so I have to go get a new pot brewing regardless.

and are they wooden or plastic clothespins?

I do so love the look of wood.
I have both.

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Old 04-22-2005, 09:10 AM   #2534
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I have both.

SJ

Wow, I'm impressed.
 

Old 04-25-2005, 11:03 AM   #2535
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What's going on???

Did EVERYONE get laid this weekend but me?

This is so not fair! I want a lawyer! or better yet a dancer with a loose set of morals!!
 

Old 04-25-2005, 11:07 AM   #2536
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Did EVERYONE get laid this weekend but me?

This is so not fair! I want a lawyer! or better yet a dancer with a loose set of morals!!
I'm still here and still unlaid. I just got tired of being the first person to post everyday.

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Old 04-25-2005, 12:13 PM   #2537
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Old 04-25-2005, 12:44 PM   #2538
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I'm still here and still unlaid. I just got tired of being the first person to post everyday.

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Ditto
Aww hell I have no pride. I'll post first. Plus from up here I can see down your blouses
 

Old 04-25-2005, 12:48 PM   #2539
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I'm still here and still unlaid. I just got tired of being the first person to post everyday.

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Dammit girl. You's keeping us all awake.
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Old 04-25-2005, 12:50 PM   #2540
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Old 04-25-2005, 01:43 PM   #2541
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Dammit girl. You's keeping us all awake.

I try!

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Old 04-25-2005, 06:15 PM   #2542
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Old 04-25-2005, 07:59 PM   #2543
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As sad as this sounds I think I should make a "I didnt get laid this century" thread. Then hopefully other folks in the same rut as me can get together and share our sympathy. Last time was March of '00 for me.

I'm going to need to make a few booty calls or start buying hand lotion from Sam's in the 55 gallon drums.
 

Old 04-25-2005, 08:10 PM   #2544
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Did EVERYONE get laid this weekend but me?

This is so not fair! I want a lawyer! or better yet a dancer with a loose set of morals!!

Nope, going on three weeks again for me.

I know, I know. Some of you are going "Three weeks?? That's nothing."

But I'm married... still can't get any when I want it. sigh
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Old 04-25-2005, 08:41 PM   #2545
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Old 04-25-2005, 09:27 PM   #2546
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No big surprise - I didn't get laid today.
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Old 04-25-2005, 09:29 PM   #2547
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I didn't get any today, yesturday, well pretty much all of April.
 

Old 04-25-2005, 09:46 PM   #2548
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^ thats ok...dont worry you'll get laid soon hehe
 

Old 04-25-2005, 09:48 PM   #2549
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^ thats ok...dont worry you'll get laid soon hehe
Who will?
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Old 04-25-2005, 09:54 PM   #2550
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Who will?
lol i dunno :P
 
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