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01-30-2005, 10:35 PM
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comeback kid
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The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread
Nope. You?
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01-30-2005, 10:38 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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Re: The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread
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Nope. You?
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Do solo flights count?
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Wake me up when we get there.
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01-30-2005, 10:38 PM
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Mrs. Aggravation
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Had a quickie in the bathroom around noon. Can I still post on this thread?
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01-30-2005, 10:39 PM
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comeback kid
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Quote:
Originally posted by OhMissScarlett
Had a quickie in the bathroom around noon. Can I still post on this thread?
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Now you're bragging.
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01-30-2005, 10:39 PM
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Aphrodisiaddict
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Studying the Old Testament really just pounds the desire flat. 
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01-30-2005, 10:40 PM
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Literotica Guru
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I haven't gotten laid in over a year.
I can't take this much longer
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"Women who live the life of their dreams don't get there by being dainty and darling. They demand what they want and do what it takes to make it happen. [That] could mean breaking a few rules, a few hearts and a few habits along the way, especially the habit of apologizing for who you are."
- Laurie Sue Brockway
http://english.literotica.com/storie...ge=submissions
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01-30-2005, 10:40 PM
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comeback kid
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All that begetting didn't get you hot Lucky?
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01-30-2005, 10:42 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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Damn. Thanks! 
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01-30-2005, 10:42 PM
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Mrs. Gosling
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Quote:
Originally posted by lucky-E-leven
Studying the Old Testament really just pounds the desire flat.
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Depends on which part love. Songs of Solomon are quite inspirational.
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01-30-2005, 10:43 PM
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A Different Scene
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"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I'll meet you there." Rumi
I hope that you’re not sorry for the choice you made.
I’m finally alive again,
I hope your body’s not your grave.
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa
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01-30-2005, 10:44 PM
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Verbose
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I didn't get laid today either.
Or yesterday.
Or the day before that.
OK, well it's been a really long time.
Now, where are all those AA batteries again?
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LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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01-30-2005, 10:45 PM
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Aphrodisiaddict
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Quote:
Originally posted by carsonshepherd
All that begetting didn't get you hot Lucky?
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Are you kidding? I kept waiting for some kind of kinky old school version of sex with some description. So far, all that's happened was creation, the fall & the flood. Big Whoop! 
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I wasn't kissing her...I was whispering in her mouth. There are no good girls gone wrong, only bad girls found out. ~Mae West
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01-30-2005, 10:46 PM
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Aphrodisiaddict
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Quote:
Originally posted by matriarch
Depends on which part love. Songs of Solomon are quite inspirational.
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Well, I'll let you know when we get there. 
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I wasn't kissing her...I was whispering in her mouth. There are no good girls gone wrong, only bad girls found out. ~Mae West
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01-30-2005, 10:46 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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I think I've got a permanent seat on this thread.
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
Evil Alpaca's Stories
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01-30-2005, 10:47 PM
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comeback kid
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Quote:
Originally posted by Evil Alpaca
I think I've got a permanent seat on this thread.
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01-30-2005, 10:47 PM
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Verbose
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Quote:
Originally posted by Evil Alpaca
I think I've got a permanent seat on this thread.
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Maybe we should go in on box seats? Then at least we won't be alone in here!
Hi Furry! 
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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01-30-2005, 10:48 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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Quote:
Originally posted by logophile
Maybe we should go in on box seats? Then at least we won't be alone in here!
Hi Furry!
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Hey babe . . . how you doin'?
(Try and imagine readin' that with a Jersey accent . . .)
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
Evil Alpaca's Stories
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01-30-2005, 10:50 PM
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Literotica Guru
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It's been about fifteen years for me. You get used to it.
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Rob is deep, thoughtful and so very empathetic. He too can take the load of a bad day off. - Colleen Thomas. I treasure these words even more now. Goodbye Colleen.
Place you can find me on the Web My Web Page Facebook
Now for sale: Quick Pieces Of Kink
My stuff
My Colleen Thomas memorial piece. I Can't Have Her
Now Available from Phaze The Gift Discovery.
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01-30-2005, 10:51 PM
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Verbose
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Quote:
Originally posted by Evil Alpaca
Hey babe . . . how you doin'?
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I'm always better when you're around!
How's tricks?
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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01-30-2005, 10:53 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally posted by rgraham666
It's been about fifteen years for me. You get used to it.
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Good lord, man! You've even got my mom beat! 
You have my sympathy.
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"Women who live the life of their dreams don't get there by being dainty and darling. They demand what they want and do what it takes to make it happen. [That] could mean breaking a few rules, a few hearts and a few habits along the way, especially the habit of apologizing for who you are."
- Laurie Sue Brockway
http://english.literotica.com/storie...ge=submissions
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01-30-2005, 10:55 PM
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Phat'n'Phluffy
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Quote:
Originally posted by logophile
I'm always better when you're around!
How's tricks?
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Had better weekends. "Freezing rain" sucks . . .
You?
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'THE LLAMA'
A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'
Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the following lecture in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating Honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: (Singing in Spanish with English subtitles) Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
Evil Alpaca's Stories
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01-30-2005, 11:01 PM
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Verbose
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Quote:
Originally posted by Evil Alpaca
Had better weekends. "Freezing rain" sucks . . .
You?
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Fine. Tired.
Spent the weekend at a retreat with other midwives and birth-y types.
First we talk about babies.
And then we talk about complications.
And then we talk about sex.
At that point I typically pretend to be asleep so as not to scare the young'uns with tales of my proclivities.
But the hot tub was nice.
So was the steam room. Maybe time for a new story...
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Warmly,
LogoPhile
logophile: a person with an obsession (bordering on psychosis) for words, whether written or spoken.
If you think my ass is hot, wait till you see my mind! -Thank you, Sweet Salvor!
My stories...
Be warned: I don't use a lot of, um, whadya call it? Oh! That's right... I don't use a lot of PLOT! Enjoy!
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01-30-2005, 11:02 PM
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comeback kid
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Quote:
Originally posted by logophile
Fine. Tired.
Spent the weekend at a retreat with other midwives and birth-y types.
First we talk about babies.
And then we talk about complications.
And then we talk about sex.
At that point I typically pretend to be asleep so as not to scare the young'uns with tales of my proclivities.
But the hot tub was nice.
So was the steam room. Maybe time for a new story...
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01-30-2005, 11:04 PM
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Mrs. Aggravation
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No luck so far tonight. I did just have an interesting 'writing exercise' though. Don't think I've ever had my punctuation corrected in such a sexy way before. |
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01-30-2005, 11:04 PM
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Alabama Slammer
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Chairman of the, uh, Board are you?
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Um, I probably quailify for Co-Chairman, at least.
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We would be glad to help you pack.
Sincerely, Native Americans
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